/jp/ — AKB General 3365

>>51032011
anyone know where i can download the leaked video? the full video, not just a 2 minute clip

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Ah, but yes, my junglegookfu continues to praise the hags- I mean, her predecessors, from the motherland. We must always remember whence it all started.

Yes

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Do you think members who join the group at a young age grow to hate the idol system when they learn what it truly is?

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>https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv350666628
we're going back!

>>51032201
They’d know “what it truly is” soon after joining. I don’t think there are ever any real surprises about what idol is and how idols actually earn money once junior idols see their seniors in action busting their ass off in handshake

What probably catches people off guard is the sheer amount of injuries. A bunch of idols get injured during stages, but no one other than diehard stage fans (and the idols themselves) knows that

>>51032223
hanchan wa doko?

I've been kicked out of the stream, and through no fault of my own

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bullsnuts

>>51032358
you have to pay to watch the rest

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>>51032284
Qué tipo de lesiones?

>>51032201
Queen Sakura and Queen Jurina are doing great buduhonest. Queen Sakura chose the path of international pop, Queen Jurina chose the path of saving Japan by increasing birth rates. I feel that they are behind their fans, with both Queen Sakura and Queen Jurina showing support to their fans off-stage, and the 48G group as well, with Queen Jurina being extra bushido with going to House of Manila personally out of her own expense.

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Sakura is better than anything K*rea has ever produced.

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>https://gofile.io/d/a6qnXb
Bernd liefert

>>51032591
Twisted ankles is the big one. I think a couple AKB members were injured recently while performing the old SKE stage. I also know that NMB idols are injured pretty frequently, but I don’t know what type of injuries specifically. That was mentioned during the awards stage at the beginning of the year, where the group celebrates those who performed the most stages the previous year

>>51032777
Harambedulila big bros we are about to pretend the hypnosis by lil sis worked yet again.

>>51032859
Forgot link of the drama.
https://www.tiktok.com/@chingu_unnie/video/7538058103661579537

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Hama-chan has slightly gained weight, and it is glorious. I can easily imagine her massaging me, exploring my body, locating my chakras, meridians. Once she has located them all, she paralyses me, and attacks my centres with exquisitely sharp blades, inflicting torturous hell upon my being.

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Yes, Hama-chan has gained.
What does this mean for my balls, were she to step on them? The cushion of her foot is softer, but her weight is greater. There is less sharp pain, but more bruising pain. She stamps on the balls again and again, until mush they become. Her kicks and stamps are firmer, more weighty and rounded. The board upon which I lie bangs loudly. More loudly than before.

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https://files.catbox.moe/xsr7jn.webm Hanchan248

>>51033122
Take your meds

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AKB got on this list by selling handshake tickets.
Kek

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>>51033406

>>51033436
I posted about albums not singles

>>51033442
a) there's no way in this galaxy they've sold that many albums
b) they don't sell handshake tickets with albums

Most of these "sales" are converted spotify streams. Aka jews using bots to game the algorithm, so that the house niggers they own keep getting recommended to the teenage girls of every era forever.

Views/streams makes a lot more sense than physical sales, especially since it's "aboutmusicyt"

Also how the goddamn fuck old is this graphic
>twitter.com

>>51033798
When did they perform this?

>>51033798
Very cute song
It cheered me up during one of my depressed periods

the pure hatred between these 4 is palpable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M04PL1Ov_CQ

>>51033896
210724

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>>51033798
We see Mirun-chan in the centre. They had been ready to push her as an ace when she was very young, but alas, her crippling shyness came out as she grew older.
Sae became her rock in the group, as she struggled with social anxiety. Though Mirun-chan never became as prominent as Nako or Miku, she retained a solid core of loyal fans who always appreciated her inner strength and beauty, and later, her thick thighs.

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>>>/wg/8137994
big bro anons we hit jackpot we got a free promo family package from the newly established sauna spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYx3UoYQWpg

>>51033798
Misaki's legs are so good. She mogged Nakomiku to oblivion?

>>51032674
danke

Que asco!

Indeed, let us enjoy this short clip of Sae and Mirun-chan together, shortly before Mirun-chan graduated.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781384107268701.webm

We see Mirun-chan start to giggle at Sae, who takes the photoshoot more seriously than Mirun-chan. Indeed, Sae is in many ways a girly-girl, with a keen enjoyment of makeup and beauty. Mirun-chan, probably beaten out of that mindset during her teens by her own punishing self-doubt and criticism, is seen to break into a giggle whilst stealing sideways glances at her friend as she flouts her looks.

>>51034281
They are dancing to Lady Gaga's song Rain on Me
I can't believe that there was a time when Lady Gaga wished AKB during the groups anniversary

>>51033406
In my old print copy of the Guinness Book of World Records they are between TLC and Destiny's Child.

>>51034484
Gaga was more into MoMoClo.