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I want people who say "y'all" killed.

>>25333425 (OP)
I knew a kid in elementary school who cut his penis with a pocket knife and used the blood as lubricant to masturbate. He showed me in the bathroom once.

>>25333431
Fag

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>>25333431
The thread just started anon...

Every day I wake up and think "I'm an adult. I can go get fast food whenever I want. I can afford it. But I have leftovers in the fridge, and I should be an adult, and not go get fast food." And then sometimes I get fast food and sometimes I don't.

>>25333438
I'm not homosexual. In fact, I'm heterosexual. I love tits, pussy, clit, vag, queefs, pussy juice, pee, tit milk, etc.

>>25333440
The memory came to me just as the previous thread ended.

>>25333446
Nah, you watched a dude masturbate. Thus, I don't believe (You)

>>25333441
If you posted a tranime pic with that blogpost you could be a great /v/ poster

I love sugar.
I need to stop eating sugar.
Even nicotine is better than sugar.

>>25333425 (OP)
I wish I still enjoyed playing/writing music.
I miss when I believed my friends were actually my friends.
Even my family has become insufferable to be around.
I wish I had the energy and attention span to read more but I'm only averaging maybe 30-50 pages a day at best.
I'm too tired to hike today but hopefully tomorrow because at least it will kill half of another stupid fucking day.

>>25333457
If you don't believe me, then how can I believe you that you don't believe me? The world runs on trust and cooperation.

>>25333483
Watching another guy jerk off is GAY anon...

>>25333425 (OP)
I was just diagnosed with diabetes. I feel like such a fucking loser.

>>25333494
All you had to do was stop drinking soda pop but NOOOOOOOO

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>>25333457
>>25333488
nta but I assume it went something like this. except with more sadomasochism.

>>25333505
Anon could have simply walked away or turned his head. He MADE THE CHOICE to watch, which is ghey.

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>>25333502
You're wrong; I don't really like soda. It was the krapfen.

>>25333494
Just have good genetics bro

>>25333494
just looksmaxx bro

>>25333425 (OP)
After the revolution is before the revolution, and the last revolution was in 1968. I didn't care how 'lib' or 'revolutionnary' you are, at the end of the day, you're just engaging in a slightly modified version of the boomer culture. Who's with me to start a whole new, secret revolutionary idea? Never mind, the Western cattle is too wealthy and poisoned by luxury. The older generations have pampered us so that we never question the given order and now rebelling looks like too much goodies to give in to. I have no hopes in a revolution.

>>25333513
Germans really do be eating shit like this and then posting le fat muttmerican memes at the same time.

>>25333510
I was like 10 at the time. I did gay things like getting naked with my friends and getting my penis kissed, but that's childhood things.

>>25333525
the shittiest german food is better than the best american food.

>>25333528
Didn't ask, Üter Zörker.

One of the big reasons I gave up on anime and manga is because seeing all the attractive happy young people they depict made me insanely depressed. Everyone's always flawless and moving forward in life while I'm stuck here aging and miserable and lonely

Again, no idea who the fuck you are.

>>25333569
First name is Subaru. Not telling my last name.

You are so gay.

>>25333562
I stopped watching anime because I grew up and realized that it's extremely fucking shallow, pureile and embarrassingly goofy.

Being exposed to the obsessive, unwashed masses of 4chan didn't help much either.

>>25333569
What do you mean?

how'd you get so big?

>>25333425 (OP)
All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

>>25333569
Oh good, was a little worried there

Anyone honest will admit that eating meat is morally indefensible, and that the strongest argument for eating meat is "it tastes good." This should be obvious to any thinking person.

>>25333523
>You just wake up one day and start a revolution, its that easy!

>>25333620
Eating too much food.

>>25333638
> Just stand for the existing order or at least tolerate it, it's that easy!
No it's not.

>>25333661
alright, start your little club. You will still need to wait for food to start running out or sabotage the slop mill yourself. Until then people will eek by. People in general just cant be bothered with violence, its a hassle.

I'm starting a communist libertine book club and were going to run a little coffee shop together in Vermont
The revolution won't be televised

I've noticed that people approach me more when I act human.

>>25333693
I wonder why.

Jumping into the pool and swimming for two hours while forgetting you had your cellphone in your pocket the whole time is one hell of a way to discover that your phone is actually waterproof.

>>25333680
Libertinage is incongruent with the tenants of Communism.

There really isn't much to do in this era, just consume garbage products and try not to die from diabetes or cancer. Boring if you ask me.

>>25333676
Your reply is dumb as fuck, the revolution of the 68 wasn't violent either dumb fuck. But I'm bored and the now society soucis, let's have another one?

>>25333707
There's literally a major European war going on right now that you could go volunteer to fight in.

>>25333713
What happened in 68 was just civil unrest and protests. You are the dumb fuck for using the word revolution in the first place

>>25333707
What did you do in the last era?
>>25333714
Im treating this life as a vacation but as usual i have to make an effort to enjoy it properly

theres so much porn to watch and jerk off to
life's fun

>>25333723
>I'm a lazy slob, I don't wanna do anything!
Enjoy hell I guess.

>>25333730
Lol, youre a nutbag

I have one of the most severe cases of normie fatigue known to mankind.

>>25333715
"They were a strict, ruthless generation who abused their many sons and daugthers as field slaves or sold them as indentured servants for profit."
This is how most of my relatives portray the generation of my great-grandparents, the generation that in 1968 was against the revolution and for the mantainment of the old order.
People have written less bad about the ancient feudal masters.
1968 was a revolution that ended with the old order.

Thinking of having sex with a prostitute, but I am not sure. I've never actually had sex, and I don't think it's a big deal, but I've been very horny lately. I don't know why I can't bring myself to just have casual sex, or meet somebody romantically. I am not ugly, I've had people approach me with that intent, but I was always too shy and autistic to reciprocate, even when I was attracted to them. I've had people message me on dating apps, but I never talk to them, I don't know why. It's as if I was pathologically shy or afraid of love and sex, while with a prostitute, it would just be business. But who know, maybe it's just that I am too horny right now.

I don’t care what you give me, i just don’t want the usual

>>25333747
Revolution NOW

>>25333744
My grandmother was a farmer who raised three kids on her own. Started out as a slave basically when she was a child, ended up as a pioneer of chicken farming in my country and well off, left her kids with a house -gave rest away. Wouldnt have anything to do with your rebel rousing i believe

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