/k/ — /meg/ Military Enlistment General

>>65216553
People said the same about Japan in the 80's. Your talking points are literally from the 20th century. How stale!

You do know you can just move to China by the way, right? I've heard obesity is actually a status symbol, so this will work in your favor.

>>65216562
Why do I need to pay for it? Is it because you're too broke? The dollar goes far in China, so build up some savings and then move over there and take part in the prosperous economy you are raving about

>>65216575
Ahh, so all the reason for you to move to China so you can start making good money! If gas, groceries, and medical insurance is soaking up 100% of your money, it sounds like you need to get a job and start hustling. You had a decade to save money and leave, but instead you spent it on 4chan getting dunked on my a literal sadist.

Wait wait wait, I just realized that I have not just buckbroken you, but I literally stripped you of an opportunity to forge a better life in another country. Holy shit, Robert, you really let me fuck you good.

>>65216586
Robert is a literal golem sucking the welfare teet of the US government with SSI.
If it wasn't for him being born here he would be either dead, a serial killer or a slave somewhere in the third world.
This guy has no future prospects in this country or any other country because he is a bum.

>>65216594
But he is so sure that the US is falling apart and China is full of prosperity and in alignment with his political beliefs! He should go where things are better rather than stay in a place that is worse.

Bad Runner at Fort Sill. To the guy asking last thread I was in last week, it's HOT. Oklahoma has schizophrenic weather so be prepared. Also, ask your DS to let you run the track on Sundays. It helps for the AFT a lot.

>>65216610
Stay hydrated and keep those socks dry, homie!

>>65216628
Yeah so literally just leave. Go to China and live it up. Give me some acceptable excuses for why you'd stay in America.

>>65216638
>you can't just move to China
I literally know a nigga that did. He bounced out of the Army and went to China, got a job, got some pussy, and is now living it up. Just like everything else, all you are bringing to this discussion is negativity and doubt. No wonder you haven't accomplished anything.

>>65216615
The powder they give you for keeping out athletes foot helps so much with blisters. Rub them on your feet before bed and you'll see them turn into calluses far quicker. Also, tighten your boots to the tightest you can make them to avoid issue.
And eat your fucking salt.
Eat. Your. Salt. A lot of the new battery that came in recently near to us fell out of their hammer because they were dehydrated

>>65216628
>>65216632
NTA, I do think the living standard is decreasing, look at 10-20 years compared to today, the economy was much better and there was more freedom in everything except gay nonsense, but obviously China has its own severe problems.

>>65216646
And Robert blew his shot when he snitched on himself. He could have been married to a beautiful Chinese woman and working a good job in a "cyberpunk" city, but instead he is chained to 4chan and stuck bitching about how life sucks because of the US military. He is the ultimate loser in this situation.

>>65216655
What powder is that?

Ok guys, return to on topic discussion.

>>65216659
Y'know I never bothered to actually read it. I think it's talcum powder. Stuffs good though.

>>65216675
Sounds right

Anybody here happen to be an Electronics Technician in the RAN or any navy for that matter? It seems like it'd be a good job but it has been a priority role forever. I'm worried I'll get overworked due to a shortage of said rate.

You're red on MEDPROS anon. What's your plan for going to dental?

>>65217394
Why are you spamming the same exact post from last thread here? >>65204712

>>65217457
Repeating a joke that only we servicemembers would get isn't the same as spamming. Are you just upset that you will never be able to say you are red on MEDPROS?

>>65217457
Because of the 5 servicemembers who frequent this thread i can almost guarantee 2 of them are red on medpros and it's a fun joke.

>>65217481
>>65217494
You are reposting the same unfunny joke that didn't get any replies.
Now that you got your (You) are you happy?

>>65217498
I will only be happy when you fix your MEDPROS at the next PHA

>>65217519
It will happen when you fix your BCD. So never.

>>65217524
You have the wrong guy. Robert lacks a sense of humor and wouldn't know what MEDPROS even is. He's kvetching in the other thread trying to keep it bumped in a vain attempt to let this one die so he can make his own thread anyways. Go over there if you want to pick a bone with the fat fuck.

she pros my meds until I red

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When was the first /meg/ thread anyways, feels like I stopped browsing /k/ for a bit then hiroshimoot bought it and now this is always near the top of /k/ despite it being a fairly ded fucking board.

