/fa/ — Here are the WATCH CHADS i was telling you about!

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>>18684909

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>>18684910
Watchfag fit thread btw

Post the best watchfag looks

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>>18684911

>>18684912
You know things are bad when this larpmeister has the best fits of all youtube watchfags.

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>>18684914
I call it "Rapist chic"

Watches are cool if you have one or two nice ones as a rich person and don't really obsess over them, they're an affordable luxury.

People making it into a hobby is pathological.

I have like a few watches myself but they're just jewelry to pull off a certain aesthetic and nothing else.

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>>18684906 (OP)
This is just what the average Amerimutts look like.
Now picrel is what the average EuroChad watchbros look like.

It’s been well-known that the posters in watch threads are ugly. Why do you think they post just their wrists but never an entire fit. In fact, they’re never in any other thread except fragrance threads.

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>>18686859
>>18687174
Watch nerds are definitely pathological.
Stastitically, there are probably more autists and adult virgins in the watch community than in the general population.
It's like Pokemon cards collectors.

>>18686861
OP is what average American Jews look like.

>>18686859
I thought watches were so cool and lusted after them and dreamed of owning a nice one
Once I finally got my first one I was so underwhelmed I dropped the "hobby" and never bothered again
My watch is 3 years overdue for a service, runs several minutes slow a day and I'm not even wearing it right now. I just don't care

>>18687226
What's the watch?

>>18687227
IWC pilot

>>18687230
Mark XX? I have one of those, they are good watches, but also a "non-watch" watch;
It's a basic design, you already have a minimalist mindset and usually want a non intrusive watch or a one watch collection when you buy those.

>>18687195
It's some intricate little mechanical stuff with a bunch of variations and degrees of autism to geek out over and a century+ of history and makes/models to memorize and categorize. If you didn't say it had something to do with fashion, nobody would fucking assume it would.

It's one of those things that should be taken into consideration yeah, and girls do dig decent looking watches yes - but they more of just expect that successful guys wear one to begin with, because it looks like you have nowhere to be if you don't need a watch and apple watches are looked down on as dorky gimmicks by many girls too. they absolutely won't care if you have like 50 of them nor about what excellent horological research went into this one 30k piece hat you borrowed against your house for. That would turn the average woman away actually. The typical citizens and seikos etc you see however, that really-is fine enough for most fits.

You can say, that having really impressive majestic watches can impress other men who would be able to recognize the difference. However the general 'good enough' effort to win that game is a Rolex or two for the average guy. The geekery over whatever tourbillion turbo buttblast watches appeals not even to the average guy trying to read your status but speficially only to the other horologists who would lose their shit seeing you wear it.

>tl;dr do not discount watches in general, you should wear one if you don't want to look like fucking shit. but hardcore watchfags impress only each other.

>>18687376
>guy trying to read your status

Pull your head out of your ass, man. You're way too invested in what you think people think. And what you think is wrong.

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THiS wAtCh ThAt WaTcH

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Why is Andrew Morgan collabing with this thing?

>>18690318
is it a tranny or just a regular homosexual?

>>18687376
>having really impressive majestic watches can impress other men who would be able to recognize the difference but would turn the huzz away
funny how that's the same thing with muscles. and cars. and perfumes. and japanese jeans. and sneakers for the darker gentlemen out there. and shoes in general

>>18691530
ok, this one looks based

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>>18691530
reminds me of this classy couple

Should have worn a gold day date that day

Why are you dorks overthinking this? Just get a tank

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>>18691570
OK

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>>18691577
I am glad you are obsessed with me enough to post a nearly one minute long video of twirling your Credor around.

I kid, I kid though that post above really wasn’t me.

Also btw I imagine that anon’s suggestion was for users to buy a cheap tank knock off from aliexpress or wherever, not the literal Cartier brand one.

>>18691616
That watch is non functioning

>>18692173
You’re clearly going through something right now and I wish you luck. That first post truly wasn’t me and if you enjoy Credor then by all means enjoy Credor. Other people doing stuff you don’t like doesn’t affect you at all.

I shouldn’t insult Credor if you enjoy it but I really don’t see why you are getting so upset at me personally. You need to calm down a bit and chill, friend.

>>18691616
Extremely based tank making the credor incel seethe

>>18692192
Thank you, Fren. I appreciate it. I hope the Credor anon gets help because he legit seems unhinged. I shouldn’t mess with him.

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sneed

>>18693267
His channel is going down the toilet since the other guy left.
Must be hard for his ego to see that people don't like him and his conceited mannerisms.

>>18693275
he's always been the worst part of any of his content, honestly amazed he's still around

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>>18692173

>Andy Warhol famously wore a Cartier Tank watch without winding it, embodying his approach to fashion as a purely aesthetic accessory rather than a functional tool. He stated, "I don't wear a Tank watch to tell the time. Actually, I never even wind it. I wear a Tank because it is the watch to wear!".

>>18693275
>>18693267
Honey it's time for another "why X tells a story and why something something" in slow motion and mellowness

>>18693267
Maybe he should have done less coke and be less of a jerk.

>watching youtube
are you all this stupid?

>>18693326
When you have no value to society you don't really need to know what time it is.

>>18693326
how delightfully quirky!

>>18694939
Yeah but unironically. When it’s a watch of that ‘Maison’ and era the value is intrinsically in the piece itself not wearing it to tell time.

>>18684916
Goes hard ngl.

>>18684909
I thought he only had one massive wart on his head, but he actually has two shrek ears growing out of his temples

>>18684906 (OP)
Watches are gay and I have a few watches. They’re bracelets that are less gay than regular bracelets but they are still gay

>>18695180
Didn’t he lose all his watches years ago? I don’t follow the guy but he was robbed and now he’s not a true watch guy. He’s just a gay YouTuber with a mail order bride and a son who hates him.

>>18695180
It’s fucking sick I love Archie

He’s a fat, retarded shrekked out jew

>>18695307
>a son who hates him.
Didn't his son die of overdose?

>>18695307
Yeah he got robbed, he told the whole internet where exactly he keeps his watches (in a safe at home) and when he's going to go to a vacation. I suspect insurance fraud, but i doubt he's smart enough to pull it off.

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>>18695351
His son is the little Asian kid who would appear in videos and backtalk him sometimes. It was really funny. One of the videos was Archie gifting the kid his first watch (as an investment he claims) and it has this classic line.

“Patek Philippe - it’s a Classique!”
“Yeah, whatever.”

If you search Archieluxury buys his son first Patek Philippe you might be able to find the video Im talking about. It’s cringe kino. I get secondhand embarrassment from the guy

>>18695307
yeah and he took out a home equity loan to rebuild his collection thinking it will pay for itself by milking the watches for youtube content, his channel is dead so that fell flat
to pay off some of the debt he sold his bmw recently at a big loss, because to his surprise they are a money sink, some of the new watches went too

>>18689136
Teddy bulbasaur is like the only well dressed and normal looking watch guy on YouTube. Even in this bad photo he looks fine

>>18695363
I remember some video of him flying to London and being all sad, something about his failed junkie son, idkbif he died or not.

>>18694495
lol, is that a Dr. Manhattan reference?