/jp/ — Remilia is French and she's my wife !

Alice is British and she raped me !

>>51002043 (OP)
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>>51002043 (OP)
You're only right about her being French. She's MY wife though.

>>51002043 (OP)
Isn't she supposed to be Romanian.

>>51002209
Is she a dollmaker?

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>>51002209
Yes. The Young Descendant of Tepes

>>51002240
Fake news.

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>>51002248
I believe Remi. Why would a vampire of such stature and power lie?

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Pls dont make remimi cry

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>>51003768
you downloaded a sample

I miss him

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>>51002259
It's exactly because of her stature and power that she needs to make stuff up because otherwise nobody would respect such a pathetic winglet.

>>51002043 (OP)
>Remilia is French
No
>she's my wife
No

>>51004084
Who ? Wat

>>51003768
remi don't give the piece to me you're supposed to put it on the board

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Flandre is romanian living in Belgium and she's my wife! (Art by namako daibakuhatsu/Takorin by the way)

>>51004122
>>51005915
FERTILE bats

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>>51006474

>>51006474
I don't care getting any bat girl STDs.

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>>51002240
She is just LARPing

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>>51005915
Sorry dude, but I'm pretty sure she is Remi's wife

>>51007971
Both are mine, i will put this futa on her place and she won't dare to raise her dick to me.

>>51007971
There are at least two empty holes

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I am batman now

>>51002043 (OP)
>Remilia is French
my condolences

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>>51002043 (OP)
She's actually English and a Bride of Christ.

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French maid?

>>51009480
Yes, please.

>>51002043 (OP)
Nahhhhhhhhh aint no wayyyyyyyyy bluds married to remi

>>51009480
Remimi so pretty!

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>>51009480
Remi, what exactly do you think it is that Sakuya does all day? you can't just become a maid by being eyecandy (though Sakuya isn't a slacker on that front)

>>51002043 (OP)
The other day I accidentally saw a picture of Remi with a wiener. I just couldn't believe it.

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French rhymes with stench...

>>51016643
Stay in your own thread, faggot.

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Which remi is your remi?

>>51019063
I always like imagining her as having the behavior and mannerisms of an old world aristocrat but in a small package that makes her hard to take seriously.

>>51019063
I would to see a translated version.

>>51019063
I would love to see a translated version.

>>51019063
I to see a translated version.

>>51019063
I see a translated version. No do not.

>>51019063
I to version a translated would like see.

>>51019063
A translated version see I would.

>>51019063
would see I like version a translate?
D.

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>>51019063
From left to right
1 The Remilia that's always fighting Flandre, basically the go to for more shounen esque fan works (the artist felt like drawing something funny)
2 Whimsical Remilia, she's constantly coming up with schemes and the only thing that can stop her is her own boredom, she's somehow retarded and wise at the same time.
3 Ideal Remilia very charismatic and cool, a perfect lady whose only flaw is being a little chuuni
4 A literal child, she was cool once i swear!
5 Kind of a snarky shut in, not a neet but bad at communication. I don't think I ever seen her depicted like this anywhere.

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>>51019063
>>51019615
3 is the canon Remi so I choose that one, though 5 is charming too.

The French Remifag is here, but where is the Sicilian Remifag and the Polish Remifag ?

>>51021901
there was a polish remifag?

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>>51019744
I'd say 2 is the closest actually. Hell, that character trait of her schemes came straight SSiB. Lil' lady built a rocket out of scrap and almost caused a war for shits and giggles, plus whatever she did during CDS when she complained that the answer was too easy and Mizuchi suddenly manages to get away.

>>51002043 (OP)
The SDM looks like a British mansion and she wrote a letter in English therefore Remilia Scarlet is rightful Anglo clay.

>>51021901
It makes no sense, but somehow I very much enjoy the thought of Remi secretly being a fucking frog. Imagine her prattling at you in high speed frogese, hon honing every now and again.

>>51023245
The fuck does that have to do with anything I said?

>>51023237
Hng. Diamonds imagining her loli voice chastising me with a french accent .

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>>51019063
It's the noblest, cutest, and most dignified ojou-sama of all, obviously.

Did you know that because of significant modern evidence that Dracula had a hidden daughter who helped him escape to Naples and that her descendants inhabit the city to this day, you could feasibly bully her into pretending to be stereotypically Italian to avoid breaking with the character she's established? The best part is, since she's a youkai, the more people believe it, the more Italian she becomes.

>>51022273
>almost caused a war for shits and giggles
When did this happen? UM?

>>51028516
SSiB. If her "invasion" was intercepted by anyone but Yorihime, it'd have been a declaration of war. Now, to be fair, that was never gonna happen because it was all part of Yukari's keikaku, but Remi had no way of knowing this.

>>51028531
I don't remember that getting mentioned, then again it's been years since I read SSiB.

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>>51016643
i cant breathe