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/lgbt/ — red, yellow, or green?
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red, yellow, or green?Anonymous
06/15/26(Mon)02:44:34
06/15/26(Mon)02:44:34File: 360_F_378681265_srpip6WrC6P710FqK0eqQT2rZdRtwe5f.jpg (30 KB, 650x360)
RED BUTTON: you become a trans man and die if you take any HRT or sex change. Your dysphoria is severe to the point of roping and can only be alleviated if you date a man who has ALL and ONLY of the follow characteristics,
a) Voted for Donald Trump 3 times
b) repressed homosexual bottom who loves ONLY BLACK cis gay males
you can choose whether or not to date, marry, etc. this man but if you do, your dysphoria disappears. It will re-appear if you break up with him and if you die. Cheating on him will invalidate the relationship. Monogamous.
YELLOW BUTTON: you become the man described that would alleviate red buttoners' dysphoria if dated by red buttoners and you have ALL of the two characteristics listed for the red button man. but, unlike the that man, you have the follow additional buffs
1) have severe unchanging blisters on your asshole that gives you 8/10 pain when touched
2) have to eat a big mac for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner and experience all the health effects.
3) you're a midget
GREEN BUTTON: you become a MtF repressor and are never allowed to transition. but you can go to a hyper-realistic dream world where it feels 100% like real life yet its only for 1 minute per day and in there you are a fully passing woman of your choosing. however, every 6th usage of this hyper-realistic dream world, a coin flip is tossed and the based on the chances, the RED or YELLOW button is pressed on your behalf so you get a 50/50 chance if you experience either or BUT, you experience the RED and YELLOW experience for in what feels like 872 YEAR(s) OF TIME. but really, 17 seconds have only passed in the real world. after this, your hyper-realistic dream world usage resets but the same rule applies, when the 6th usage comes you are back to 872 YEARS of living as if you pressed the RED or YELLOW until you return back to the real world.
You have to click a button or else you fart to death for a MILLION YEARS in severe 10/10 pain. There's only one right answer.
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Anonymous
06/15/26(Mon)02:50:12
06/15/26(Mon)02:50:12wordy one this go around also what the fuck even is the point of the green button if I'm just getting railroaded anyways
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)02:58:58
06/15/26(Mon)02:58:58>>43912252
wouldn't you want to wait to feel what the Yellow Button and Red Button reality is like ...
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)03:16:06
06/15/26(Mon)03:16:06>>43912474
but you'd be a dysphoric trans man and have the desire to kill yourself unless you date a chud who wants BBC and won't ever touch you. and you have to stay with him or else you'll rope because you are dysphoric as a trans man. are you sure, Nona?
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Anonymous
06/15/26(Mon)03:19:07
06/15/26(Mon)03:19:07>>43912489
I'll take it. I like chuds anyway and I get to have a cis-passing female anatomy.
>won't ever touch you
I wouldn't be so sure about that :3
besides, as cisfoid I'd need it less anyway and if he cuddles me that's good.
>Nona
i wish, lol
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)03:23:53
06/15/26(Mon)03:23:53>>43912508
he likes men with big fat black cock who will ravage his bussy. he's only fucking with you because he wants to "keep up appearances." He won't touch you. You'll have seperate beds.
>as cisfoid I'd need it less anyway
??? huh need it less
also dumbass, you're not a cisfoid, you're a trans man who cannot transition ... that's not cis or being a foid.
???
very dumb, honestly I ban you personally from pressing any button.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)05:53:53
>>43912228 (OP)
>your dysphoria comes back if you die
whuh
setting aside the implications of being a dysphoric corpse forever, I'd pick red. taking them into accound, yellow
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Anonymous
06/15/26(Mon)05:57:58
06/15/26(Mon)05:57:58Yellow obviously
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)06:18:57
I'm already a black guy, so option one is what, date a chud who likes how I look but doesn't want to fuck me because I'm not cis? I've done the former before. While I wouldn't relish it, it seems easier than the rest of this bullshit. I'm assuming the opioids I'm on for already having horrifying chronic pain wouldn't work on this permanent herpes outbreak in option 2.
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Anonymous
06/15/26(Mon)14:49:15
06/15/26(Mon)14:49:15>>43912228 (OP)
anyone who presses anything other than yellow is a midwit with suicidal empathy
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)15:07:39
06/15/26(Mon)15:07:39>>43915925
living as a Trump supporting mdiget who needs raceplay black cock up his ass even though it hurts so bad to get fucked and has to eat 3 Big macs everyday is better than being trans.
Reveals a lot.
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