Can we kill Robert?

Also, when I went to MEPS I took a little cyber test after I took my PiCAT verification test. Am I locked into cyber related roles, or could I go into other things? I only kinda recently started thinking about intel.

>>65217541
First thread was made right before D-Day in 2015. /meg/ celebrated it's 12th year 2 days ago, and Robert wept

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/26065443/#q26065443

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>>65217547
Fascinating

I don't know who Roberts is

What do you guys even talk about scamming for disability? Every vet I know is simultaneously proud of how much money they make off disability while also working fulltime. Also every single person I've met from the Navy is a lunatic even if some of them are a little more low key.

>>65217556
Depends on the day. We have a resident schizo who likes to blame Israel for why he is fat and gay, but otherwise you can just ask about different jobs, bases, or other dumb shit. It's an open forum with no rules, which goes both ways.

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>>65217575
Again, I think you're going to have a hard time convincing anyone that Israeli hate is inorganic. Even a bunch of boomers at my work are starting to get, well frankly not at the stage where they're talking bad about Israel but just not talking about them because Israel's name is mud. All the zoomers fucking DESPISE Israel and all the vets there do too and will go on long rants about Iran and Afghanistan. The only upside is we have job security because Trump is retarded I guess.

>>65217586
It's not the hatred of Israelis that is inorganic; it is the obsessive and repetitive posting of the same small list of talking points, the same whining behavior, and the fact that the nigga literally doxxed himself on multiple occasions over multiple years, verifying that he continues to come here.

Isn't it rather odd for a stranger to walk into a thread like this and try to insist that the proven thread schizo isn't real? You seem to know a little too much about this guy's posting patterns to be a stranger, which is exactly what gives you away, Robert.

>>65217599
What list of points?

>>65217605
>asking stupid and simple questions to pretend he wasn't already found out
Robert, all you're doing is sliding your own talking points when you do this. Never feed the troll!

>>65217609
So you can't answer. Got it

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>>65217599
I'm not dying for Israel is a common catch phrase popularized on /pol/ after a rush of draft related and Middle Eastern focused warmongering hit the web and a bunch of news articles about it hit a few years ago. Continued by Trump's fellating of Bibi and even more draftmongering. You're trying to ascribe a meme to one person, but "I'm not dying for Israel" is a zoomer and millennial meme that has breached both conservative and liberal spaces. It's even breached normie sties like Know Your Meme as of a literal year ago.

>>65217621
Fr. This thread is in legit denial if they think only ONE person in the ENTIRETY of 4chan has Israel criticisms

>>65217621
I can absolutely ascribe it to one person because how many different people from /pol/ do you think are coming to /meg/ and spending day in day out doing this shit?

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/32201702/#q32201702

Take a look at a thread from 2016 calling Robert out (back before we knew for certain it was just one guy).

You truly can try your best, but what exactly is the goal of convincing everyone here that Robert is gone? It would mean that Robert conceded defeat and surrendered to /meg/. It would mean that the most autistic israel hater bent the knee. This narrative doesn't do anything more for Robert than him being the infamous troll.

Even if somebody else wanted to preach this message, they would be labeled Robert and so all of the negative things Robert has done would be ascribed to this other person. Robert fucked over anyone else who wants to use his talking points.

>>65217628
>how many
Not that many, making a shitpost takes 5 seconds.

>convincing
Convincing people of what I came here for Ukraine War updates and I'm fucking bored posting in multiple threads and you're lolcowing enough to get me to keep posting

>>65217634
Making a shitpost takes 5 seconds, but making a reputation for shitposting took Robert 5 years. I think it was around 2021 that people started suggesting that it all might really just be one guy, and oh boy the reaction to that suggestion all but confirmed the suspicion. Then when he doxxed himself multiple times... man, the guy really was born to be a lolcow.

>>65217628
Cool link, very interesting how the range of discussion is pretty much the same. Robert really has been at this for a very long time.
Kind of unbelievable he's been trolling one thread for 10 years.

