06/11/26(Thu)08:09:44OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER edition
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Didn't qualify : >>222222858
06/11/26(Thu)08:16:30Bonġu (again). I returned from my walk. God took his time with that blonde jogger I saw this morning.
06/11/26(Thu)08:19:15>>222238616 (OP)
Well at least you have your edish now big B.
Also what program did you use for that gif delay thing?
06/11/26(Thu)08:20:34>>222238616 (OP)
It was big G ackshually! Glad you got to make your edish brother
>>222238703
Bongu, walks do give some nice boons sometimes. Very nice picture too
06/11/26(Thu)08:21:46>>222238754
was surprised big M wasn't wagying
good job
beside they didn't attempt much lately so i let down my guard i think
06/11/26(Thu)08:22:13>>222238616 (OP)
actually excited for today and the coming weeks bros... we will get the boot in the quarterfinals, like we have always done, but i'm excited nonetheless. i don't even care that the catalan narrative will be alive again this time around, they are also spaniards after all and we won't win it anyways.
06/11/26(Thu)08:32:44Dreamt that I was 16 or 17 again and with the lads and ladettes who were my classmates in 7th and 8th grade (obviously they were aged up to 16 or 17 just like me) we went to Lyon. Lyon in the dream was not part of France tho, it was like Monaco. You could fuck off from France to Lyon without having to go through a border tho. Went to some big ass temple to check out the architecture, then while the others were there I fucked off and decided to swim in some channel just outside. These channels were like picrel, but they were shallow enough that you could kneel in them and your neck would be underwater but your chin wouldn't. So then some hundred girls fucked off from a worship in another temple and they were walking away, they even had those white scarf thingies on their heads. Decided to hide cuz did not want to offend hyper religious people by showing off my naked body except for my swimming trunks. So they walked by but they could see my head, obviously they realized that I was not creeping on them but hiding so they wouldn't have to see me naked. Got out cuz I thought all of them left already, then started walking to where I put my clothes. Some 4 or 5 girls were still behind tho whom I did not see until I got out of the water, so they saw me. I blushed but they realized that I was hiding from the some hundred, so they were not mad at me. One of them was a redhead who even gave me a kiss on the cheek for being such a gentleman. Went back dressed to the temple and one of the guys asked me why I am so funny. Told him that it's my way of coping cuz I'm always sad actually. He started laughing but then realized that I was not joking and his smile faded away and became a bit sad for me.
Then the dream ended.
06/11/26(Thu)08:37:17Hey /med/, WC is approaching today and, despite being the main contender after the Euro win in 2024, I place this worrying data of the last 3 Spain wins in the WC:
>2022 vs Costa Rica
>2018 vs Iran
>2014 vs Australia
I hope we make it at least until the quarterfinals.
>>222238915
Kino dream.
06/11/26(Thu)08:37:33>>222238966
Never ever dare you call my dream posts yapping again.
Still, literally me tho. And obviously sent that freak flying through the door. Also Magyarcels will never recover from this. Something with a fork.
06/11/26(Thu)08:37:57>>222238774
They're sneaky little shits. The lack of theme in their editions is what gives the game out
>>222238915
Quite a nice bucolic dream. You're such a gentleman in the dreamscape too. I would have shown my dick and acted like a raping jeet probably
>>222238966
kek that's perfect
06/11/26(Thu)08:43:02>>222238915
Interesting dream, I dreamt of something similar but not same.
In it there was again a crowd who wore white robes, they were going everywhere together and chanting something.
I was trying to escape from them.
I was near a port and I was asking the locals when the ship leaves for the island but nobody would answer me so I kept avoiding the crowd in my dream and waiting for the ship to sail.
06/11/26(Thu)09:02:33>>222238981
Shitalian data is much more consistent thankfully:
>2018: not qualified
>2022: not qualified
>2026: not qualified
06/11/26(Thu)09:07:06>>222239279
How can you except lil Mario to deal with these chads?
https://youtu.be/qO8Or4bqLWo?si=zY7rLCykgjaccgmk&t=91
06/11/26(Thu)09:21:33LOWER BACK AND QUADS DOMS AAAAAAHHHHHHH
06/11/26(Thu)09:41:43>>222239522
>LOWER BACK
So true sister, dab on these incel freaks by telling them how much sex you have.
