/bant/ — To Mordred, king of the modern screen, The finest shitposter

AnonymousID:+bFsDfWQ06/11/26(Thu)19:09:10No.24489995

>>24489977 (OP)
please do not attach an avatar or signature to your posts

Anonymous!lI/JuJu/lIID:Oqb+5cQg06/11/26(Thu)19:09:13No.24489996

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Forgot the title and number, 7/10 for the poem and "The fucking madman did it".

>>24489769
>Try to be the least gay as possible
>Still get placed at the top of the gay chart
Once again, fuck my life.

>>24489805
Premium currency got it.
It really is, the little story it tells is also pretty neat, very comfy and challenging at the same time.

>>24489889
Once you get to know how to read the room, you also gain the ability to rearrange it as you please.
>Do you also overthink?
First off, fitting and silly Italian trivia. It's common usage to say "jerking my brain off" (Sega Mentale) when referring to overthinking in general.
That said, a good portion of my teen years was all about my trying to stop the overthinking, then I gave up, and then years later I realized that if I can't stop it then I should try to use it to my advantage.
Since then I overthink even more but the trains of thoughts are almost completely under my control, in other words just had to teach my brain what's worth overthinking about.
I see I see, I for one much prefer to get very little material, think about it, ramble about it, and then only later verify and find out more over the topic/current thonk.
I didn't attend therapy sessions for very long but it did took a few months to find the right one. I got sent off after 6 months and didn't step into a shrink chair since.
>Only serious business
Business is business.
>>24489896
usiness

Anonymous!Earsdesu4EID:mvz0QrfO06/11/26(Thu)19:10:47No.24490007

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>>24489995
but the cute ears tho

>>24489996
yes im retarded, why do you ask?
>>24489787
im always wearing something cute

>>24489805
not trying to be mean, i still think of u as a friend
and it was fun being ur play thing and crushing on u for a bit <3

>>24489827
did what i say come off as mean? really?

>>24489914
>Maybe the words on a screen can't replace a look, a caress or the warmth of a person next to you.
its why i refuse to e-date, i must be able to see and touch someone

Anonymous!lI/JuJu/lIID:Oqb+5cQg06/11/26(Thu)19:12:58No.24490018

:b:usiness*

>>24490007
I noticed, I'm pretty retarded myself.

Anonymous!Aeris47Q2oID:b1iCLPwe06/11/26(Thu)19:24:49No.24490060

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>>24489996
Premium would imply that you buy it in a shop. The game doesn't have any pay to win in it. Divines are just an extremely rare drop that people use for trading with each other.

One of my friends that I used to play games with 100% it. Said it was one of his all time favorites. Can't say its my kind of game though.

>>24490007
> it was fun being ur play thing and crushing on u for a bit <3
Not helping your case by saying that

Anonymous!Earsdesu4EID:mvz0QrfO06/11/26(Thu)19:47:51No.24490166

>>24490060
cute ears hat :3

AnonymousID:KCanB5Z306/11/26(Thu)19:53:37No.24490196

>>24490007
it just causes problems like irl ones but it's much harder to avoid eachother when you have similar interests online

i don't believe in online friendships or love
i do believe in being cordial and appreciative of that respect but it's pretty rare since there's a bunch of control freaks. im one myself to some degree

i just got rained on but it's not bad i was wet anyways from swimming

Anonymous!NytOLOvE.wID:PePwGZgs06/11/26(Thu)19:53:54No.24490198

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>>24489995
i'll attach an avatar or signature to you
>>24489996
>Once you get to know how to read the room, you also gain the ability to rearrange it as you please.
t. kong fuzi or something
man who get hit by car feel very tired.
>jerking my brain off
you got a sensible chortle outta me with that. god i love idioms, you should share more of them.
>overthinking
yeah no i get it, thinking is a bit like steering a rowboat down a river: you can't control if it happens, all you can do is move it in different directions. training yourself to think about the right stuff matters too, i don't think people stress that enough. your mind can only hold so much at a time and you want to fill it with stuff that matters, is in your control, or otherwise appeals to you. i kinda felt like i was losing control of my trains of thought for a bit there, but now we're good and things feel less like a slapdash assembly.
>it did took a few months to find the right one.
oh man yeah... the one i have now is great, don't get me wrong, but they're not a trauma specialist and that field is it's own beast. the doctor/therapist shop is a long haul... but it's worth it if you can stomach the trial and error.

Anonymous!Aeris47Q2oID:b1iCLPwe06/11/26(Thu)19:56:44No.24490219

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>>24490166
Thanks or something

>>24490196
I can understand not wanting to be apart of e-relationships but not letting yourself make friends online is a new one.

Anonymous!NytOLOvE.wID:PePwGZgs06/11/26(Thu)20:03:23No.24490270

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>>24487632
Sorry Ritsu that random person who added you then cancelled the friend request was me. I clicked "send" before realizing
>Ah, wait, I still have nothing to talk to Ritsu about
and took it back. My bad. Terribly sorry. Forgive my notification trespass! orz

AnonymousID:MY27Fpt506/11/26(Thu)20:11:40No.24490323

i love nyoto, she's very kind...

Anonymous!lI/JuJu/lIID:Oqb+5cQg06/11/26(Thu)20:29:41No.24490386

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>>24490060
Oh nevermind then.
And that's the plan I have as well.

