/fit/ — My gf just said she likes bodies like pic related. Am I cook

You're already cooked because you let that comment get to you.

>>77325612 (OP)
It's not dad bod, it is definitely a weightlifter. Possibly roids but achievable natty (everyone is lazy and taking shortcuts these days so my money is on roids).

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>>77325612 (OP)
laugh and tell her prefer bodies like pic related

>>77325612 (OP)
zoomers are literally ricky bobby. they really believe they arent first theyre last

>>77325612 (OP)
>My gf just said she likes bodies like pic related.
Why is she "your" girlfriend then?
>Is this guy roided?
Yep. Those shoulders and those arms with no trapezius development means he's juicing. You can't catch up, so don't step up. If that's her idea of a dad bod you owe it to yourself to impose an equally unrealistic condition on the relationship. Pick something you want and tell her that none of your other girlfriends ever had a problem with it / refused to do it / didn't like it (whatever), and refuse to give her anything that she wants until she delivers.

>>77325612 (OP)
Literally noob gains just lift some shit and shut the fuck up this guy is small

>>77325710
Based.

>>77325710
F(ifth)pbp
>>77325612 (OP)
Possible natty, but would take like an actual decade to get to

>>77325752
A decade are u insane dude that's like a years work and

>>77325612 (OP)
He just has fucked up skin from a bulk that went overboard or being obese once

>>77325760
Post body with timestamp

>>77325612 (OP)
Women don't feel as safe with a mate unless they are strong. If you are too dumb or have some kind of low test gene then it sets off red flags. Whether or not they're roided shouldn't matter.

>>77325821
>Women don't feel as safe with a mate unless they are strong
Explain why they date skinny twinks all the time

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>>77325655

ofc its a dadbod

>>77325826
Project boyfriend. Like finding a fat chick who's hot, it's simply a good deal.

>>77325826
>trying to find consistency in female logic
They do what they do with 0 thought. Do you remember being 2 years old? Exactly. They're more like a jellyfish than a sophisticated deep thinking man like Socrates or Thomas Jefferson.

>>77325841
Reply "all we want is a girl with tiny boobs" and post a picture of a woman with H cups

>>77325821
>Women don't feel as safe with a mate unless they are strong.
I asked my wife why women send love letters to serial killers. She told me "women want to date a man who can hurt people because it makes them feel safe from other men"

I replied "safe from what kind of men? From SERIAL KILLERS MAYBE?"

She just laughed and agreed it didn't make sense.

>>77325846
>>77325849
It's because he's tall and handsome. It's this simple. You're both retards.

>>77325612 (OP)
That is extremely achievable what are you talking about, you don't have to worry about being lean, just be bulky without excessive fat.
Lift heavy for 2-3 years without obsessing over diet, that is a very decent body and she will appreciate it.

>>77325826
Girls who are in high school or college date skinny young men because... skinny young men are all that you have available in high school and college. Also it is age appropriate to look that way if you are in your teens or early 20s. Past college age I don't really see skinny guys getting much success unless they are tall, handsome and rich. The "pretty boy" look doesn't work past 25 or so when women want a stronger, more mature looking man.

>>77325877
Oh i thought women in their teens a d 20s dated men in their 30s who are peaking or whatever !! The script has flipped wtf ?
On a serious note, it's because that's peak attractiveness for men, it's not that complicated

>>77325841
A master rage bait post

>>77325882
Studies were done on what age women prefer and they consistently want men who are a couple years older than themselves. A 20 year old woman wants a 22 year old man. A 40 year old woman wants a 42 year old man, etc.

Men always want 18 year old women no matter what age they are.

Also money and other shit is not factored in but obviously older people have an advantage in money and status.

>>77325856
Idk how being capable of standing up for yourself physically is some kind of ancient relic of barbarism but I'd rather be able to and not, than not be able to. Plus if you are always like that then people take advantage of you. From the mechanic charging you to not change your oil filter to the fat cat who's lived it up their whole gay life who takes your possessions so they can bang hookers and do coke. People are little shits and the only thing they understand is physical repercussions because they were raised by animals, this is why jail exists before some inbred government agent tries to put me on a psycho list. Go try and debate nestle for watching people die of dehydration by purchasing water sources to prove me wrong.

>>77325655
>achievable natty
youre a dumb fucking nigger

>>77325893
Standing up for yourself is fine but women are LITERALLY turning to convicted serial killers for protection from nerds. A woman would rather be chopped up and dissolved in a tub of lye than get married to Bob from Accounting.

>>77325893
>People
Some people who are raised by dumb shithead parents. The fact that I have to clarify this just so that some stupid useless prick who had 0 prospects before selling his soul to the government is gonna try to employ 5 more of his retarded friends to monitor a website because they couldn't survive being anything but servantile.

