/biz/ — Strap in sirs. We're going to the moons.

>>62363516 (OP)
why doesnt Elon hire a chef and a personal trainer to get him in good shape. He can even abuse the best PEDs on earth

is he retarded? Surely its better than shitposting on X for 9 hours a day. u know fuck it he can shit post on X while in between lifts.

>>62363516 (OP)
>zesty af
that's it boys I'm buying puts on elon

>>62363518
Ego.
Hiring a trainer would basically be admitting he can't keep himself in shape on his own

>>62363518
because he doesnt care

only normies care about what they look like

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>>62363516 (OP)

>>62363516 (OP)
he looks like he mogs anyone with his white skin and ugly belly. This is the ultimate mog form. Take not gymcels. His mere presence is intimidating

>>62363562
>only normies care about being healthy
I think most normies are fat
Post a picture of your stomach with time stamp and ID

>>62363518
Because he doesn't give a fuck.

It's really funny how the nerds, incels and outcasts of 4chan want everyone to conform to the same lifestyles like a bunch of bots. Elon is a nerd that likes occasionally doing drugs, fantasizing about space exploration, fantasizing about technological innovation and having lots of kids. His entire job is being a CEO, making deals and forming coalitions of engineers, mathematicians and computer programmers to build new products. That's it. That's what he likes doing, which is why he does shit like occasionally sleeping at the factories he manages.

Jeff Bezos on the other hand loves lifting weights, dating bimbos and hanging out on his yacht all day. That's his personal style. Trump likes building hotels and hanging out at resorts and golf courses. That's his thing. You never see Trump on a yacht, at the beach, swimming, or fishing, because he doesn't care about that stuff.

The same goes for any 4channer on here. If you were a billionaire, it wouldn't change your personality traits, or your interests. If you don't like the ocean or the beach now, you wouldn't suddenly start hanging out at the beach just because you're rich.

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>>62363516 (OP)
>the moons
I thought we was going to marz n shit.

>>62365487
uh huh, you can't make us forget about that pathetic path of exile arc

>>62365487
Elon cares more then any of us
This is a guy who pays gamers to level up his characters
Kek
I used my crypto wealth and free time to supplements, sarms, peptides and being able to finally shop at good quality grocery stores
I made it on previous btc cycles and my main goal after was to focus on good quality food and improving quality of life
Don’t lump me in with fat piggies like yourself
Your lack of self control is flaw and not feature
I swear some of you are big black women larping as Nazis on here
Eat your crab legs on the back of the plane, shanequa

>>62365495
Yes, he routinely overexaggerates and bullshits his achievements and abilities. Just like everyone else you meet in real life and online.

>>62365499
He may care about how people view his intelligence or managing capabilities, but he clearly doesn't care how people view his physical fitness. It's pretty obvious.

>>62365503
That’s everyone’s point you idiot
He isn’t different than normies except he’s backed by Israel
Look at his handler, the literal brother of Obama’s handler

>>62365503
>just like everyone else
>>62365505
>not like everyone else
How’s his cock taste?
Clearly he can’t control his appetite
Normies care and Elon cares but health requires exercise and diet. That’s hard for fat lards like yourself
No offense

>>62365507
>he isn't different than anyone else
Sweet, I expect you to be the next trillionaire in the US than.

>>62363518
Thats a human suit my guy, and hes about to molt in this pic

>>62363588
>>62363516 (OP)
>>62365487
>>62365499
idk he's like 50 in this photo. it's very hard to keep yourself in shape at that age, it's a lot of work and very strict lifestyle and for what exactly? so twitter trannies don't laugh at you? they will laugh anyway. can't believe twitter trannies make me defend retard Elon Musk

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>>62365706
>leave Elon alone

>>62363518
because working out sucks and wears out your body.
being in shape is good and all but being thin costs nothing. however if i was rich id probably be a chubby fuck.

>>62365884
Fatasses like Trump and Gaben know that working out is a scam.

>he doesn't give a fuck
lmao that's why he had a hair transplant

>>62366115
and feels short as a 6'1" man to the point that he wears lifts

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>>62363518
There was a point where he was doing this with the intent of doing a cage fight with Zuckerberg and then they both pussed out.

>>62365478
He’s obviously got shit genetics

>>62363588
>>62363516 (OP)
ari emmanual is brother of rahm emmanuel, who was obama's chief of staff and got him him elected, then went back and became mayor of chicago.

ari also owns the UFC. he's the one that allowed/negotated the deal for elon to take over twitter (required broad jew approval to own such a media center).

he canceled kanye for naming the joo

>>62367378
Rahm Emanuel was also a key figure in lockdowns.

>>62363562
most normies are disgusting slobs.

>>62363516 (OP)
let me get this straight, jewlon musk expected everyone to hand over their 401k for his fail rocket company stocks
but you get voting rights that matter as much as nothing, not allow to sell the stocks and you get 0% interest in return
is he stupid high off his balls again or he's too dumb to pull off anything that's not a fisher price tier scam to people with IQ higher than -1 iq?

>>62367039
I hate them both but Elon pussed out, not Mark. Mark actually trains in martial arts. Sadly Elon cannot pay someone else to level up his boxing while he jerks off so it was never going to happen.

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fucking disgusting

>>62368097
>but you get voting rights that matter as much as nothing, not allow to sell the stocks and you get 0% interest in return
With the exception of the selling restrictions, this is true of all non-dividend-yielding stocks. I have never heard a convincing argument against the framing of stocks as simply Pokemon cards for adults. You buy the cool ones, hoping they go up in price. No one uses stocks. They don't do anything. It has nothing to do with PE or profitability or anything. It's literally which are cooler. "I'll trade you my AMZN for your SPCX!" "No way! AMZN is lame Gen 1!"