>>65217628
Okay, let's play devil's advocate, and say Robert is on this thread now. It's still ridiculous to think only one person in this thread has Israel criticisms. As >>65217621 said, it's widespread. To think it's one person is seriously delusional.

>>65217642
I'm learning very deep lore about this person who may or may not be here. He could be you. He could be me. He could even be dead or doing something else like masturbating.

Still not dying for Israel and it's depressing how fast we forgot about Epstein tho

>>65217649
not him but I hate Robert way more than I hate israel. Robert is a 5th columnist commie.

>>65217648
He isn't dedicated to this one thread. He has happily bragged that he has been on this site for 20 years and shitposts "for fun". Imagine spending 20 years coming to this site every day and spending that time miserable, unhappy, and angry as you argue with strangers on the internet. Doubly so when the mods snipe you on sight, so everything you post just gets deleted.

If Robert's oppositional defiance disorder was cured, he might have snapped out of his years-long hate addiction and done something with his life. Instead... well, we see exactly what he did: nothing.

Trust me, it took years for us to come to the conclusion as well, but it really is just one fucking guy who spends all day every day shitposting. You claim we lack sense, but you just lack imagination. People like Robert exist and it's the saddest thing in the world for a grown man to devolve into a gremlin like him.

>>65217651
He claims to be a communist but he is actually a national syndicalist. He got BTFO'd too many times trying to defend his actual political beliefs, so he instead pretends to be something else because we hurt his feefees too much.

>>65217651
That's genuinely retarded. As much of a psychopathic loser welfare queen he is, he's just one guy. Robert didn't run a pedo blackmail ring for decades. Robert didn't raise my gas prices. And his welfare payments are a fraction of a percent of what Israel gets from the taxpayer.

>>65217666
>syndicalist
Syndicalist, strasserist, nazi, what ever the fuck. He behaves like a commie and is an embarassment to whatever belief system he chooses to represent.

>>65217675
Robert being a lesser evil doesn't change the fact that there is an entire board where we can openly discuss what you just outlined but for some reason Robert feels compelled to air his frustrations out here. My prevailing theory is that Robert wants attention from human beings and he knows /pol/ is filled with bots and shills, but he hasn't yet connected the dots that maybe what he believes was influenced by the same bots and shills he doesn't want to have conversations with.

>>65217680
>He [...] is an embarassment to whatever belief system he chooses to represent
Yep, which is why he unwittingly torpedoed any and all discussion that can be had in these threads about his favorite talking points. Nobody can bring up muh jooz without being called Robert, and then the rest of the thread is just people making fun of Robert, instead of ranting about the Jews. Funny, right? It reminds me of Kaitlyn Bennet, the girl who shat herself at a party, who cannot go anywhere without people making fun of her for shitting herself.

>>65217628
>Even if somebody else wanted to preach this message, they would be labeled Robert and so all of the negative things Robert has done would be ascribed to this other person. Robert fucked over anyone else who wants to use his talking points.
This just seems like a flimsy excuse for this thought-terminating cliche. It's obvious to anyone with common sense that there is more than one person that has a negative view of the military. Unless you're completely isolated from the political sphere and popular opinions, I can't see how anyone would think it's just one person. Hell, just look at any other board

>/mewg/ - Military Enlistment and Witchunts General

>>65217691
See >>65217699

>>65217699
Nigger, how many times do you have to repeat "hurr durr more dan one person hates duh miwitawy" as if that is what is being argued? You aren't getting anywhere with this. Everybody knows who you are Robert, and your attempt to slide this thread for the second time today is a failure.

Why don't you just go ahead and share the picture you wanted to post as the OP, because you are NEVER going to be given the chance to post a /meg/ thread again.

>>65217702
>Nigger, how many times do you have to repeat "hurr durr more dan one person hates duh miwitawy"
As long as schizos/shills keep thinking only one person in the entirely of 4chan has criticisms of military. It's genuinely insane.

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>>65217702
Considering 75% of the posts are about this "Robert" fellow I don't think that's true, I think if he's real he's winning. Don't feed the trolls

>>65217699
It would be different if it literally wasn't the same handful of (often off topic) talking points clogging up the thread.
The 2016 /meg/ thread linked earlier is pretty damning evidence that nothing has really changed in 10 years except there are way less regular users now.