/adv/ — ATOGA - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciw14dzkduE

>>34625064 (OP)
second for flat women <3

Men if your girlfriend couldn't remove her menstrual disc would you get in there and try to pull it out for her or make her go to urgent care?

Why are late 90s and early 2000s sex comedies so comfy? I'm an introvert who doesn't like casual sex and partying at all but I can never get enough of them.

all jewish posters, report in. state your gender and how observant you are.

/atoja/

>>34625078
I'm not jewish but my uncle is convinced we are for some ungodly reason

>>34625078
Male, no observations.

>>34625084
As a Jew I find it pretty unsettling how some Christians I meet are almost jealous that I'm Jewish. It feels so bizarre

>>34625075
I'd just press the eject. Duh

wow never seen an atoga kick off with a tel aviv roll call

Idk why anyone would prefer Muslims to Jews 2bh

>>34625086
Not even shabbat dinner? Why?
>>34625091
Not all Jews are Israeli. I personally am not a fan of Israel.

I love blondes

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ladies

do you know that Jesus is the son of God and he took the form of man and died to redeem us, so that we would no longer be slaves to sin?

>>34625089
because in the bible it says you guys are god's chosen people or whatever

I don't know if I'm tiny or my chair is huge

>>34625075
I'd do a little research first and if I didn't feel comfortable doing it I'd take her to the doctor.

>>34625101
it also says a lot of other stuff... the jews and God have a rocky relationship... they're partially hardened right now because of their rejection of Christ

>>34625092
I just dislike them both like a normal person.

>>34625105
yes but christians don't actually read the bible so they don't know.
and I'm not trying to be cynical it's just the truth

>>34625075
Her what

>>34625108
NTA
I assume he's referring to mensural/diva cups.

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Women, would you do foreplay with no sex?

>>34625107
the zionist lobby psyopped Christians like 140 years ago to engineer this outcome.

>>34625101
So? Didn't Jesus redeem Christians from sin or whatever? You need to either follow the Old Testament as a Jew or the New Testament as a Christian. Don't mix and match lol

If any of atoga moids became famous or rich they 100% would be regular guests on Little Saint James

>>34625089
>jealous
Unless you’re speaking to nutjobs who take the Bible completely literally, no Christians think this way. I think you should be shot for instance

>>34625114
no, i'd be charlie kirked

>>34625089
NTA
That's more of an Evangelical boomer thing, but it's at least more logically consistent than the Christians who hate Jews (since you know, Jesus was Jewish).

>>34625110
>making out with someone is non-sexual
God I hate women. They simultaneously believe words don’t mean anything but also they are very rigid and strict in definition when they want them to be. If you don’t consider making out to be a proto-sexual act then you’re fucked in the head

>>34625089
Only Evengelical nutjobs are like this, in my experience.

do you ever wonder what this place was like before it became acceptable to grab twitter or reddit screen shots to rage bait with to farm engagement replies even going as far as to do it with Resetera, Facebook and Blueskye social media as well, like why does that work so well when everybody is here because they hate those sites for one reason or another? It's like hanging out with a friend and all you do is trash the people you don't like even through you're not to fond of each other either, feels toxic like feeding on mutual negativity and nothing else.

>>34625114
That's too high profile. I'd just play it like kiedis.

>>34625119
Jews killed Jesus, so if you believe in collective guilt then you have to hate all Jews.

And as we all know, collective punishment is a great idea that's always based in rational thought and results in positive outcomes.

>>34625116
It's obviously not very common, but I live in a small town in Texas and a few local preachers I've met reacted that way and some other less religious Christians did. There were a few that tried to convince me to believe in Christ which was a lot less weird

>>34625119
what is often called hate or antisemitism is merely acknowledgment and criticism of jewish actions

then there's the fact that Jesus the jew called jews sons of satan and jew went on to crucify him... many jews think merely stating this is jew hate and antisemitism

>>34625124
That was the Romans dawg

>>34625129
tell it to ben shapiro, your lies have no play here

>>34625125
>I live in a place known for Bible literalists
>Man why are Christians all Bible literalists

>>34625075
If I thought I could manage it, I'd give it a try. I'm not squeamish. But I'd be wary of causing damage!

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>>34625126
>acknowledgement of Jewish actions
You can't say ahit like this and expect me to take you seriously

>>34625129
The Romans didn’t kill Jesus, the Romans didn’t give a shit what internal gay shit the Jews were doing, the Pharisees brought Jesus before the Romans because only Romans were allowed to sentence someone to death and they basically threatened revolt if they didn’t.

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>>34625076
>Why are late 90s and early 2000s sex comedies so comfy?
The soundtracks do a lot of heavy lifting. American Pie always had bangers.

>>34625099
Yes, and he's based for doing so.

>>34625110
>Women, would you do foreplay with no sex?
Yes, but making out isn't exactly foreplay.

>>34625124
They bore false witness against him, which is the ninth commandment.

>>34625099
The word "know" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, there.

>>34625131
Is Texas known for that? Im honestly not very familiar with Christianity. Like why are there 5+ different churches of different sects in the town if people are "bible literalists"?

>>34625134
i expect a fool to return to his folly as a dog returns to its vomit

>>34625138
NTA
But southerners tend to be very conservative and the south is where most evangelical boomers live. It's called "bible belt" for a reason.

>>34625110
>would you do foreplay with no sex?
That's a nonsensical question. If there's no sex, it isn't "foreplay".

>>34625111
>>34625112
don't ask me man I'm not christian I'm just telling you that's how they are

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Question for larger women who are using dating apps

What could I put in my bio that would let you know I am into larger body types (I like chubby to bbw) without it being a thing that turns you off and makes you swipe me off?

Small boob women, do they still jiggle if you shake?

>>34625110
The fact that you can't distinguish between non-sexual touch and "foreplay" is just tragic.

>need to take a piss
>unloads 2 litters of liquid gold in my toilet
>shake meat scepter profusely to get rid of excess piss
>put fleshy sex organ away
>a few droplets of urine come out

this happens every fucking time I hate it

>>34625149
Why are men so against using toilet paper when they pee?

Women can I still grope your tits if we're doing "non sexual" making out

>>34625147
If I jump or slap them, yes.

>>34625150
That still happens even after using toilet paper. Sometimes you know it's going to happen, and you dab and dab and dab and dab, all to no avail.

>>34625150
I've tried it and the toilet paper dissolved and stuck to my dick head