>What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!
>Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.
>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.
>What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. * Respect our husbando. * Ignore all bait posters. * Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed. * Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics. * No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/. * We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion. * Lolisho must be SFW.
Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm
>>4045470 Thanks I feel so seen. I even have to order the banpresto plushies from fucking US Amazon, that’s so dumb. I’m slowly collecting as much Alastor merch as possible through Vinted though, soon I’ll have the largest concentration of deer on this entire island.
>>4045474 Thank god for tenso and my limited ability to read moonrunes. I’ve said it before, the hardest things to get here are the Hot Topic merch because the shipping is so needlessly expensive and has been for years, and most of the secondhand HT stuff ends up on mercari which is even worse for us. Ah well. I’m currently suffering because I send all my merch back yesterday, all I have is a plushie and a handful of my most valuable cards. I’m such a loser.
>>4045508 Anything is good, a few quality deers is enough. My StarrToy order finally shipped yesterday with those deer plushies from months ago, so I’m going to have to make them some outfits I think.
>>4045475 If there's something you're absolutely dying to have I could get it. My proxy fee would be a tenner, heh. But that would require a meeting in London with the notorious Mildred. A frightening prospect indeed.
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>>4045511 >they finally shipped Uh oh hopefully I get mine soon
I found one of the deers that refreshed on me! >>4045515 Oh you sweetheart. If there’s anything, I’ll consider it. £10 is nothing compared to the $50 shipping fee. Most of what I want is the blind box stuff, so it’s really not worth getting. >the notorious Mildred Scary indeed. >>4045517 Hopefully. I ordered a bunch of stuff at the same time so I guess it’s all ready now. I’m presuming they’ll come next week, which is actually good timing.
The blind box stuff is so annoying, I'm holding out on getting anything myself because I don't want to spend $12 on a Vaggie pin of something lol. Unfortunately the deer tax prevents me from buying unboxed ones. I'd rather spend $30 on a quality fan pin rather than a mass produced blind box mini pin from HT.
>>4045532 Ahaha I recent bought a Vaggie pin for the sole purpose of getting an Alastor pin with it… it’s actually a beautiful pin, but I have no idea what I’ll do with it when I get it because I literally have no other Vaggie merch. I briefly toyed with having a small Chaggie collection because there are some things I’ve seen recently that are just beautiful, but I can’t really justify it as well as the deer stuff. Deer tax is a curse on us all, I’ve seen the stained glass pin once on vinted for like £30. I’ve seen official pilot era deer pins for less than that, it’s not worth it.
>>4045539 I have two Charlastor pins, but it's more so because those pins used Al's human form, I'm a deer purist, which is quite literally the worst thing to be. I have to be super picky about the things I get. :|
>>4045547 I have like 2 RS standees and a Radiorose pin. I ended up getting some of the Vox socks from JP mercari because they came with Alastor socks, but I’ll probably sell them. I feel like if I was going to collect ship merch, I’d have to get something for all the ships I like, which would be a problem because I like so many. Solo deer merch is much safer.
>>4045548 In a way I'm kind of glad Charlastor isn't popular, because it's most popular with his human form and I'd go absolutely broke. >merdeer My heart. I have some merdeer merch now and I love it.
>>4045550 I’m content with just saving the artwork, if I had to choose I’d rather just have Alastor by himself. Trying to keep up with RS or RA merch would be impossible. >merdeer merch Oh, nice! I wanted to get a pin where he’s a tentacley sea witch, but I kind of forgot… It’s unfortunate that mermay was exam season.
>>4045515 >But that would require a meeting in London with the notorious Mildred. A frightening prospect indeed kek I can't imagine actually meeting anyone in these threads IRL, but it would be interesting! >getting to meet beloved peace keeper Nuggs An honor....
>>4045570 Nuggs is a saint. I'm a catty old bitch, I'll get all pissy on /hhg/ and then I'll see Nuggs over here being kind to all posters. It makes me want to be better. Truly the best ambassador for Deer.
>>4045577 Being amiable in that hell hole can be extremely difficult, especially when you yourself are targeted so much. I think you handle it all very well
>>4045583 I do appreciate that. /hhg/ is something of a cesspit and now we have more trouble on the horizon it seems. Oh well, having /deer/ is a blessing.
>>4045563 >>4045568 >>4045577 >>4045587 Always something with /hhg/ but it’s good for banter when it isn’t getting raided. Also I wouldn’t call myself a saint by any means, but I appreciate the compliments >>4045569 An expert plan to get into your house unsuspected!
>>4045593 U are lobeable too :3 though we all know the loveliest is Alastor! I wonder how he would respond to compliments, would he be bashful, or take them all in stride?
>>4045594 As long as he could tell they weren’t just said to manipulate him, he would adore being complimented. If you said it in the right way, I think you could fluster him. If you’re lucky, he might even give you one back.
>>4045647 >you give him a compliment, expecting him to brush it off as usual >instead he tilts his head, his ears loose and floppy and he laughs a little, you notice a tiny flush on his cheeks >“Oh my, you do flatter me. Perhaps you’d like to discuss that more over a drink or two? I know just the place.” >a few hours later and Alastor is tipsy, getting a little handsy and imploring you to compliment him more
>>4045735 All ships become canon and simultaneously not canon because Alastor moves on to the next victim after every episode. I just want to see him having fun.
>>4045782 No, bad deer. >>4045793 I would love to see him in that kind of situation though, getting tipsy and forcing everyone to listen to his piano playing, and generally being witty and fun. Probably another thing that’ll never happen in the show. Good thing it’s so common in fanon.
>>4045861 A great aspect of his character abandoned in the show. Fanon will remember. I’d let him play piano all night long, it will annoy the hell out of everyone else, but no one is gonna say no to deer!
>>4045904 I’d be there like Mimzy, listening to him play all night. I bet he’d play a song just for you, and stare at you the whole time he was playing.
>>4046109 If i was a pin person I would be getting this instantly! sadly never got too much into pins and the like. whats the Appeal of having them, just like having the art up on the wall?
>>4046106 Yay, congrats! He’s lovely. Hopefully you got a good deal. I got home last night and the only thing I had energy for was opening parcels, I got a nice little haul. I can fit my entire finger inside the deer puppet… >>4046115 I like pins because they’re shiny and pretty. I’m not the biggest pin collector, I’ll never be someone with a wall full of them, but some of them are beautiful. Kind of the same reason I like the trading cards.
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)16:16:28
>>4046188 >entire finger inside the deer Erotic! Pins are neat but I’m sadly never gonna invest in too many of them, just not my thing. They are very pretty when they got the deer on them! >deer nugget book Very nice!
>>4046209 I didn’t expect him to be so accommodating… god why did they make finger puppets, they’re far too exploitable. I sort of casually collect pins, if it’s something I really like or it’s cheap, I’ll get it. I have a nice little collection and that makes me happy. I haven’t had a chance to read the nugget book yet, I was too tired last night and I’ve had a headache all day. I’ve not really been in a deer abuse mood either. I’ll save it for when I can enjoy it properly.