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AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)13:32:34No.24477537

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dreamed i was at a german supermarket and won the lottery. i used it to buy cigarettes.

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)13:49:46No.24477588

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Bumble tells me I have 42 likes and should pay to see them. In like half a day.
The fact that there is people still holding that stock amazes me...

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)14:13:09No.24477645

so i guess it's a dump day. should have sold i suppose. still hopeful we pump though.

>>24477588
i still get no likes, no matches. i opened another ticket, i think they threw my last one away. i matched with a couple escorts and that roofer girl and that asian girl who i unmatched, she was a scammer, and now nothing again, back to invisible.

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)14:16:24No.24477648

>>24477645
the app is just meanly structured. For example I can see the girls that have superwiped me and I am sure that you will never swipe on a girl and she wil have you superwiped but instead that superwipe will be kept from you and then used to make you pay to talk to her

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)14:17:57No.24477650

>>24477645
and not trying to brag but bumble gives out superswipes for free so that once you pay you only superswipe, I bet if I would pay to talk to that girl that superswiped me her interest wil be the same as a normal like on tinder

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)14:19:06No.24477656

>>24477645
or better even the superswipe will make her more shy and unmatch me immediately, had that happen too.

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)14:21:26No.24477660

why does the selling accelerate at lower prices??? this is insanity

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)14:23:38No.24477662

>>24477660
ok maybe I was trying to brag a little bit but I was just coming out of a heated discussion with a hot girl about her ex boyfriend who must've been some kind of a self development god while I am just a good looking child

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)14:24:43No.24477669

>>24477660
I told her I feel like 17 and that it's what I'm all about

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)14:30:40No.24477683

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>>24477669
no it helps i guess. i dunno what i'm doing wrong. and i need to get off the apps and into real life anyways. but it's frustrating and makes me sad because most relationships start on these apps now and it doesn't feel fair that i'm locked out the way i am, treated the way i am by these companies

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)14:35:01No.24477687

i have to remember natgas anons advice, that you have to treat trading the way you would stealing a pie, take it and run, do it fast

AnonymousID:YRWrp8J106/09/26(Tue)14:39:24No.24477698

>>24477687
maybe when trading something like soxl but i have left so much money on the table selling my winners early.

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)14:49:24No.24477714

it's over for now. and it's not gonna get better for months, i so wish i had sold this morning. absolute vicious scamming going on and i'm the mark

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)15:15:34No.24477762

holding because i still think we should gap close ;_; this feels so awful i was up a lot but thought we had more to go. maybe it's just more liquidations though but i dunno, feels like they're setting the price here and we bounce off 550 all summer until they decide to pump semis again

AnonymousID:YRWrp8J106/09/26(Tue)15:33:41No.24477809

elon going hard on black crime again. libs mad about it.. yeah im full porting into spcx.

AnonymousID:YRWrp8J106/09/26(Tue)15:42:30No.24477868

i don't think it's random either. it's calculated. popping off on immigration, crime, election fraud, welfare fraud, etc...just pouring gasoline all over the left, lighting a match, and walking away giving the finger. he doesn't want libs buying spcx.

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)15:51:06No.24477879

another thing to always remember, the whole market is make-believe. there's no "tug of war" between bulls and bears. it's the big wallet that sets the prices and controls the action. i'm hoping that they keep the show going and give us a little positive drama but i know there's no hope. after they're done selling there's not gonna be a rush of "institutional money," they're like pebbles compared to a boulder and retail is like grains of sand

AnonymousID:YRWrp8J106/09/26(Tue)16:04:25No.24477893

>>24477879
>permabull says there is no hope
bottom signal?

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)16:16:10No.24477941

it's down only until i sell. they have all the time in the world to take it back to where it should be. for now they they are having a circus. thinking of taking the loss, liquidating a lot of stuff and buying soxx though and just walking away from the brokerage until next year

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)16:40:53No.24477992

please god put pity charity and mercy in their hearts

AnonymousID:YRWrp8J106/09/26(Tue)17:08:41No.24478079

bought 400 soxl

wagmi

AnonymousID:OkuMb58b06/09/26(Tue)17:41:21No.24478153

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THIS SHIH FUN
Vix calls still got Iran's response tomorrow or tonite, and imma gonna get a good discount on spcx.

Keep it simple and ya only win. DIDNT EVEN NEED VIX CALLS BUT HERE WE ARE.
Spcx half port maybe.

Now could I have sized more on vix calls? Maybe, but if I'm betting on Iran and trump being unpredictable dorks, smaller amounts go a long way, and I needs mo cash fo spcx anyways, Errybody gonna give me a deep disquento, imma hug and kiss those lovely bears.

AnonymousID:YRWrp8J106/09/26(Tue)17:54:59No.24478196

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>>24478153
you gonna buy spcx first thing in the morning? im thinking ill buy 20k at open then 10k/hr for the first day.

sold 350 soxl at $181 to get my principal back, keeping the other 50 shares and letting them ride.