>>77325612 (OP)
Women have no idea how the male body works and they think a powerlifter or someone on a bulking is some sort of manual laborer or farm worker.

Lift heavy and bulk up

>>77325908
Many women don't even understand that muscle and fat are different things. They think if you are fat, you have no muscles. This is why they think skinny guys with abs visible are strong.

>>77325899
Some of them are good looking in one way or the other, it's kind of like gold diggers. But it'd be more embarrassing to say get called a name and your husband doesn't even use fighting words back than anything. I pray every day that someone tries to impose themselves on me.

>>77325841
he was on gear to the fuckin ears during this and had to dehydrate himself badly to achieve this look, it caused tons of health problems

>>77325890
You wont be able to provide a single one of these supposed studies lmao

>>77325930
Define "provide", and provide a source.

>>77325948
>Deflection
Prophecy fulfilled

>>77325954
Define deflection without using the letter E

>>77325612 (OP)
That is in fact roided I'd bet my last dollar.
>he actually-
Ok sure mrbeast challenge cut off his supply 2 months no roids unlimited food and weights. It's like I'm arguing with people who are too dumb to realize that people can get steroids in prison let alone if they were using them they'd make it public. Of course they won't show you most of the time are you stupid or are you smart?

>>77325616
fpbp.
You're being shit tested, OP. If you go and train and achieve that body then you lose frame because she gave you brat behaviour and you took it seriously OR you start blasting roids to chase after a body that isn't yours to try and make her happy then she cheats and leaves you because "ohmigahd, anon spends all his time in the gym now and doesn't pay attention to me". The best thing you can do is to continue training for yourself, stay in your lane, do what's best for you and try to build frame.
You can't pass or fail a shit test.

>>77325858
I already explained it when comparing it to a fat chick. I mean I'll give Asians a pass because they think they're Bruce Lee and that Americans are stupid but being a warcraft nolife tier skinny into your 30s is just a lack of self respect.

>>77325991
>Roiding for that
Post body, show everyone why you think like this.

>>77325998
>lol she's saying he looks like he could manhandle you like nothing
>>77325895
>please lift weights before posting unless asking for advice as to not obfuscate the truth
>>77325660
>stooping down to her level but it works
>making yourself look weak in doing so

Op should probably beat his girlfriend idk what kind of new age nonsense everyone is spouting but it doesn't make much sense.

>>77326009
>I forgot to say you can get this big natty
Every roider should just say they're on trt so people don't wonder why they don't get massive in 6 months. But no they have to take it another step further and try to get a wider audience.

>>77325612 (OP)
Then she's not your girlfriend. She's literally lusting after someone who isn't you. That's not faithful and it's not normal.
Poor, young grandson... there's nothing I can say. You'll have to learn just like me, and that's the hardest way.

>>77326035
>that guy is a pussy
Is the correct answer.

>>77326014
>lol she's saying he looks like he could manhandle you like nothing
A shit test within a shit test. The foid brain is incomprehensible.

>>77326057
In all likelihood she wants op to be rough with her.
>op makes a post soon after reading this
"How do I fuck my gf real good?"

>>77326045
It's not a matter of being a pussy. It's just poor judgment in women. Men can romanticize their relationships, and women can often hide their true nature. But OP has to learn for himself. Sucks but I've been down that road and the only way to learn is to go through it.

>>77325612 (OP)
>My gf just said she likes bodies like pic related. Am I cooked? This is her idea of a dad bod. Is this guy roided?
Looks like I can come over and take care of her OP. Addy?

>>77326014
>Op should probably beat his girlfriend
Unironically this is the way.
I don't know WHY but they do this shit just to make you mad and see if you 'really care'.

>>77325998
You CAN pass shit tests but it's not worth it.
The best way is to see it as a shit test and confront her about it. Put her dumb ass on the spot.

>>77325612 (OP)
post your body and let's see how cooked you are

my nigga why tf are you listening to your dumbass gf in the first place. here's how you handle it if you're legitimately IRKED by it: ok bye bitch.

>>77326514
After this you can't just slap her, you have to 360 double back to front then shove her into a wall.

>>77326533
The foid longs for the chokeslam

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>>77325612 (OP)
men are so hot i wish i was a girl so i could have a bf

>>77325612 (OP)
He looks like he beheads people for a living, I think that's what actually makes your gf moist.

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>>77326555
yikes bro...consider roids

>>77326514
Yeah, I hate women. I would be happy with a loving relationship, but they always cut off sex, then turn emotionally cold, then start turning bitchy and actively emotionally abusive. So you lash out, and they cry, and then they make up and act super horny for 2 weeks. You figure things are fixed and go on being your usual happy self, and she slowly turns bitchy again. Women would be happiest kept in a cage as sex slaves by some mad max cannibal warlord.