/an/ — Secretary Bird

very pretty

This bird shows off a lot of features similar to attractive women

>>4989916
>air sacs, cloaca, BEAK
You're right.

If not sex, why sex shaped?

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what a slutty bird

reminder that males look the same

used to like them until it became evident they only get posted here by birdfuckers with foot fetishes now they just make me angry when i see them. thanks an.

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They sure hate reptiles

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>>4991527
thats a seriema

>>4990160
the curse of pretty

>>4990160
A cloaca is a cloaca

>>4989049 (OP)
>has thigh highs
What did God mean by this?

>>4989916
>Wrinkly face
>skinny
>dry feet with long nails
Old crackhead vibes

>>4989916
>red-orange eye shadow
>hair plume
>thigh highs
>long eyelashes (fake)
It's an egirl.

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>>4996826
That bird is giving ugly vibes.
Looks more like a tall old prostitute than like Chapel Roan.
Pretty small birds (even the male ones) are the ones that give e-girl vibe.

>>4996178
Hey, that’s me!

I would fuck that bird. Very pretty.

so fucking cute
>no youtube, I will not turn off adblock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88IWh8ymD0

Also clips of them deepthroating entire animals like snakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2J4oeoiUU

>>5000051
>up to 20lb kick
>up to 4' tall
They objectively have
LONG
LEGS

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>>4989049 (OP)
>fags only care about the eyelashes
>when the coolest shit about them is their absolutely lethal kickin moves

nice feet

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>>5002582

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other birds have eyelashes too

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>>5007437
other... maybe dare i say... prettier birds?

>>4989049 (OP)
Pretty neat fighting stance and moves, specially the kicks
OH, also. Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe? I'm so fucking confused.

>>5007552
Damn, do you need more buzzwords to form something akin to an opinion or do you need more? Hey, you can found more hurting ones in fucking urban dictionary you fucking troglodyte.
Anyway, nice try tho. Next time you'll do something worthwhile.

>>5007564
raped

>>5007564
lol nice one. Although you shouldn't tell us what you dad did to you, it's kinda sad maybe add 2 more buzzwords and you'll do it.

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>>5007549
>Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe?
It's the national bird of Floptropica
https://floptok.fandom.com/wiki/Secretarybird

>>4989049 (OP)
She's what the kids would describe as "cunty"

>>4990160
There are no male secretary birds, anon
Secretary is a girl job

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>>5007746
Trans icon

>>5007142
Imagine a kung fu movie about secretary birds kicking the shit out if eachother

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>>5007437
>>5007441
secs are more than their eyelashes, you know

>>5007437
>>5007441
They don't look aesthetic.

>>4989049 (OP)
Cool, beautiful bird, but I can't be a full fan because I love snakes