>>222238994
>I would have shown my dick and acted like a raping jeet probably
And that's just as based honestly.
Had a dream a long ass while ago where the childhood tomboy gf was actually the gf and we went on some mission to get rid of one guy, but she got killed so I was like fuck it and murdered everyone at that place. I'm sure that's a dream more to your liking.
>>222239063
>crowd who wore white robes
You should have joined their cult.
>>222238981
>WC is approaching today
Weird, it's usually me who approaches the WC, not the other way around.
06/11/26(Thu)09:46:19Currently having some unchristian thoughts about the Italian anon who created a leebait thread. My negative energy has warped my local environment to the point where it is going to rain and thunderstorm all day.
>>222238616 (OP)
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Interesting.
06/11/26(Thu)09:50:24>>222239873
Relax, here have a cup of coffee.
06/11/26(Thu)09:51:41>swiping sub 5 girls on Hinge
>still 0 match
>>222239587
Done! :)
06/11/26(Thu)09:58:52>>222239895
Looks like we got ourselves a nooticer.
JARVIS, commence Operation: Boiling Frog Pot. Set acceptable collateral damage to high.
>>222239946
>relax, by ingesting stimulants
Thank you. Perhaps afterwards I'll calm myself down by smoking some meth, or prepare myself for a good night's sleep by eating an entire packet of high-quality British cheese.
06/11/26(Thu)10:00:55Learned recently about Evan almighty, based on bruce almighty movie
>>222239961
many such cases fratello
>>222240047
>prepare myself for a good night's sleep by eating an entire packet of high-quality British cheese.
Should just eat it the whole night.
06/11/26(Thu)10:02:52>>222239784
>she got killed so I was like fuck it and murdered everyone at that place.
Ultra based! Indeed I like it.
Had a similar one, it was pretty cool.
>>222239873
Keep your curse magik for the true fiends, fren!
These posters are playing with a force of nature and will get their comeuppance soon enough.
>>222240027
Yeah. Could have breeded and seeded a cute peasant girl back in the day easily. But also I could have had the plague and died at 5 so... tradeoffs.
06/11/26(Thu)10:07:35>>222240055
I can't stand the taste of beer and weed gives me panic attacks. Think I'll just stick to tea instead, and maybe the occasional bit of junk food.
>>222239587
Imagine going to prison for 18 years because you gave women the ick.
I would be doing several life sentences.
06/11/26(Thu)10:15:26Alri lads off to get a haircut.
Well actually it's more of a minor adjustment as I'll still keep growing it. It's just that it looks shitty on the back and the side of my head so need to make it a bit more cute.
06/11/26(Thu)10:23:49Janny tongue my anus
06/11/26(Thu)11:20:03Lad renovated his barber place from his SOVLful one into SOVLLESS modern slop. It's over. I fucking hate these soulless modern styles.
Hair be looking cute tho.
06/11/26(Thu)11:23:08Letting the beard grow for once. Never did it. Might do a Van Dyke later and dab on the missus.
06/11/26(Thu)11:23:33>>222240177
https://youtu.be/X_kQkXu8uD4
Do you like British music, Catnigga?
06/11/26(Thu)11:34:54>>222241321
there was absolutely no need at all to mention your wife in this post, it adds no context or addition relevant information, yet you decided to brag about having a wife with, i imagine, the sole purpose of dabbing on the inceloids in this thread. why must you be so cruel?
06/11/26(Thu)11:39:24>>222241339
>>222241509
Do you think his wife do the same to her friends?
Does she posts his ass o algo
06/11/26(Thu)11:41:19>>222241559
>grow beard
>get less sex cuz the find does not find you as attractive as before
Genius 4d move there portuchad.
06/11/26(Thu)11:47:40>>222241331
>Do you like British music, Catnigga?
Yes, but I'm a boomer who mostly listens to old British music from the 60s and 70s, like The Kinks and The Beatles. All the modern music I listen to is foreign.
Never been a fan of UB40 though, Bob Marley music isn't really for me.
