/g/ — Jai is the no-coder language

I agree with you, but also this is totally sour grapes.

>>109050892 (OP)
what are the keywords to find the compiler? I wanna see how much of it is a meme.

You should write an open source compiler to spite him. It would be the funniest shit ever.

>no you must be an unemployed no-coder that spends the entire day shitposting on X instead of doing actual work for actual companies
This is so pathetic I completely lost all my interest in the language.
>>109050959
Vibecoders will probably do that ironically using Rust. Hope to see his nigger game flopping to oblivion.
>>109050941
I had an older version someone posted here like 2 or 3 weeks ago. Not sure if sharing it is against the rules since that anon got banned minutes later (maybe for another reason? idk).

>>109050959
someone is already doing that.
https://github.com/withlang-dev/open-jai

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>>109050992
I knew a vibecoder would do that lmao. The only thing I got wrong in the >>109050983 was the language, not Rust but Zig. Still funny as fuck. Hope the vibeslop gets more traction than the official one.

>>109050892 (OP)
You work at some shitty telecom company. Tsoding and this Valigo guy are huge retards but they're still way above you. Blow made the right call.

>>109050892 (OP)
>>109050983
yeah, he's an ass, but also, it's nothing personnel. He doesn't owe you the compiler. Also nobody in your company would care anyway, because it's a language with the compiler that hasn't been released by some guy who wrote it to make a game. It's 2026, nobody cares about a new programming language, because it will only create problems for employed people, it won't solve them. The target audience for anything new now is unemployed tinkerers.

>>109050983
>Vibe coding a compiler
Who wants to use a vibe coded compiler in anything serious. That's a tad self defeating. It'd have to be a compiler that was hand written or used AI carefully if you wanted to actually get any traction.

>non gamer programmer wants to use game programming language for work
>cries when cant
many such cases of web dev. try programming your websites in godot.

>>109051074
Jon himself says that Jai is a "systems programming language". Also, afaik Tsoding and Valigo are just tinkerers, can't remember a single game made by them. Maybe a snake clone while learning Jai?

>>109050892 (OP)
Who cares about that stuff? Nobody codes manually nowadays

>>109050992
Fucking based

>>109050892 (OP)
>I saw a Russian no-coder called Valigo
Not releasing the compiler never even made sense to me.
Just say it's in beta, it's what zig has been doing for the past 10 years, and honestly zig is atleast usable unlike Mr Blow's lang

>>109050892 (OP)
Those people will advertise it for free to their audiences. Just look how they suck john blow's dick every time it's mentioned. You, on the other hand, won't. And there is a chance you will be the next leaker since you are not a public person. Giving you the compiler is too risky for zero profit.

>>109050892 (OP)
>steal the compiler
>beg to get in for free after you already stole it
>stated reason: I want to be a show off at my company
>doesn't get in
>immediately start attacking other members of the community
>now you hate the very thing you wanted to be a part of
too comical to even be true, dodged a bullet with that one

I argued with JBlow on twitter once, and as he got more and more angry it became more and more clear that he's not really a smart guy. I don't know where his technical reputation comes from, a lot of what he says is wrong, and Braid was pretty good but it wasn't an all time great or anything.

>>109050892 (OP)
jai shi ram is stupid as hell mane

>>109051884
>using twitter
kill yourself

>>109050892 (OP)
>pirate a closed compiler
>want to get a legit copy to share with a company (are you retarded nigger)
>don't mention game dev ever
>get your ego hurt
>"REEEEE HOW DARE HE GIVE THE COMPILER TO ECELEBS FOR MARKETING PURPOSES"
>I HATE JAI I HATE JOHN I HATE HIS GAMES DIE DIE DIE BASED VIBE CODERS DIE DIE DIE
You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

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>>109051823
>pirating a memelang compiler is heckin bad WAAA
go back

>>109050892 (OP)
he doesnt want mission critical software using it because then you'd just cry at him for breaking changes. solo devs with a social media can still write some useless shit and advertise the language

Cartmanland, the language

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>>109050892 (OP)
first time?

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>>109050892 (OP)
Im part of the beta. Idk why to be honest and Im a idiot. I wanted to do game dev with it, but ended up using Odin instead beacuse it is not in beta, and actually finished. Just be polite and be into the same things he is into... Idk. No, your work with jai is probably not going to be super important

>>109051768
there's no risk to that because it would be completely inconsequential.

>>109052648
90% of /g/ could never write code like this.

>>109051263
speak for yourself, nocoder.

>>109052648
>>109052715
actually that's great code according to /g/

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>>109052726
yeah, and 90% of /g/ could never write it.

>>109050892 (OP)
I saw John Blow at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually walked backwards and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “so here's the thing, it's to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly while looking around from different angles like he was searching for something.

