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worriesAnonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:49:20
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I am worried, anon. Don't fret, or do, or maybe don't, or maybe just a little? Um. Hmm... Yes, I am worried... hmm... about, something. Yes, something: I call it being worried about something I'm not quite sure about, no. No, I'm not quite sure about what I'm worried about, but I am worried, yes. Believe me, I am worried. Yes, I am worried.
>But, anon, what on Earth are you worried about?
That's a good question, and pertinent, yes. Yes, I am worried about something in particular, yes, and it's worrisome. Let me explain: I'm worried that I won't ever be able to explain to you in whole, fully, what it is exactly I'm so worried about. What if I explain and explain and explain but you still misunderstand me? or if I explain and explain and explain and, oh bother, I forget to explain that *one* little thing which matters *so* very much? Don't you *see* how much I have to worry about, anon?
>But, anon, it sounds as if you're worried about nothing at all!
But that's exactly the point, mon frère. What if what you call nothing *is* something, and I've forgotten it? Oh dear. I am in a pickle. And I *do* have something I want to get advice for, but now I've written this troll blog and forgotten all about it... Oh dear, this really is an awful pickle...
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:54:37
>>34626854 (OP)
Another thread fell off the page to make room for this
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:59:34
>>34626866
No, I mean, I seriously am worried and it's something serious *to* worry about, it's just the more I try to point out exactly what it is, the less clear it is to me exactly what it is I am so awfully worried about... oh, oh dear... what a pickle!
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)15:02:05
>>34626854 (OP)
>>34626873
As Bobby McFerrin says:
Don't worry
Be happy :)
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)15:09:00
I am genuinely worried, fretting, even, although I really can't describe what about. I'm afraid, terribly, terribly afraid, of how much you'll despise me for describing my worries, anon. So, you see, the worries compound with worries. I even, just now, in fact, set out to describe to you, my dear anon, what exactly my worries are but, just as I put my finger to my chin and began to think it over, I realised I forgot entirely all about what I was worried about, and now I'm worried it was really something important. Yes, I really am worried it was something important to worry about and now I've forgotten it, oh dear, oh dear dear deary me. Oh, this is dreadfully bad, very not good. Oh dear dear dear...
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)15:11:01
Behead all frogposters.
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