/an/ — Cats are significantly less intelligent than dogs. They are

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>>5086344 (OP)

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>>5086344 (OP)
100%, dogs should be legally guaranteed better lives. While you're at it, ban prong collars, ban any e-collar capable of causing pain, make it illegal for trainers to encourage causing dogs pain, and enact strict breeding rules that disallow people from breeding dogs that suffer from birth or are highly prone to attacking other dogs, because rule 1 of canine welfare is "no dog deserves to be attacked by a shitbull".

dogs maul people all the time and cats don't. any dog seen loose or on public property should be immediately destroyed.

>>5086351
Dog maulings account for 30-40 deaths per year in the US and 90% of those are due to just 2 breeds (pitbulls and rottweilers). These two dog races alone are several tens of times more dangerous than all other dogs combined, and yet, the shittiest of dogs are less likely to hurt you than lighting strikes let alone more present mortal threats such as
>islam
>cars
>mental patients on SSRIs
Dogs simply aren't dangerous to first worlders. Killing random dogs, intelligent social animals that evolved to be our friends, for just being there makes LESS logical sense than killing you simply for having XY chromosomes. Men commit several orders of magnitude more violent crime than women! (you will never be a woman btw)

Cats spread a disease (toxoplasmosis) that kills over 750 people per year. That's only documented deaths. Toxoplasmosis is extremely deadly to unborn children and it is more expensive to properly diagnose their cause of death, and since toxoplasmosis is so ubiquitous due to cat ownership, it's hard to pin the blame based on antibodies alone. The same disease DEFORMED thousands, THOUSANDS more.

The human cost of retards letting cats outside is over twenty times greater than shitbulls.

>>5086351
Toxo kills more people than pitbulls.
Cat bites are more likely to result in amputation and death than dog bites. Bring on the victim blaming.

If pitbulls were exterminated tens of millions of dogs would be less dangerous than the mere act of walking down stairs. Oh wait, they are even with pitbulls in existence.

>>5086354
for the toxothirdies next move he will bring up global statistics that count rabies deaths in india and then everyone will agree dogs are doing a great job

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>>5086344 (OP)
>>5086345
>>5086347
Uh oh the anti cat schizo lost another argument and is making another samefag seethe thread. How pathetic!

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Facts. Dogs deserve better. I'd say cats deserve worse but only by catredditor standards (treated like little retards). What cats get now is basically being treated like an animal they aren't.
>Catfag: CATS ARE HYPERINTELLIGENT GOD ANIMALS THEY NEED FREEDOM!
>cat: *gets eaten by a fucking owl*

>>5086344 (OP)
Do you know why the cat schizo projects so hard?

>>5086351
>>5086414
These are the only two posts that aren't the samefagging OP btw.

>>5086442
>samefagschizo is my final cope when i've lost another argument!

>>5086442
>these are my two posts
thanks for the heads up

>>5086493
>https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/KcMsm_QKiMAX9-1d5eiLOA/
Dayum toxobrain, at least randomize the filename

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Imagine being such a pathetic worthless b**** dogfucking excuse for a "human" with 0 family that cares about you on Christmas Eve and going on /an/ and seethe about cats for the 10,000th time

>>5086498
>christmas day
>reeeeing because someone somewhere in the world thinks cats are little retards
yah i agree op. spay/neuter and indoor life should be absolutely mandatory for cats, and tnr should be replaced with enclosed shelters or euthanasia.

>has so little going on on Christmas that she replies almost instantly
Folx any time you're getting down on yourself, just remember that you're not a b**** dogfucking subhuman somewhere in Southeast Asia

>>5086500
I’m puking from drinking too much christmas eve
You are probably gooning to cp catpedo

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Dogs won this one, bigly

>>5086442
She doesn't even try to hide it. She doesn't need to because the tranny jannies keep up all the threads. "People" like them are why the IP counter was removed. Imagine if this place had actual moderation.

>>5086606
schizo-tard, /an/ in general doesn’t like outdoor or intact cats. most animals lovers dont. and only you (a /pol/ redditor) are deranged enough to take offense to it.

consolewar faggotry should be a bannable offense

>>5086344 (OP)
>Any "spay or neuter" (spaying is a form of neutering by the way retard, "neuter" is the "neutered" term (a euphemism to hide the mutilation))
If you need to sacrifice your dog to Saturn then you're either immeasurably cruel or retarded, and shouldn't own one. There is no proven benefit in any manner to mutilating your dogs endocrine system, other than letting retards have multiple opposite sex dogs in the house unsupervised

>>5086498
You spam child porn and AI generated zoophilia. You are also Indian

>>5086606
oooff you pissed him off with this one lmfao

>>5087856
Trvke. Ban canine genital mutilation.

