/lgbt/ — /mtfg/ - bread baking edition

>>43871428 (OP)
>qott
every week duh

Kaylee06/10/26(Wed)23:32:37No.43871485

>>43871428 (OP)
Heil Hitler

Anonymous06/10/26(Wed)23:41:16No.43871572

Can I feel your sissy boobies please?

kotakins06/10/26(Wed)23:46:55No.43871612

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great googly moogly

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mogged

why are aussie accents sooooo fuckin hot but british accents sound so ugly and yucky?

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)00:28:29No.43872013

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Maybe if i play MTG and WH40K again i'll feel like a real tranny and a real human being rather than some retarded monster in between
>>43871428 (OP)
Im fucking awful at baking. I try to make brownies or cookies but i'l inevitably fail and cry and need my boyfroend to console me

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)00:32:05No.43872043

I need to buy more alcohol.
>>43871673
Their accents sound a little bit more american to me.
>>43871612
Ouugghh
>>43871572
Yeah sure I need to feel humiliated today

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)01:01:17No.43872337

>>43872043
You sound fat, no thanks

>>43871673
Come to think of it, I haven't heard a br*t*sh tranny faggcent talk. The idea alone though sounds truly horrifying. What a disaster combination for ones ears

punished umaruchan!!9dCyHba5Iu506/11/26(Thu)01:08:48No.43872413

>>43871673
like steve irwin kinda aussie or...?

>>43871673
JRIMB EWN DA BAH BEE

EH DINGAH ET MA BAYB HEE

no because I eat bread faster than any other substance on god's green earth so I will become a morbidly obese abominable troon-orb if I learn to bake

>>43871428 (OP)
I suck ar baking

>>43871673
aussieboymoders need more love nona…

>>43872013
Sound cute, probably look cute too
Let me know if the boyfriend doesn’t work out and I’ll start sending you cardkingdom gift cards
>>43872337
hnvgggg
>>43872511
haha noooo, learn to bake it’d be good for you Nona haha…. Cookies and cakes perhaps? Maybe deserts…

lia get in here and defend your boyfriends uggo voice

>>43872580
I eat pastries JUST as fast

A.G.P. pilot "naz" Nullifier!!HqVTWnzcp0A06/11/26(Thu)01:39:18No.43872675

>>43871428 (OP)
>QOTT
not anymore :<

>>43871428 (OP)
I bake things often yeah. It's my favorite way to cook

It's based to be an assertive and somewhat masculine acting tranny if you pass completely

>>43872841
>it's based...if you pass completely
this is true of anything else you could've said in between

>>43872923
well it's also based because being confident being yourself and not giving a shit what other people think of you by being masculine as a tranny

>>43872937
im saying if you pass completely you can do whatever the fuck you want and wouldn't that be DFUCKING NICE

>>43872951
yeah u_u

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:09:14No.43872976

Anyone got a good cinnamon bread recipe I wanna stuff my boyfriend's face with something

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:45:12No.43873394

>>43872976
You aren't a woman, look in the mirror.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:46:17No.43873404

>>43873394
who's this cutie lookin back at me?

>>43872976
bread or rolls?

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:47:41No.43873421

>>43872580
We're open if you dont mind dating a whore

have you tried locking in?

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:48:49No.43873439

>>43873404
Kek, if you tell yourself something enough you'll start believing it. Look past your own self satisfying lies and be honest. You're a male freak. Look in your pants lmao.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:48:50No.43873440

>>43873405
LOAF

>>43873440
don't know then

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:53:08No.43873486

>>43873464
>:(

>>43873486
just make a bread normally and add in a ton of cinnamon? or when you roll it up make a paste out of cinnamon, icing sugar, and either butter or a little water

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:55:27No.43873516

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im drinking again

i REALLY wanna play magic. Theres a store not to far from me that hosts paper magic but maybe ill just put together a commander. I HATE COMMANDER 60 CARD IS SO GOOD

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)02:56:27No.43873531

>>43873516
pauper*

>>43873516
the very idea of card games like that makes me sad for humanity

>>43873516
real cis female thoughts and hobby btw, not an autistic male nerd at all.

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)03:10:42No.43873684

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>>43873559
Im not cis anyway, hon

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>>43871428 (OP)
>qott
i have baked banana bread a few times, and that's always turned out good, but i don't know how much that counts.. i want to cook more in general, i kind of have to so i can gain weight

this manga i've been reading is very good so far, it's funny, cute, and is providing a lot of relatable things. i always enjoy manga when i make myself actually read it, it's just getting to that point that's hard

>>43873684
just saying hon you are real female just like cis females such a real female couldn't tell at all it was a autistic male nerd or a real cis female ya know? so fem not a fetish for you in any way

im really happy i had my first appointment today and got my informed consent form and hopefully ill be able to actually start hrt within the next 2 weeks

>>43874110
why would you start now, this is the worst time for troons

>>43874116
i decided the alternative to not transitioning is worse

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)04:38:55No.43874282

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>>43874088
what is this youre trying to start lol
we're all trannies here. real fake whatever shit don't fuckin matter here

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)04:40:23No.43874290

>>43874116
>>43874133
yah idk why i trooned out last year but shit felt right
im just hopemaxxing that the CIA and FBI want this shit in america done n over with so they can address tha real terrorists
and bigots have always existed im.just convincing myself i can fix them by being nice

>>43874290
hope springs eternal and dysphoria hurts more than dirty looks

I have an issue where I am afraid of/have a mental block with men. My old therapist ai couldn't open up at all to. Part of it was probably because he was a man. My current therapist it's just effortless and was able to tell her anything right off the bat.

>>43873440
worried. theory true

>>43874340
explain

nobody!!JOElKl6pKk706/11/26(Thu)04:54:39No.43874375

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>>43871428 (OP)
i used to bake little pies pretty often, back when i lived with my family

it's been about 3 years, maybe i should try it again

>>43874375
please buy a tin

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this is a really old picture but a friend said I should wear maxi skirts more often, because they would suit me (tall and slim). Idk what do you think? Obviously very basic outfit I know.
I usually prefer flared skirts above knee length to add hip flare and show off my legs

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)06:08:25No.43874773

>>43874493
very pretty. knows how to dress more than I do.

Kaylee06/11/26(Thu)06:11:16No.43874795

>>43873684
Niggers are best left hanging around

Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)06:21:32No.43874849

>>43874795
Idk what you mean by this


But i've definitely drank too much and still going

>>43874493
looks very sweet

Kaylee, written in Arabic06/11/26(Thu)06:35:27No.43874925

>>43874849
Based