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/jp/ — What if 2hu was ur mom
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What if 2hu was ur momAnonymous06/15/26(Mon)04:12:35
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Congrats Anon, you've been transported into Gensokyo! And just because whoever gapped you into Gensokyo has mercy, you get a family member to join you!
Specifically, reality will be changed to have someone in Gensokyo become your family member, logic be damned!
https://perchance.org/tohogen
And roll d5 to decide what this 2hu becomes!
http://random.org/
1-Mother
2-Aunt
3-Older Sister
4-Younger Sister
5-Daughter
How do you fare in Gensokyo with your new family member?How long does it take for your two to fuck?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)04:20:26
>>51038630 (OP)
I got Kanako as my older sister. Not exactly sure what I'm supposed to be the god of.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)04:22:23
>>51038642
What the fuck, I got Kanako too but she's my aunt.
This is awkward.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)06:43:54
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>>51038630 (OP)
Reisen, and she's my younger sister.
Uh, so how does that work? Who's the mom? Am I from the moon as well? Is it a sibling lost at birth suddenly shows up at your doorstep situation? Or is she my step-sister now for reasons that are entirely Kaguya-unrelated? I don't think I have the ears.
I think I'm gonna start hating Tewi for real since she'd probably start messing with me a lot. Then again I'm paranoid so I'll probably watch my step so much that I WILL annoy her back.
I dunno, probably not a whole lot. Rabbits are horny right? And there's plenty of opportunities in the cards. Aphrodisiac snuck into a beverage by a certain little shit, bored princess demanding entertainment, stress from working for Eirin, accidental hypnosis, etc.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:00:01
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> Utsuho Reiuji
> 3 - Older Sister
Guys. How do I get this retarded bird out of my fucking house? What am I even fucking looking at? She looks like a girl, but she has a sewage pipe for an arm and a pegleg?
I met her once and I told her she gives off "big sister" energy. I regret my decision.
At first, it seemed kinda cool when she started visiting me at my house with the whole "ara ara" shtick – even if she didn't say it properly at all. "Oh fuck yeah, I can get my dick wet."
She can't even grasp the concept of a blowjob. She thought you were supposed to bite down because why else would you put something in your mouth? I told her to ride me instead and, some fucking how, she slapped me with her pipe-arm. Knocked me out for the night.
I asked her if she could remove it and she said she forgot how but she remembers sometimes. Bro.
She burns my lunch. She cracks the wooden floor with her heavy ass boot. She can't suck dick properly. One of you come and get her. I know one of you would be into this. Come get her and tell her she has "mommy" energy or something. Let's see how you like it.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:23:07
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>>51038630 (OP)
Youki is now my aunt, apparently
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:26:28
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>>51038678
>you're just a human why would you be a god?
What's stopping a human from being a god?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)07:33:21
>Utsuho Reiuji
>5 Daughter
Does this mean that I'm this anon's >>51038896 father?
She's cute so I don't mind, though I do wonder how will Satori react to her pet suddenly having a father and a retarded younger brother
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:32:45
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>>51038630 (OP)
>Byakuren Hijiri
>1-Mother
My dick is diamonds right now
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:33:22
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>>51038630 (OP)
>https://perchance.org/tohogen
Two Red Dots
>http://random.org/
3-Older Sister
>How do you fare in Gensokyo with your new family member?
badly
>How long does it take for your two to fuck?
never
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:52:51
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>>51038630 (OP)
>Daiyousei
>Daughter
Man, does this mean I mated with a fairy? Does this mean Daiyousei is, in theory, a human-fairy hybrid because of her mother and I's combined genes, or am I actually a male fairy? Are parent anons supposed to match their daughter's species as well?
I'll be honest, my feelings are uncertain. Having a daughter that's essentially immortal, but she likes hanging out with retarded forest midgets all the time... I'd try to keep an eye on her and love her unconditionally to the best of my ability, even if I may be unworthy of a parent's role.
>spoiler
I'm not interested in that sort of stuff with family, anon.But I couldn't bring myself to refuse if she offered me fairy paizuri. Forgive me Daiyousei's mother (and thus my lover), I am a weak-willed man and a terrible excuse for a father...
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:57:07
>>51038630 (OP)
>Flandre Scarlet
>Older sister
...
How the fuck does this even work??? /jp/, tell me.
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