Your general thoughts on 1960s Italian pop sensation Enzo Jannacci?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8L5XatLa48
06/11/26(Thu)11:47:53>>222241266
The barber I go to operates in a building that is over one hundred years old and he has done zero renovations to the place.
At least I pay merely five euros for a buzzcut every once in a while.
>>222241321
I avoid hair during summer, can't stand it because of the heat.
I shave often like a Roman soldier.
06/11/26(Thu)11:55:04>>222241573
Please let’s not talk about embarrassing things.
Women talk in detail between them about their relationships, especially their sex lives. I for example know with the utmost detail how her cousin’s husband is in the bed and what they do and don’t do, it’s quite awkward because I know her cousins knows the same about us (which taking into account certain proclivities) makes it into more awkward.
06/11/26(Thu)11:55:43>>222241705
>Never been a fan of UB40 though, Bob Marley music isn't really for me.
Ah damn, that's precisely what I like
>Your general thoughts on 1960s Italian pop sensation Enzo Jannacci?
If you go that far back the only ones I like are possibly PFM:
https://youtu.be/1l9adCoGRRI
06/11/26(Thu)11:56:05>>222241705
60’s and 70’s were a true golden age for music. Do you like prog rock?
06/11/26(Thu)11:56:49>>222241824
Imagine being curious about what it's like to have a finger up your butt and asking your wife to do it one time, and then she tells all her friends about it.
This is a horror story that plays out across the globe on a daily basis.
06/11/26(Thu)11:58:20>>222241856
Meanwhile, I think males are much more reserved about it, unless it’s to talk about how their women don’t put out for them (which is an even bigger terror story).
06/11/26(Thu)11:58:31I have a headache. I wonder what caused it.
06/11/26(Thu)12:02:45>>222241878
Gentlemen don't kiss and tell but truecels don't kiss at all so in this hierarchy truecels are in a most fortunate position.
06/11/26(Thu)12:08:30>>222241839
>Ah damn, that's precisely what I like
For me, it's more conventional 1960s music. Probably because I've played over a thousand hours of TNO at this point (set during the 1960s) and the in game radio plays a lot of the most popular music from that time period. Kinda crazy how good Japanese and Korean music used to be before it turned into K-pop, J-pop, you're-making-my-ears-pop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXmoFVuoaVM
>PFM
Holy based. Definitely one of those bands that I have to be in the mood to listen though (like after drinking two ciders).
>>222241844
>Do you like prog rock?
Never fully understood what counts as prog rock, but if it's stuff like Pink Floyd, then not really. Sounds like the sort of music that you'd listen to while casually shooting up smack with your 16 year old girlfriend.
06/11/26(Thu)12:26:08>>222242041
>Sounds like the sort of music that you'd listen to while casually shooting up smack with your 16 year old girlfriend.
Uhmm based?
06/11/26(Thu)12:31:18>>222242041
I like Pink Floyd and don't shoot up smack with a 16 year old girlfriend.
06/11/26(Thu)12:39:04havent posted inna while cuz path of exile 2 has been taking my free time
pizza
06/11/26(Thu)12:41:33>>222242421
Well, you're not a real fan then, are you?
06/11/26(Thu)13:05:25>>222242608
Well, I think Animals is kind of mid, many fans would probably hate me for that.
06/11/26(Thu)13:14:54>>222241573
no, because w*men want full exclusivity with their men so while a man likes to show off their gf/wife, a woman wants to keep her man a secret. although they may talk about their sexual life and such with other females, they will never directly show any of it.
06/11/26(Thu)13:40:38>researcher in health sector sentenced to 12 years for joining daesh with her 3,5 kids to follow her convert husband (she met him at the hospital, he fell while doing graffiti)
Portuwife SHOCKED
06/11/26(Thu)14:27:10It's getting really hot outside, it's time to bring on a second t-shirts as per usual.
Working with new promo girls, I don't like em, one is extremely rude to me.
>Can you get me a water
>This is too cold
>Get me one that's room temp
Bitch I'm not your fucking waiter!
No please, no thank you, no excuse me would you mind.
Spoiled little shit...
06/11/26(Thu)14:40:16>>222244680
It is cloudy today.