/an/ — /deer/

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>>5097197 (OP)
I want to pet a deer

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>>5097290
there's a moose farm about an hour from where I live where you can pet the moose and hang out with the calves

Soon I am moving somewhere where lots of deers like to roam around. The backyard even has deer paths.

>>5097294
That sounds terrifying

it's already doever

What do you think elk, reindeer, meese, deer, antelope, gazelle, etc are more closely related to?
Cows
Dogs
Horses
Sheep
Giraffe

>>5098114
Cows

>>5098114
you can literally look this up on wikipedia, anon
>elk, reindeer, meese, deer
a bit of a toss-up because both giraffe and cows are under pecora. also meese lol
>antelope, gazelle
cow. they're literally bovids

>>5098114
elves

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>>5097397
I'm jealous

>>5098084
>it's already doever
Speaking of.
How would I go about researching zoonotic STIs in deer species?

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>>5098901

>>5099682
I don't get i-
>>5099684
Ah

>>5099682
>Corporations weren't satisfied with bringing women into the workplace and globalizing the labor market.
>We now need to get woodland creatures to start pulling 9-to-5 shifts to further drive down the cost of labor.
Absolutely sickening.
Does corporate greed know no bounds?

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It’s still alive.

>>5097401
Warning: do NOT pet this deer. It is a cunning trap.

>>5100511
Pretty

love deer

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Found some cuties today

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>>5099682
Our office had a deer in charge of server maintenance.

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>>5101532
what a cute lady

>>5101532
Where was that? At Adoebe?

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>>5101532
compudeer

https://www.youtube.com/live/XwLug9jR7lA
Cant believe how many of you losers just missed out on this. It will be done soon in about a month. I stopped posting here because there was no thread for like months (1 or 2)

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>>5102327
I have been away for months on animal business.

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>>5102664
not sure if i'm aroused or freaked out by the demonic quad-pussy

>>5102876
the hell is wrong with you retard??

>>5102664
what the fuck is this???? A genetic deformity or something?

>>5104189
They spend a lot of time in the water foraging, this adaptation allows them to eat underwater and breathe at the same time.

>>5104199
nigga just lying on the internet

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My town got 30" of snow yesterday
Where the hell do deer go on days like this? Yesterday the roads weren't even plowed
There's still a ton of snow in the woods so I imagine they'd be having a tough time in there too
I consider deer in my area basically like pigeons, they just hang around in our yards and roads eating little bits they find around

>>5104189
It's an airsac, reindeer have them

>>5097290
Isn't this extremely dangerous because of ticks that carry lyme and stuff

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>>5104189
It's a muntjac, those things are for scent marking. They've also got sabertooth fangs.

>>5104224
>Where the hell do deer go on days like this?
They clear some snow, and bed under the trees. Their fur is pretty good for dealing with snow, not sure about heavy winds. Hardest thing for them is finding food, they have to rely much more on trees, but obviously trees dont grow in the winter so, they take what they can get

>>5104239
God damn
I'll leave some snacks out for them

>>5104231
say the line, muntjack!

>>5104189
Deer spores come from there and turn the man into a deer.

>>5104375
>vveh

>>5097401
What a great owner making sure it doesn't get shot. You can already see the police trying to shoot it.

>>5097294
FUck that is scary. Moose can snap you in half if they want.

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>>5104608
Just like people. I kicked someone down some stairs and left the country in the 80's but I helped a lady who's car broke down on the backroads a week ago. It's the duality of men and mouse.

>>5104614
Some people deserve to get kicked down stairs. Anyway, every leftist in the world will tell YOU that saying nigger is 1000x more violent than killing someone.

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>>5104614
I'd kick you down some stairs.

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>>5104616
I'd help you if your car broke down.

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>>5097197 (OP)
did you know they make low t stags with toothpicks on their heads? this is what's commonly referred to in biology as a "cutecel"

>>5104670
what are you talking about "make"?

>>5104728
You make the animal

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>>5097197 (OP)
deerg ft. incredible long stretch

>>5104883
they are so cute and dumb without even knowing it

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>>5104893
Indeed

>>5104883
el deero stretchy

>enter deer general in hope of deer
>apparently enter stair general instead

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>>5101532
all her machines run systemdoe
>>5104987
all deerposters are busy in the Ronno thread on /co/