Who would you genuinely marry if you could yoink her out of the screen?
I think I'm going with Velma; I can see us being a functional couple, she's smart but not annoying about it and would be pretty interesting, in mystery inc she's definitely wife material and its shaggy who's just not interested
Anyways, who would you pick? Assume money is not a problem and you can move anywhere if need be
>>154150516 Hot take but 3x3s really watered down the word "waifu" and helped push the idea that it just means "fictional character I would fuck" and not "fictional character I am genuinely in love with"
>>154150612 I can see that yeah. For me though it’s more like “These are fictional characters with traits I find attractive in women” instead of actually being about them specifically if that makes sense
Lapis is my spirit animal. Pearl may be my favorite character because of her arc, but I love torturing Lapis with the experiences that I've been through. I want to fall into existential crisis with her and never climb out.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)01:53:24
>>154150612 True. Eventually you end up with characters that are just space fillers which undermines the point. Even more so when it becomes 6x6s or whatever.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:22:48
>>154153156 See the thing is, I would need to watch it for the show to ruin her for me. Its very easy not to do that.
>>154153534 shame we dont get any more of this flavor of beast-folk. Not covered in fur so she wouldnt smell like wet dog...but animalistic enough to enter heat.
I'd marry Jessica. She earns enough money singing that I could be a stay-at-home husband.
The sex is just a bonus.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:32:51
>>154154321 I don't know anon, it may be all the ntr I jerked off to...but I would worry about a nigger going ape on her, I mean I can probably kill him and not go to jail, but still...
>>154149662(OP) I know she's got another thread up right now, but Princess Bubblegum never lets me down with her looks and high intelligence.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:39:59
>>154152150 She's just a capable woman who is not insufferable (something that is rare like diamonds), I just think she would be good company in everyday stuff like sharing tea or watching a movie. She would probably work as a high ranking investigator or maybe in science, which is cool
>>154149662(OP) Velma is a great choice. She would totally be cool to settle down with and be a sexy MILF.
For me, my choice would definitely be Squirrel Girl. Besides being nerdy like Velma (which is awesome), I have no fear of her having powers because she always deals with small scale stuff, And if some big stuff does happen, she's unbeatable. If she can take down Dr. Doom, she can do anything.
She's also... you know. Hot.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:51:00
>>154153534 I love a woman who knows how to take charge
Penny! The combination of her sweet heartedness, military formalities, intelligence, and the surprisingly cheeky part of her just makes so amazing. I want to give her the best life and romance possible, too bad she's fated for loss, pain, and death >>154152008 her animated counterpart is lovable but the OG comic starfire does something to me more than that version of her
Huh. You know when you put it to a question I don’t think I’d actually marry anyone. I’ve gotten too used to being content alone. I’d fuck some people but I don’t really feel love for any of them. I don’t love myself either really but that’s getting /adv/ mood so whatever.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)05:12:02
>>154149662(OP) so many BROWN FAGGOTS whose waifus are older married women from kids shows/ macfarlane show or some childhood crush from 30 years ago notice how all the art they repost , the women all are exaggarated and bimbo shaped fanart instead of the realistic proportions or a screenshot from the media they are from what kind of waifuism is this? favourite jerk off character? what a watered term this is now i have spend so much money on merch of my waifu and commissions of her how can you say YOU LOVE your waifu yet you can't even stand to look at her when she is not build like some hyper fetishized bimbo At this point this is just mental illness and severe porn addiction When your relationship is build on lust it quickly is brought down by more lust relationship build on compassion lasts an life time you niggas need to read the bible to help with your porn addiction t. mentally ill asexual man who is in love with barbara gordon
Like, hear me out... It's not a pedo thing. It's so clear the kind of woman she'd grow into: Thoughtful, devoted, intensely intelligent, creative, driven, and smart as fuck. It would be an incredible challenge to be her guy, because you couldn't get away with ANYTHING, and she would always try to be right. Goddamn, it would all be rewarding.
But, I'm not Arnold, no none of it matters. I'll just creep on her with Brainy.
>>154149662(OP) My little angel means the world to me. I genuinely don't know where I'd be without him >>154150612 Actual facts. Maybe I'm too much of a purist but I don't understand poly/haremfags. That's just not what waifu means, especially when it's used plurally. It's 'waifu for laifu' after all
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)07:07:33
>>154156263 it's just gooners with severe porn addiction they have never felt love from anybody that's why they equal it to their porn becuase their brains are warped so they equal sexual love to romantic love tahts also why you see so many "waifu" fags post borderline porn when discussing their waifu becuase for them it's all the same
>>154149662(OP) >Who would you genuinely marry if you could yoink her out of the screen? Jinx. It's my fantasy to marry her in an abandoned Gothic cathedral that's been covered in neon and LED lights, glow-in-the-dark graffiti, and creepy children's toys. >Velma I never thought much of either Velma or Daphne when I watched Scooby Doo back in the day. What about her appeals to you besides her smarts? >>154153534 God, I love Treasure Planet. I watched it so many times as a kid. It's a shame that Amelia doesn't get talked about more often, however. She's attractive, smart, sophisticated and capable. I'd put her above most other female Disney characters, honestly.
>>154159335 Sort of off topic but Treasure Planet is itself a treasure. All the characters, especially Amelia is a lot of fun. Gotta do a rewatch
Also her doing that cat screech as she jumps in her interdiction was nice attention to detail imo
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:30:02
>>154154285 >character's entire appeal is being a sticc >make her thicc Bro, wtf are you doing? And I say this as someone who unironically loves obese pigs.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:32:32
>>154149662(OP) Jessica Rabbit. I'm funny so she'd stay loyal and the rest is obvious.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:34:18
>>154152150 >I never got why people wanted to fuck her. Attainability. She's a chubby nerd. There's a kind of dork who's such a failure he can't even fantasize about Daphne.
>>154149662(OP) Zhu Li Moon is super cute, super competent, and utterly loyal.
Korra may have squandered the fuck out of it's potential, but I still say the concept had massive potential. "Late 19th/early 20th century gilded age / era of revolutions in ATLA-verse" should have been a slam dunk and I'm still sour that they fumbled it so hard.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:34:00
>>154162254 I can't even fantasize about Velma anymore
I'd marry her , kiss her, snuggle her, and breed her over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over while holding her hands and telling her how much I love her