AnonymousID:06+8M5/o06/09/26(Tue)18:17:34No.24478328

got shaken out of my oil longs a bit early but still made money and was in margin call territory not 30 seconds prior to the move so i didnt want to miss my chance to exit for profit once the quick move happened around 1230pm est, so after all that downside risk endured i kinda fumbled the exit and missed out on another few ticks which cost me a bit. but its steak night tonight and im about to take my gains and make some garlic butter for the steak later and then go get a workout in. safe trading rest of the day

AnonymousID:OkuMb58b06/09/26(Tue)18:27:23No.24478367

>>24478196
I got about a quarter to half my allocation requested right now, should fill, I've heard nothing but good things as far as brokers for this IPO. The 30% allotted fo retail helps.

If the other two IPOs are more retail friendly I might consider a short term trade. But already the new anthropomorphic model is censoring "dangerous math", and they also are switching their subscription model to a credit model, so those two are looking very shady at best. Might consider flipping somma my spcx shares to lock myself outta those two, I might get caught up in the mania in the fall.

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)18:50:50No.24478445

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thanks god. need more prayers, going out to make a phone call

AnonymousID:omZ3OVvZ06/09/26(Tue)18:57:30No.24478466

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Big business going on in best Macedonia. Invest accordingly. This is financial advice.

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:08:36No.24478508

>>24477683
I gave them money for another 3 months now because I wanna support the company
but be rest assured all 56 likes where either not in my filter range or bad
real world is everything

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:21:23No.24478574

lovely these older women that still want kids and then unmatch because I don't drink lmao

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:24:10No.24478588

it's worse enough these drunk women pollute all bars

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:28:12No.24478621

and why would they not like a good looking guy that doesn't drink? because he would have to state that he has money first. That is the reality on these apps -_-

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:29:03No.24478626

but broke boy with no job that isn't fun.. I think I had 3 dates where they then say "actually I don't want kids"

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:29:20No.24478628

they just wanna fuck arround with a guy that still wants kids

AnonymousID:OkuMb58b06/09/26(Tue)19:29:49No.24478633

>>24478508
Ya I'd say the highest success rate fo relationships formed is a part time job, no joke. Already 3 relationships formed at my job.

But it only works if the hiring manager is somewhat like you, I was hired by the manager that transferred 2 weeks after I got hired, then the new manager was my polar opposite, none of the new hires were even remotely attractive or interesting. Better fo me, I can just focus on the job

But it got me thinking if I buy up my own business I can just hire girls I that have a loose chance of being compatible, over time I just fire the worst, or have a natural rotation, but no need to chase, the prospects come to me.

Also I'd love to tell off some busybody bihs, they'd get all mad and call hr, but hr would just be someone that transfers the call to me. Very unethical but if it produces wife candidates I'd eat any costs as small wife fees.

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:31:00No.24478638

I had one female profile who had a rant about this, apparently men do this too. If they say "I don't drink" they gonna be drunk at the first date etc.

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:31:52No.24478647

If they say "I don't have kids" they have 3

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:33:06No.24478654

>>24478633
that sounds very smart, I'm not that smart. I'm gonna lose another 10 pounds.

AnonymousID:MknwdTaU06/09/26(Tue)19:34:00No.24478661

If they say they've never killed anyone they've killed at least a couple

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:38:10No.24478683

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gym, running, swimming 6 days a week for 8 weeks then holiday for 3 weeks with only 3 times a week gym and rinse and repeat is the schedule AI puts me on

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:39:32No.24478698

just
to
find
that
one
women
who
isn't
retarded

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:39:43No.24478699

I will treat her like a goddess

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:40:08No.24478701

*woman
fuck you sigmund freud

AnonymousID:MknwdTaU06/09/26(Tue)19:42:15No.24478720

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>>24478633
I remember when I realized I could just write my cell phone number down on my school applications.

Dad never knew I didn't go to school, I was a bit of an incorrigible if you would believe it. Dad didn't know I sold crack either though. Too busy working. I sold crack for the thrill of the chase when a junkie wouldn't pay me back. Id just wait at their local haunts and they'd come stumbling out of Dave's convenience store and Id run em right over in my Tahoe.

I'd just click on the gas and I'd run em right over! Then I'd front them more crack next time they came around so I could do it again in the future. It was a bit of a chaotic ecosystem, but it was a necessary one if you know anything about statecraft and living a good life.

This is a ball vise, it's a handy tool that you can use for a lot of different things. For example, you can mount a skull onto the clips and rotate it so you can look at it from different angles and ponder existence without having to hold it up. If you're a philosopher this comes in handy so that you can hunch over in your chair and rest your head on your hand which is rested on your knee. The classic thinking pose, and pondering existence in one package.

