what if I don't like al dente? what if I prefer my pasta mushy huh? what then?
Then you cook it a minute or two longer. You're a big boy, you don't have to follow the package instructions.
>>22065425 (OP)Pleb
>>22065425 (OP)I like my pasta teetering on the verge of becoming preformed wheat purée...My wife literally eats what feels like a bunch of fucking landline cables
>>22065968She literally eats it? Literally?