Its necessary for cats though. They cant roam and be intact because they become a pest infestation, they cant be indoors while still intact because of how pissy and aggressive they are (and unlike dogs, its rare for them to be smart enough to control themselves). If cats cant be denutted, cats cant exist outside of their natural range in africa and the middle east.

>>5087945
>cats
>roam
lmao the one fact you can actually use against cats is that they're much more territorial and way less prone to roaming than dogs
why are you so bad at your job

>>5087945
I actually "agree" about the cats - a male cat will simply not "behave" but it seems cruel to fucking obliterate his balls for pissing on the couch (the same niggers that would chimp at you declawing him for ripping up your cushions would gladly mutilate his endocrine system).It sort of drives home that cats aren't really "indoor pets" but if let roam freely they act like exactly what they are - Middle Eastern pests that happen to look cute but destroy the native biome

>>5087953
I think the easy solution for this is that they shouldn't be pets at all and should have been left as wild animals in their native range

>>5087952
>cats roam less than dogs thats why theres a cat from a mile away in my backyard
I’m baiting it in, feeding it sedatives, and dying it pink.

>>5088535
Yes, they should go back to the Middle East and Africa instead of shitting up our countertops

>>5086351
>Euthanize 13% of dogs
>Problem is solved

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>>5086344 (OP)

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>>5086344 (OP)
These rules should only apply to some dogs, do we really want Shitbulls and Chihuahuas to be able to roam freely in parks? all they know is to scar your legs or kill toddlers, not every dog is like a Collie or Yellow Lab.

>>5086344 (OP)
trvke

does the obsession with the idea of animal intelligence in relation to pets come from retards treating their pets like surrogate children

>>5093077
intelligence informs proper care

dumb animals can be kept in glass boxes
smart animals need to explore the world

there's a little cuck inside every human therefore cats will always be valued

>>5086344 (OP)
>Dogs must be taken to the vet for a physical and psychological wellness check at least one every three months
Every three months? I can weigh and see if my dog is stressed at home. Why so often?

>>5086351
Cats do attack but they're like 5> kg. Can't really kill anyone like that.

>>5086610
>intact cats
Chinee anon pls

>>5086344 (OP)
Undeniably true

reading this thread with my sweet cat next to me. She went to get me to bed and now we are chilling.

>>5086344 (OP)
troof

>>5095283
based. keep it up, it makes the indian OP seethe even more and continue to bump his own thread just like he did with the post before and after yours

>>5086344 (OP)
ok but my cat doesnt eat his own poop

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>>5086344 (OP)
One more addition to consider: Cats must all wear a collar and are not allowed to be owned outside of designated cat areas. Cats found to be breaking the rules will be taken from the owner and transferred to dedicated retraining camps. There they will be marked and put to hard labor until they're eventually gassed.

>>5086344 (OP)
Im going to beat that dog up and take his lunch money

>>5097108
Neither does my dog. What your cat does do, though, is shit inside your house, then walk on your countertops with shit covered paws and infect you with a mind-control parasite. My dog doesn't.

>>5097108
my cat does

>>5098925
My sister's cat also does that

>>5086344 (OP)
Agree with OP's rules for dogs, even as a non dog person. Amerisharts are obsessed with dog culture yet can't properly take care of one. If you have to crate a dog for any significant amount of time, what the fuck are you even doing? Don't need a dog. Apartment rentoids should never have a dog, not enough space. Also why the fuck would you keep any kind of working breed as a pet? Must be mental torture to never fulfill your potential. A dog needs a job, they love having jobs, being a yappy "guard dog" doesn't count. I hate dog culture and irresponsible dog owners (most people).

>>5098952
Working breeds make better pets. Dogs DGAF about what purebred faggots think they are for, DGAF about whatever potential or cool/noble shit you do, and their stimulation levels are easy as piss to meet. Two walks, play with some toys, do some tricks, they take a nap.

As long as they arent hyper inbred grand champion slop “for extra drive” or the so called job demands a dysgenic freak like a pitbull (or victorian trash with made up jobs tha exist solely so noblemen of the past could make their hunting look more sporting and sophisticated to signal status) they are just healthier, more intelligent, less dysgenic dogs.

>>5098925
>>5098930
so does mine

>>5098925
>>5098930
>>5100480
This is all the anti cat schizo bumping his own pathetic thread (much like his pathetic existence)

>>5101307
there's only one anti-dog poster and he accuses everyone else of being the anti-cat schizo

Birds are smarter than cats, but are still cat food, who cares?

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>>5101992
Wrong

>>5103684
Uh oh the toxojannies aren't gonna like this one.