You can also attach a larger handle to the jaw there and pretending you're flying a space ship around.

There's a few other things too but I don't remember right now. I think it was something with one of those fleshlights. You could mount a fleshlight on it and go to town. You could even use it as a counterweight on a tiny trebuchet.

They're really useful though

AnonymousID:MknwdTaU06/09/26(Tue)19:46:54No.24478754

Just so you know, god is done with you. All of freaking heaven is done with you!

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:50:39No.24478771

>>24478720
>I sold crack
>more crack next time
>>24478754
OK i'LL ADMIT IT SATAN I WAS LYING AGAIN AI WANTS ME TO GO TO THE GYM 6 TIMES A WEEK AND THE CARDIO ON THE SIDE FUCK

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:53:53No.24478792

>>24478754
OR WHATEVER MY BIRD BRAIN DOESN'T COMPREHEND ANY OF THIS I HATE LIFTING WEIGHTS

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)19:57:17No.24478810

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>>24478754
ILL PROBABLY END UP MAKING THE ANTICHRIST WITH SOME WITCH WHORE JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I COULD DO ANOTHER WORLD WAR
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT LEAF?

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)19:57:24No.24478812

left a message, said goodbye. and that i wish she'd call back. can at least close the book on that one. market trying to make me poor, down a lot on this trade again but it's at least a number i can cope with and i do think we might still gap close this week. prayed for it and now gonna trust in it anyways. gotta lift weights tonight and would like to nap also. makin lunch,

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)20:00:34No.24478836

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>>24478661
I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD LEAF

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)20:04:02No.24478865

FUCKING RED HEADS
https://youtu.be/rRUTGC4YCSM?si=bZDjyM0yQi087b3y

AnonymousID:06+8M5/o06/09/26(Tue)20:06:02No.24478877

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3 sets 20 pushups, 20 deep breaths of planks, run to the end of the street and back, finish with a final perimeter run around the entire sidewalk of my street in 80 degree heat while wearing hoodie and sweats. time for garlic butter preparation followed by an evening arcade dance workout. market jannies were stern but fair with me today all things considered, so i cant complain... the steak will be served medium rare tonight with a side of sauteed peppers and onions and rice with a Shirley Temple with a maraschino cherry and a bunch of vitamin gummies for dessert. actually that reminds me, have to go stock up on more milk and juice as well. and if they have my black cherry activia yogurts ill get some of those too. i only like the black cherry flavor because they taste exactly like the old trix triple cherry yogurts which are god tier along with dunkaroos and vault and surge energy sodas

swiftie!/73ORiYgDYID:8pW7hpt806/09/26(Tue)20:18:01No.24478956

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IM SORRY LEAF THIS IS HOW MY BRAIN IS WHEN I HAVE GOOD SLEEP

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)20:32:14No.24479039

>>24478466
lol
>>24478508
ya as i was walking to the payphone i was passing and making eye contact with unaccompanied 10's just to make a desperate phone call to a 7... really made me think
>>24478877
jealous of your good day. maybe mine gets better though.

naptime. sorry i'm a wreck today. better later.

AnonymousID:06+8M5/o06/09/26(Tue)21:19:19No.24479355

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>>24479039
>maybe mine gets better though.
>naptime. sorry i'm a wreck today. better later.
was actually thinking of buying some INTC to pair with my other holdings. INTC and NVDA have always been the combo for gaymers and i dont see why my portfolio allocation should be any different than my PC build allocation. will save some steak for you in case you get hungry later...

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/09/26(Tue)23:47:41No.24480018

dreamed about riding a bicycle, for the most part. there was some really weird stuff in there too that wasn't too fun but i guess i'd call it a bike dream. smoothie soon, benching and squatting later.

AnonymousID:06+8M5/o06/10/26(Wed)01:41:45No.24480567

Heating up pan for steak now, peppers and onions currently sauteing in garlic butter and seasoning. Rice ready to go in the microwave. Shirley temple being sipped currently. Maybe a little late night vidya after cleanup

AnonymousID:lm1C22ie06/10/26(Wed)01:49:39No.24480601

best juneteenth ever and it’s not even close. chicken karm for everyone itt. vegetarian option is tossed melon salad.

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/10/26(Wed)01:51:07No.24480606

>>24480567
mouth watering. i'm having my smoothie, wishing it was something yummier. i dunno which is better, intc or nvda, but when i am putting so much of my money into one chip company, i feel better knowing the taiwan risk isn't as big, that has me really worried. 3 years ago about this time i left town and stayed in the mountains for a few days during a little dispute, i almost moved out because i was so scared nukes were going to fly. thought ww3 was about to start. i still worry about it a lot.

AnonymousID:5VXYquwr06/10/26(Wed)01:54:28No.24480613

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>>24480606
oh i guess it was 2 years ago, genned this when i came back