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/b/ — Is this survivable?

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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)06:58:22

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Is this survivable?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)06:59:53

>>950352242 (OP)
hopefully not

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:04:46

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>>950352242 (OP)
yea obvs

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:14:04

>>950352242 (OP)
not for your ears, but the rest of you will survive

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:59:20

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>>950352242 (OP)
>Is this survivable?
Nah. Exploding tires are no joke.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)10:29:45

>>950352242 (OP)
Wtf did the jungle bunny think was going to happen?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:52:37

>>950355314
>niggers
>thinking
pick one

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:05:15

>>950355314
Slow leak, obviously. No one can intuit exponential rupturing, they're warned about it or watch liveleak videos. Knowledge is power where intuition is limited.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:05:21

How many shows does he do a day?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:33:26

>>950356632
oof ouch owie that posters feelings

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:38:42

>>950352242 (OP)
Prolly not. The husband of someone my wife worked with got killed by an exploding tractor tire.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:42:05

>>950352242 (OP)
yeah, there's no shrapnel (probably), it's just a massive air blast

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:45:40

>>950352242 (OP)
When I was a teenager, people would come and go to my house at all hours of the day and night. That is to say, I had a few friends and my sisters had friends, and so long as we were quiet, our family of night owls could and would just be awake all night.

I mention this because it gives contect to this next part.

One night, while I WAS sleeping, my friend Eddie came to my window. I was barely awake, but receptive for a friend. I opened the window, a little confused (the front door was not locked and Eddie basically lived at my house, and called my mom "mom.")

He looked frazzled and and his heart was clearly exploding out of his chest. He looked like he jad been in a car accident, ehigh made no sense; he was a teenager with no car who had a propensity to walk everywhere, at night.

After a few minutes he told me that he had stopped, on his way to my house, to stab the tire of a tractor on a neighbor's property. He had no sense of what that would do and apparently he was blown-across the street as shown in this video.

He had tried to stab it the normal way bit found the tire too tough, so he wedged the knife between the tire and his hip and pushed on it with his whole body.

So yes, it is survivable.

He is ~45 now with two sons.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:48:42

>>950357100
not everyone is so lucky
>>950356976

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:30:12

>>950352242 (OP)
lol what did he expect to happen? Stupid nigger.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:34:03

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>>950357100
Why would he stab the tire of a tractor?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)15:25:15

>>950356877
Laugh tracks are added after scenes are filmed.