>>222335044 this. I would never die like that because i dont trust people enough. imagine paying to be yeeted of a bridge by a bunch of my fellow incompetent thirdies
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)23:27:06
>>222334820 brazil. bungee jump. they forgot to attach the rope. the ones responsible then tried to flee into the woods and hide there too.
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)23:29:54
>>222335137 so the rope was supposed to be at her feet? If it was attached and they threw her like that, the rope would hit them.
>>222335993 you can hear the moments zoomers realize they did not attach the rope https://tnonline.uol.com.br/noticias/cotidiano/imagens-fortes-jovem-morre-apos-ser-lancada-sem-cordas-durante-salto-de-rope-jump-em-sp-video-1099147
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)00:30:57
>>222336021 These are elite Brazilian nepo babies working their summer job
>>222336108 Nahhhh, these are middle-class people. You get a group of friends, convince everyone to go, talk to the guy who does these events, tell him that you have, idk, 5/10 friends who want to jump, and they charge everyone 20USD, your friends split the gas, and you go.
At the end of the day, the whole road trip + food + booze (and probably weed) cost you 50~70USD. Very affordable even for lower classes.
>>222336170 >Very affordable even for lower classes. I mean. This is not something one will do every weekend. This is "bucket list stuff" you do every other month.
>>222336646 Nigger crashed with another helicopter. There are like, 50 of them in the whole country.
How fucking bad do you need to be to achieve this?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)03:09:52
>>222334749(OP) if you're going to get yeeted like that one would expect that you'd quadruple check everything to make sure you don't splatter on the ground like toothpaste not in the 'zil apparently
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)03:11:11
she didnt fly so good
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)03:12:41
Poatan is winning tonight.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)03:19:55
>>222334749(OP) >>222335137 How do you not notice the rope missing? Surely thirdies cannot be that stupid
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)05:49:58
>>222337776 The rope wasn't missing. It was right there on the floor.
>>222339711 have fun getting thrown off a mountain then.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)08:43:48
>>222334749(OP) lmao at the walking bridge too. They could at least put up rails for the workers. If one of them slips they fall to their death too. Doesn't Brazil have safety standards?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:01:50
Good, now kill another
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:02:06
>>222341147 Brazilian authorities deemed it illegal to show.
>>222334749(OP) harvest will be bountiful next spring.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:56:31
>>222334749(OP) I can maybe understand those guys but how did she not notice
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:57:49
>>222335137 >the ones responsible then tried to flee into the woods and hide there too. macaco behavior
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:57:50
>>222341867 She didn't have to notice anything, she was chasing yet another high of adrenaline. Maybe it's better this way, she didn't end up hurting other people in a traffic accident.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)10:00:23
Trusting a Monkeyzillian
not even once
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)10:39:34
>>222334820 brazillians throw virgin to their god of the hill, but she wasn't virgin so the ritual failed
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)10:55:03
>>222334749(OP) Even the guys doing the throwing don't look like they have any safety tether to themselves
Fuck doing this sort of shit in a third world dump with no safety standards
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:11:25
>>222334749(OP) Man i don't understand third world countries, they really don't value life at all, they don't care, nothing matters to them. You wouldn't see this shit in white countries. To them it's just another day
>>222344304 the retard part of my brain was expecting a dust cloud after impact.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:32:20
>>222334749(OP) okay, I get the macaco forgetting to attach the rope. but she? SHE? how the are you gonna do something risky without getting sure you'll come back safe? what a stupid way to die