>>24490198
We will never know. And I can imagine lole
>god i love idioms
It doesn't happen as often anymore but for a period I had a buddy to constantly share and try to properly translate idioms from one another.
>but now we're good
I see it more like choosing the river altogether but I got what you mean, glad to know it's a little less of a mess now.
>it's worth it if you can stomach the trial and error
It's part of the journey I guess lmao

AnonymousID:KCanB5Z306/11/26(Thu)20:35:48No.24490417

>>24490219
I don’t believe in online friendship at all not because I’m trying to avoid it, but because you can’t avoid something that isn’t real. That said, play-pretend friendship and dating online does cause real problems. I think mutual cordiality is better. It looks like friendship to people who live online because it has most of the necessary elements, but it lacks the loyalty obligation that actual friendships require. When people forget this distinction, they usually become drama llamas.

Anonymous!NytOLOvE.wID:PePwGZgs06/11/26(Thu)20:48:11No.24490456

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>>24490323
thx brazilfren, ur very nice too.
although u can just call me Nyto... or Nuke... or Faggot... or whatever else u wanna call me, Nyoto works too.
actually i kinda like that. it rolls off the tongue.
>>24490386
a very rare non-neco jules post, waowee!! :D
>I can imagine lole
I love those really shitty confucius memes & dad jokes. Stuff like uhh...
>Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers
and
>He who stand on toilet is high on pot
they always crack me up.
>translate idioms from one another
I'd offer a few but i am not an idiomologist, i just find them entertaining. Also regional lingo! That's fascinating to me too. Depending on where you are in the Midwest US, you could hear a couch called anything from "Davenport" to "Couch" to "Sofa." Also there's the ever classic "Didja" instead of "did you?", except that quickly becomes "Jyeet?" since we say "Didja eat?" REALLY quickly.
I still remember going all the way out to Maine and buying some firewood from a local. We both had thick accents, so as we conversed we each had to spend a solid 5-10 seconds just staring blankly as we processed what the other person had just said. In the end, I still don't remember anything besides what the total cost was.
Regional accents and terms are fun too. Is there anything like that in Italy? Ik the US is a lil different since it's so H U G E, but I also know Italy was like 80 different countries for the longest time before becoming 1 country in the... 1800s? is that right?

AnonymousID:b+PY6l2806/11/26(Thu)20:54:24No.24490480

>>24490007
>im always wearing something cute
You're just teasing me now

Anonymous!Earsdesu4EID:mvz0QrfO06/11/26(Thu)20:57:27No.24490488

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>>24490196
i only have internet friends and sako was the first friend of any kind that i'd had in over 8 years, part of why....yeah
it is important to have different expectations than IRL people

rain sounds so nice, it was so hot here yesterday

>>24490219
friends thread is the best thread

>>24490270
you're like me fr fr, i wanna talk to ritsu too but idk what i would say
but i did have fun yesterday calling him girl brained and cute hehe
he really is....

>>24490417
it feels very real to me but you also likely have people IRL to be friends with

AnonymousID:MY27Fpt506/11/26(Thu)21:10:29No.24490531

>>24490456
I did read your name as nyoto instead of nyto... sorry

Anonymous!Earsdesu4EID:mvz0QrfO06/11/26(Thu)21:38:42No.24490636

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>>24490480
i'd like to think that i've got nice style and dress better than most
like graphic tshirts are not even in my wardrobe unless someone gave it to me and i would feel bad for throwing it out

>>24490323
agreeeeee she's acutie patootie :3

Anonymous!NytOLOvE.wID:PePwGZgs06/11/26(Thu)21:41:17No.24490653

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>>24490478
dont try to hide this post from me german gerwoman.
>>24490488
>i wanna talk to ritsu too but idk what i would say
the funny thing is, the last time i talked to him it was that exact conversation
>so why did you wanna add me?
>idk
>what's wrong with you?
>ok sorry bye
and yes Ritsu is very girl brained.
>>24490531
that's okay! i don't mind whatsoever. i'm just glad to see the gang's still here. a lot can happen in like 4 days y'know?
>>24490636
>acutie patootie
picrel

AnonymousID:b+PY6l2806/11/26(Thu)21:59:14No.24490744

>>24490636
What do you dress like tell me
Not horny btw genuinely interested

AnonymousID:MY27Fpt506/11/26(Thu)22:00:42No.24490756

>>24490653
you're so kind!

Anonymous!lI/JuJu/lIID:Oqb+5cQg06/11/26(Thu)22:03:39No.24490767

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Neat new drop
https://youtu.be/w_bSKLbVook

>>24490456
I spent more time on those so it's natural to use them more.
Silly jokes definitely worth a chuckle, it's a bad touch kind of life.
I was always told that US lingo likes to eat its own letters, anyway I think the only one I actually learnt of those was "pop" and "soda".
Yeah 1861 it officially started but it took some years for the nothern side countries to join as well.
>Is there anything like that in Italy
Oh boy
Every region has its own general dialect that more or less everyone from that area can understand and use as a baseline, then almost every city has its own quirks like different accents than the next town over or slightly different meaning/small change for a certain word, with also a few exceptions that completely differ from the major local dialect. And then you can sometimes see differences even from town to town. I don't remember when exactly but some years ago more studies were made about this and all the major dialects were classified as languages because of how many differences they have from Italian.

>>24490736
He didn't get the Sangria for free, rip.
And good night.