/g/ — Ed Zitrons claiming he'll make every AI zealot kill themselv

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>>109026704 (OP)
Ed is a little annoying but I support him in this endeavour.

>>109026704 (OP)
1. we don't care about ecelebs
2. go peddle whatever this is to the general public, not to people who know how this works

>>109026704 (OP)
>unironically two more weeks
k. keep me posted

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u forgot the first part right above this.

so hes going to prove that theyre doing a deliberate ponzi scheme or what?

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>>109026704 (OP)
>two more weeks
how many times will people fall for this

>>109026731
>ecelebs
Retard alert

>>109026704 (OP)
there's just too much money at stake
they won't allow it

Finally

I'm glad I'll never be as wrong as eddy and his fanboys

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>bubble will burst in 2 more weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mn-TNLwQys

>>109027265
dont think hes ever claimed before that he had information that would pop the bubble

>>109029035
and all you need to do is wait patiently and make sure you like and subscribe and pay to his patreon and don't get upset if there's some delays in the big news because it's so big it might take some time to put together! definitely not a scam! don't forget to donate!

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reads just like other clickbaits. this is the content, not what is coming.

>>109029058
every content creator has some angle of making money, that doesn't mean their arguments are irrelevant. this is the new journalism.

>>109029068
agreed that every """"content creator"""" has some angle of making money. But the very act of trying to extract value from me in return for nothing at all merely proves they have nothing important to say and shouldn't be engaged with or listened to. The instagram thots who push makeup brands at least show what the makeup looks like while worn, this faggot retard constantly makes incorrect predictions and gets btfo on the regular, then comes around and says "big news!!! big news!!! can't tell you yet tho!!!" is worth even less than that.

>>109026704 (OP)
> FOMO AIDS

>two weeks
lol

>>109029086
>big news!!! big news!!! can't tell you yet tho!!!
Yeah that's pretty Anthropic
>scary model!!! scary model!!! so can't show you yet!!!

facts didn't even pop the housing bubble

bubble isnt popping until the openAI IPO
investors are going to try as hard as they can to keep this shit afloat just so YOU have to hold the bag instead

>>109029253
Gonna feel like popping a massive pimple.

>>109029253
>ipos from spacex, anthropic, openai
>google and facebook each selling something like 80b in stocks to raise money
Investors are gonna run into liquidity issues if they wanna have all that. Guess I'll stock up on popcorn and watch what happens.

>>109027265
until the Kraken is truly released.

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Alright everyone, put in your guesses as to what this is.
>Whistleblower leak of OpenAI or Anthropic's internal finances
>Proof that many of the models don't actually exist and they're just version-bumping numbers and gaslighting users into thinking there's a difference.
>Proof that it's Actual Indians responding to your requests
>Leaks of Sam Altman or Dario admitting internally that AGI doesn't and will never exist

>>109029331
I'm thinking its most likely the 1st since the finances are what he's been harping on this whole time. 2nd would be funny though and 4th probably wouldn't even do anything to affect the bubble

>>109029331
The first. Presumably something more than a slide deck.

>>109026704 (OP)
That reads like a six year old delivering his, "I've got a secret, and you don't know it, ha ha" line when he doesn't have a secret at all. All the adults know this and quietly ignore him.

Two more weeks. ;)

>>109026704 (OP)
That second paragraph makes no grammatical sense; I don't know who this fag is and I normally give little credence to gran standings.

Zitron is increasingly desperate because he's staked the entire past three years of his life and his reputation entirely on his bet that AI is a bubble - but the longer this goes on the more he gets proven wrong by events. Fable 5 is such a groundbreaking event you can actually see Ed getting really, really desperate now, because he is realizing he was fucking wrong all along. A couple years from now he will be considered the greatest retard of the early-AI era and people won't let him forget. He'll be laughed out of the tech industry altogether

>>109030254
The entire point of this drone post was namedropping fable 5. Probably an xbox shill.

>>109029331
aren't 1, 2, and 4 common sense? they don't really need leaks to confirm what's obvious. 3 is funny but untrue

>>109030270
Turns out this whole "AI bubble" was just a marketing stunt by Peter Molyneux.

>getting aifags to kill themselves
But the ai chatbots already do that

>>109030270
you can easily tell shillposts when they mention specific products for no reason

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>>109030803
fpbp

>>109029331
No way an actual indian is responding to anyone's request. I refuse to believe Rajesh Pashwarmi can type in English that quickly

>>109030819
You bloody!

Yeah this is where I stop with Ed. Either drop the goods now or fuck off.

>>109026704 (OP)
Doesn't matter, Trump is gonna bail them out

>>109026704 (OP)
More like Ed Zitrans.

Massive nothingburger. The only thing that will cause the AI bubble to burst will be an investor exodus and the sunken cost fallacy will keep things going for a long while yet.

>>109031356
ed citrus is my favorite coke flavor

>>109030254
>Fable 5 is such a groundbreaking event you can actually see Ed getting really, really desperate now, because he is realizing he was fucking wrong all along.
Other than being more belligerent and generating more tokens during “thinking”, I haven’t noticed an improvement over Opus 4.8.

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>>109026704 (OP)
>2 weeks

>>109026704 (OP)
Source?

>>109031352
But who will bail out US afterwards?

>>109026704 (OP)
Sauce?

>>109031704
try ranch

>>109026731
>ecelebs
Newfag-kun, that's not how you use that term...

I'd wish, but nothing ever happens. Until it does. But then I will be dead.

>>109029331
All the money men are aware that the internal figures are made up and they are going along with it because it makes them money right now, same as the housing blowout.
The only thing that could really pop the bubble before the investors want it to pop is some academic paper that can prove that AGI is impossible with current methods regardless of computer. And I think that's both very unlikely to be given to Ed and very unlikely to be something you could describe mathematically.

>>109031761
ea paper that proves that you don't need more than 10^9 params for AGI would also pop the bubble, because suddenly a 5 years old CPU with 16GB RAM gives you a dozen or two tokens per second of human-equivalent intelligence, which is still faster than a human

>>109030254

This. Ed was cooked the moment Mythos started discovering real software vulnerabilities en masse and GPT-5.5 solved the unit distance problem. It is clear now that AI is useful and not going anywhere. We could get a mini-Dotcom bubble burst as the industry shakes off some dead weight, but there will be no big pop.

>>109031704
it's simple, just give the grifter a monthly subscription and he'll tell you in 2 more weeks 2 more weeks 2 more weeks 2 more weeks
>2 more weeks

>>109031787
I thought that it's obvious to all paying attention that current AI is not efficient, and it will be if given couple years