/co/ — MOANA Final Trailer

>>154162205 (OP)
cringe
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>>154162205 (OP)
she's not mexican enough

original is not even 10 years old

>>154162286
I mean.... it will be in November of this year

>the rock in an obvious bodysuit and wig
lol

>>154162205 (OP)
That's a man

>>154162205 (OP)
This is gonna bomb. Feels weird and unnecessary especially when Moana 2 just came out

>>154162301
Shut up, tard

>>154162205 (OP)
>live-action disney remake
>made to satiate the rock's ego
It's going to be shit, isn't it?

>>154162205 (OP)
Jesus Christ how desperate are they?
The movie's audience hasn't even had time to get nostalgic over it.

>>154162390
>>154162205 (OP)
Honestly they might make more money just doing an animated version of the first Iron Man movie.
All the same audio, just run that shit through an AI that converts it to a 1990's anime ova artstyle
It probably wouldn't make 1 billion dollars, but it's be cheap and could make a few million.

>>154162377
>made to satiate the rock's ego
A lot of stuff he's made recently hasn't gone his way. I think this is less of his ego and more of a safe bet for him

>>154162411
Toy Story live action in 2030

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>>154162205 (OP)
Nobody asked for this

>>154162418
I imagine he's in an awkward state where he's a bit too big to be a b-star but he doesn't have the draw of an a-star.
Must kinda fuck with your self perception. Yea, you're bigger than, I dunno, Ralph Fiennes, but you're still not the draw that Arnold was... granted I don't think Arnold is the draw that he was either.

>>154162329
>This is gonna bomb
800 mill. at minimum. Audiences love this slop.

>>154162390
Dwayne ain't gettin any younger

>>154162830
Disney gets one or two giant hits a year now and takes that as a sign to stay the course with their nonsense.
It's death by a Thousand Cuts.

>>154162830
The Shittle Mermaid flopped

>>154162861
It would have made a billy if the kept Halles tits in it.
Seriously, unbelievable body

>>154162861
Yes, but sudaly, it and Snow White are some of the outliers. Lilo & Stictch did gangbusters, and Mufasa, while opening low and making people declare it a flop within the week, legged out strongly and made over 700 mill., and they're reportedly making another Lion King. It's a shame, but the majority of the live-action slop soes well.

>>154162869
...Did they spend money to CG her chest away?
That seems... retarded,

>>154162848
Disney is able to survive due to the sheer amount of IP they own. Marvel and SW aren't doing well now? Just replace it with animated sequels and Live-Action remakes.

>>154162205 (OP)
Too old.

>>154162842
he's still got 25 years to be President :^)

>>154162390
Black Adam flopping hit Dwayne hard, he had to go back to wrasslin' and everything

They fast-tracked this for another stop on the goodwill tour

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>>154162205 (OP)
How come there's no race swaps in this adaptation? Don't tell me there's some kind of double standard at play here?

>>154162505
Dwayne Douglas Johnson did.

>>154163697
Asking the real hard hittin' questions. Really just peels the veil back to show the ugliness of DEI.

>>154162205 (OP)
AMAZING!!!!

>>154162233
Heh, you are very funny! Nice try

>>154162205 (OP)
Anyone else annoyed that this Moana is using lipstick? Even the animated original kept her natural and not use makeup. That said this horrible movie will make a billion. Normies are STUPID. And since they love The Rock they will doubly see this film. The real shocker is Disney has not made live action remakes for Frozen and Tangled which are MORE popular than Moana especially in the area of merchandise sales. Moana's merchandise sells worse than Tangled and Frozen's.

Amazing how dumb normies are, Disney knows humans are idiot cattle and will buy essentially anything blindly.