/k/ — /ak/ thread- dorks edition

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>extended family visiting for summer
>no guest house
>facilities scarce
>have to wait for shower
>aunt steps out after bathing six-year-old cousin
>goes back inside but doesn't close the door
>guess she only forgot to grab something
>must not be undressing right now
>so it should be OK to enter
>might even help auntie find whatever she's looking for like a good nephew
>but still in the hallway is her daughter
>who happens to have a smirk and slightly tilted head
>probably thinks it's funny to be in the way, I hate childr-
>she unwraps herself
>arms spread like wings
>brunette hair spilling down to shoulders
>pale body contrast against dark towel and flaunted with a hip swing
>then the little girl covered herself again
>but continued leering with those hazel eyes

>>65235204
Shut the fuck up, pedo scum.

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>>65235204
Thought this was gonna be some wholesome aunt fucking, face the wall degenerate.

>>65235204
I was gonna just lecture you on the biblical case against auntfucking. Now I am determined to put you down before you bring harm to this child, you fucking lolicon degenerate.

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>>65235204
I really hope you get arrested

>>65235204
the aunt-fucker has become the cousin-molester

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Guys
GUYS
ive been invited to a strip club by uncles.
Should I go to the strip club with my uncles?
>>65235204
Uhhhhhhhhhh
What a start to the thread...

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>>65235204

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>>65235237
You don’t want to get stuck in the trap of financially supporting women who aren’t your wife, anon. You will be trapped in an eternal cycle of simphood; constantly chasing a woman who can never be yours. This isn’t a guilt you wish to bear, believe me. Remember, “A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot produce good fruit.”

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>>65235204
I hope you're making that up

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>>65235204

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>>65235250
I am 100% sure that i am sound enough of mind that I wont be addicted to throwing money at naked women.
I almost want to go just to make you a bit miffed t.b.h.

>>65235237
>Wanting to sit between a couple old men while watching what is effectively public porn
Sounds pretty gay desu senpai

>>65235259
Do what you want, I can’t stop you. I’m just warning you of the dangers of getting involved with loose women.

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>>65235265
I think you're over thinking the danger of strippers upon us nerdy anime fans.
>>65235262
Its 2 of my uncles and 2 of their friends going, celebrating 10 years of his friends successful mobile detailing and power wash business. But yeah, being in a crowd of dudes with boners staring at a girl doesnt sound so appealing when I put it in my minds eye...

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>>65235204
I hope you resist arrest and one of my coworkers fucking kill you
>>65235237
Yes idiot go with them
It’s genuinely good social practice. You’ll probably have 1-2 girls who try to engage aggressively because they know most of their clients are desperate old fucks. If you don’t engage them too much eventually someone else will try another tack and speak to you somewhat normally

>>65235286
Please note Yukari kisses strippers so do NOT take his advice, he's already been seduced by the filthy degenerates.

>>65235259
Strip joints are depressing, gross, generally unpleasant places to go. It's your money, do whatever, but unless you like throwing back supremely overpriced drinks while women more cynical than actual hookers try to get you to give them money you're not gonna have a good time.

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o-o-OH! Hi! /ak/

>>65235296
This image makes me want to beat her half to death, get the fuck away from me bitch

>>65235307
Damn who pissed in your monster energy?

>>65235318
No one, but i have run out of alcohol which im not particularly pleased about.

>>65235331
I have a beer in my fridge anon...do you want to it?

>>65235193 (OP)
Why does it have four ears?

>>65235331
Drinking is bad for you, especially if its making you this upset at its absence.

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>>65235204
THE LIMITS OF THE THREEAAAAADD

>>65235331
IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

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I decided not to go to the strip club, im just gonna process some .38 spc while the magnificent kotobuki plays in the background

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>>65235448
>I decided not to go to the strip club
thats good

A white monster for a white monster

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>>65235448
Proud of you lad, way better ways to spend money

>>65235448
Based, you’ve redeemed this thread

>>65235448
>I decided not to go to the strip club
That shouldn't have even been a decision to deliberate over wtf

>>65235204
Why the fuck would you post this keklmao

>>65235549
Criminals long to be discovered

>>65235550
Whats up with that anyways? I remember when mimdhunters dropped it talked about ed kemper actually turning himself in because the cops were taking too long or something. Do they just want to see the shock on everyones faces when they're finally arrested and be treated as some kind of freak celebrity or what

>>65235354
better hearing

>>65235204
go take a gun and shove it so far up your pedo ass it comes out your ears you retard

>>65235296
i can quite literally smell the tranny off of you. not a good thing

>>65235448
10/10 better decision

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>>65235331
HONEY
YEAST
TIME
you can do it anon, break free from the ATF, the FDA, and all who would deny you the nectar of the gods.

>>65235597
based and homemade mead pilled

>>65235204
How does your aunt feel about your mother? Does your aunt feel resentment towards your mother for raising you to become this?

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Repair dorks

>>65235699
I refuse to play this game because of yuri faggotry

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>>65235711
Fair. It's a fun game aside from the faggotry. I just like robot chicks.

>>65235711
Yuri is based

>>65235723
I knew you didn't kill yourself

can't I just reprogram them to make them straight?

>>65235699
>>65235720
Have any of you anons actually paid into GFL or do you just grind away? I've never played it so is it possible to grind into whatever you want from the game? And how does lore lore and characters work? Can you replay old missions or if you join now you are shit out from previous stories?

>>65235755
bro...that's a different game. It's not a gacha

>>65235731
I don't know who you are or think I am

>>65235757
Oh ok, so it's like a regular tactical game but for mobile?

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>>65235765
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1262350/SIGNALIS/
>>65235762
yeah sure jeff

>>65235768
Oh hey, I have that for my switch but I've never played it. Honestly I hardly ever play my switch too.

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>>65235699
What would you do if a dorkbot flashed you her internal components

>>65235768
Who the hell is Jeff