>>109050892 (OP)
>I am employed and a professional
That's the problem King. Next time tell him you haven't showered in 6 months and you code in C

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>>109052726
YES, code-lets honestly believe that compiled languages works like scripted languages, and try to do the same optimizations. LOL. WHY is this file open in his IDE?? Because he is WORKING ON IT. You will NEVER be part if the closed beta, let the seathing continue

>>109052877
It really is important to filter these "people" out of our community. The jai-closed beta has standards, and these standards MUST be maintained at all costs

jon dodging bullets like op is a good sign

>>109052923
Yeah, filter out people trying to do actual work and give access to no-coder lolcows. Nice strategy if you want a bunch of incompetent people without real-world experience using your language.
But as I said before: I couldn't find a single relevant person using Jai. That speaks volumes.

>>109052877
if using readable code structure makes a difference to your compiled language then maybe your compiler is hot garbage.

>>109050892 (OP)
How it started:
>Good morning, saar I am work for very important telecom company (you may know as "call center" in american)
>We even work on same street as DurgaSoft!
How it ended:
>What you mean you no give compiler?
>You bloody bitch benchod you give to dalit and not me?
>I fuck your mom and take your job

>>109052333
pirating was not the issue
op being a butthurt faggot is

We all know Jai's adoption will be 0, right?

>>109052648
I never noticed he has a sizeable belly in this picture.

>>109050892 (OP)
>, I provided all my details, my LinkedIn profile, some conferences where I spoke, my resume and some other personal information.
If this isn't a repost from reddit, did you give your github? Jon prefers seeing actual projects you make, not superficial talks and linkedin shit

>>109053079
It will be a little higher than Zig probably.
+ lots of JBlow fanboys
+ lots of indie game devs who want something a bit more batteries included but not an engine like Godot
+ niche non-games people who like the language
+ long time c/c++ users who want a "serious" language

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>>109053194
My CV has all the relevant projects I worked on. Some of them are open-source, some of them are not, but provided some info about what I did. I can't really share here without doxxing myself since it's a pretty known telco in yurop.
>github
I don't have anything relevant on github, just a few draft projects while reading some papers and my master thesis (which is on the CV as well).
>linkedin shit
I shared that so he could check I was a real person working on an actual company, not an Indian bot trying to leak the compiler.
>superficial talks
Very hard to make a presentation that's not superficial, I give you that. Still, those talks were basically a presentation about stuff I've published about.
Also, you're making this sound like I should be prepared for a fucking interview, while random no-coder bozos got their way without having anything relevant on their side. My mistake was thinking a language glazed by unemployed faggots would really be better than C++.
>>109053218
>long time c/c++ users who want a "serious" language
I couldn't find a single C++ programmer who actually think Jai is useful. I was probably the only programmer who thought that could be useful.

>>109053275
>I don't have anything relevant on github, just a few draft projects while reading some papers and my master thesis (which is on the CV as well).
that's probably why you got rejected, he prefers people who actively make things and have plenty of code to share. Whereas you thought of it as a formal interview and cited irrelevant credentials he likely didn't care about.

>enterprisetroons that spend more time in stand up meetings than writing code have the gall to call others no-coders

KEK!

>>109051302
He claimed it was because he wanted to only have relevant feedback, not feedback from nocoders. But then as OP pointed out, he seems to only enlist nocoders to use it, likely selecting for people with media following of some sort as that's probably what he's looking for (clout, not making a good language or whatnot).
It also obviously doesn't make sense because he could just release it and then specifically invite people's feedback based on his selection criteria without otherwise closing the system.

>>109051768
The opposite about leak risk. OP says he IS a public person and doxed himself. Violating terms like these would get OP fired from his day job and good luck speaking anywhere in the future if it came out. But what about random youtubers? They don't have much to lose.

>>109053275
>Hello Sailor!
Holy cringe. Might as well start every programming related email with "Hello world!".

>>109050892 (OP)
why would anyone take jblow seriously?
his takes are all retarded

>>109053589
some people need a ruthless daddy persona in their life

>>109050892 (OP)
Reading this is enough to convince me not to touch Jai. Exclusive clique bullshit can fuck off, that's not something I would ever want to rely or depend on for even a hobby project, let alone a serious important project

>>109053330
>that's probably why you got rejected, he prefers people who actively make things and have plenty of code to share
yeah, blowjob has been called a no-shipper by some javascript eceleb and he has been obsessed with shipping ever since, if you don't ship on github then you're not worth his time, his fragile ego has been brushed as he hadn't shipped anything in over 10 years.
even had to call casey nagasaki or whatever his fucking japanese name to help him defend his honor, that was awkward and pitiful to see.

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>>109050892 (OP)
This pic alone proves Blow is a moron.
He also uses Windows while worshipping C, when C is a Unix language.

>>109053727
You can't be serious, my fucking sides!

>>109053275
> The beta is closed
Anon the point of a closed beta is to cap the amount of feedback you get. If he doesn't need more users or further feedback for now, there's no reason to enroll more people. Don't take it personally.

>>109053727
he does not worship C. He stated multiple times that C sucks and that it was good only in the 80s

>>109053757
No, that is not the point of a closed beta at all, blowjob. Not to mention
>closed beta
>for a fucking programming language
Lol, lmao.

>>109053689
>nagasaki or whatever his fucking japanese
muratori is italian