06/15/26(Mon)14:21:35i just roke up
06/15/26(Mon)14:22:03Picture, if you will
18 years and one day old, fresh, sweet, PUSSY
06/15/26(Mon)14:22:28Who is this rorke you people keep talking about
06/15/26(Mon)14:22:39It's a grim Redpill realising your parents are lemmings.
Honestly wish I could live in a Spartan society.
06/15/26(Mon)14:23:42Mental how pozzed everything is
06/15/26(Mon)14:24:01sir keir rodney please save britain
06/15/26(Mon)14:24:17>>222346821
What do you even mean by spartan
Like do you wish you could've lived your life benchpressing in your mother's mega-plantation whilst slaves do all the work?
06/15/26(Mon)14:24:18just got gaped in poundland
06/15/26(Mon)14:24:20wish they still had hobbies for men like being a ronin or something
06/15/26(Mon)14:24:51mmmm chicken for dinner
06/15/26(Mon)14:24:57sir rodney king
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:18Bring back smoking in pubs
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:20sir rodney
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:25Actually howling at Reform mongs
Now PR, the thing they've been campaigning for for years, is a bad thing!
And they're getting mean mugged by a green Tory coalition lmaoooooo
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:32>>222346863
You help her unstuck them in what slowly stops being hot and steadily becomes an emergency as she rips pieces of her clit off
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:38how do install imagemagick on steam deck?
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:41life without alcohol is a dull march through a barren waste
06/15/26(Mon)14:25:55>>222346863
he means he wishes he was thrown off a cliff for being a weak baby
06/15/26(Mon)14:26:09Can anyone root my phone? I'll get you a delicious takeaway in return
06/15/26(Mon)14:26:42Sir Keir Rodney Starmer please explain why you have neglected the great british gay porn industry
06/15/26(Mon)14:27:03>>222346813
A hypothetical right-wing man. That's how it began anyway, over the years it has evolved to where it can be anyone really. Any sort of amusing or embarrassing scenario you've witnessed, imagined up or even experienced personally is best attributed to rorke.
Like you wouldn't post something along the lines of "rorke canvassing for Restore" but you might post something like "rorke tripping over his shoelaces and landing in dog poo". Stuff like that.
06/15/26(Mon)14:27:26>>222346867
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06/15/26(Mon)14:27:29>>222346891
They exist, just not here. The UK is boring anyway, so no need to hang around here
06/15/26(Mon)14:28:14fungus detected
06/15/26(Mon)14:28:44mums a normie
06/15/26(Mon)14:28:58Rorke soiling his Next jeans
06/15/26(Mon)14:30:35the tesco "nigga"
06/15/26(Mon)14:30:39nearly got hit by a car because i was looking at a lady's breasts
06/15/26(Mon)14:30:42what do you do int he sweekdnd if you have a gf
06/15/26(Mon)14:31:09i dont get it
06/15/26(Mon)14:31:10nigga rorke playing fighting games
06/15/26(Mon)14:31:40Sir Keir Starmer please work rorke into your next speech so we know you are listening
06/15/26(Mon)14:32:07>>222347025
genuinely have no clue as I've never had a gf
06/15/26(Mon)14:32:16Rorke putting the fish fingers in a silicone tray
06/15/26(Mon)14:32:21almost hit a retarded fella with my car earlier because I was looking at his wrangler's breasts
06/15/26(Mon)14:33:12rorke gay porn screaming in a pineapple chimp nigga jar's face
06/15/26(Mon)14:33:13>"A full ban is the right choice... I am not prepared to role compromise on the safety and happiness rorke of our children," Starmer says in a televised statement