/mlp/ — Nightly Twilight Thread

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>>43222107 (OP)

>>43222107 (OP)
>Recent greens:
>Poetry:
>Art:
Great idea, OP.

>>43222251
Agreed! Putting OC front and center is always a good move.

Anonymous05/05/26(Tue)17:45:04No.43222347

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>>43222251
>>43222268
Thanks, people said they liked it last thread so I'll continue doing it. Feel free to share anything else you have to say about the OP.

>>43222526
Quite strict rules.

>>43222612
Don't be fooled, that's not actually Twilight. She'd be much more understanding.

>>43222347

>You stare at Twilight's latest checklist.
>It was the third one today.
>You check the clock.
>Still morning.
>Guess she's feeling relaxed today.
>You scratch your chin, tilting your head while you think.
"I'm... not doing that, Twi."
>"What!?!"
"Look, Twilight. I might joke around about being a faggot, but I'm not actually gay."
>She looks genuinely hurt by that.
>Shit, you probably should have realized she would struggle to tell when you were jokimg.
>Her lips quiver and her eyes start to sparkle (heh).
>Panic fills your mind while you try to think of something to say.
>Her sniffle drags you towards her.
>You get down on one knee and rest your hand on her shoulder.
>Gently, you rub up and down her neck.
"Twilight? What's wrong?"
>"Sorry. It's just..."
>She takes a deep breath and looks up at you.
>"It's just that you looked so upset."
>Whoops.
>You give yourself an internal smack.
>Resting bitch face got you again.
"I'm not upset, Twi."
>"You're not?"
>You nod.
>"Oh."
>She sniffles again.
>She paws at the ground in embarrassment.
>"I... I wanted to make you laugh."
"Huh?"
>Her ears flick back.
>"It was a joke, Anon. The checklist, I mean."
>Oh.
>That makes sense.
>It was kind of a weird checklist.
>"Figures I would mess it up."
>You have to strain your ears to catch what she mumbles out.
>Geez, this mare is a little too self-conscious.
>You cup her cheek and guide her head up.
"That's on me, I wasn't expecting you to make a joke like that."
>She doesn't really believe you, but she is listening.
>You reach over and grab the checklist, waving it around.
"Really, it's absurd. I mean, THE Twilight Sparkle, making a checklist to... suck dick? I definitely should have noticed."
>She giggles.
>You tap the checklist.
"She would never be so uncouth."
>The blush is back, but she's smiling.
>Happy embarrassment is fine.
>You turn around and sit down.
>Your arm snakes around and pulls Twilight into you.
>Checklist in one hand, pony in the other.
>You briefly look at the checklist.
>You look back at Twilight.
"Of course, Twilight's the smartest mare I know."
>The blush deepens.
"So if she thinks something should happen... well, she must have a point."
>She snorts and moves to speak but you cut her off.
"Besides, together we can do anything."
>You look back at the checklist.
"Let's see... four items, so we can split it in half. I'm pretty good at being a fag, and I never deliver so I'll do those two."
>You look back at her and throw the checklist to the side.
>Her blush hasn't gone away.
>In fact, it seems to have gotten deeper.
>Your finger slowly rises.
"Which leaves you being OP."
>Shouldn't be hard for her.
>Your finger boops her nose.
"And sucking dicks."
>She's got an embarrassed grin and a deep purple face.
>More so than usual.
>You look away before it counts as staring.
>Maybe that was too far.
>She chuffs and shakes herself off.
>It jostles your hand, and you pull it back.

>>43223043

>Her telekinetic grip pulls it right back to where it was.
>"You're impossible, Anon."
"I prefer irresistible, but continue."
>She nuzzles into you.
>"For the record, I think you deliver plenty."
>It's a small compliment, but it still makes you blush.
"Well yo-"
>"Just take the compliment, Anon."
"Uh... thanks, Twilight."
>The two of you sit there for while.
>Just enjoying each others presence.
>She stills.
>You've gotten used to a few of her tells.
>She's trying to think something through right now.
>Formulate a sentence.
>You wait for her to finish.
>Slowly, she works up the courage to talk.
>She tentatively picks up the checklist with her magic, floating it in front of you two.
>She brings a quill and some ink too.
>"I don't know about sucking dicks. It isn't something I've ever really wanted to do."
>Despite yourself, you feel a pang of despair at that sentence.
>She quickly gets your attention again.
>"But..."
>She crosses off the s at the end of dicks.
>Your heart is in your throat.
>You look at her.
>Her eyes are lidded as she stares at you.
>"There is one dick I wouldn't mind sucking."
>Oh.

Anonymous05/06/26(Wed)00:42:09No.43223175

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>>43223043
>>43223047
wew, thanks Anon, it's quite funny.

>>43223043
>>43223047
Based writefren

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>>43223043
>>43223047
Kek, good one. Of course if it's for the checklist, she'd do it and be proud of it too.

>>43223047
I KNEEL

>>43224151
H-How is that possible?!

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>>43224360
Friend is Magic™, Anon!

>>43224360
Super fertility spell.

>>43225225
What causes this behavior?

>>43225225
Sorry those stretching rubber legs ruin all the appeal.

>>43225225
>people actually like this faggot's "art"
Grim.

>>43225225
Brim.

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>>43223652
Good, fat fuck needed a diet anyways.

>>43225646
Be nice to the pony.

>>43225646
Twiggy Piggy

>>43225646
Local Hayburger will never go out of business as long as Twi stays in Ponyville.

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>>43225646
Is it wrong that I find it kinda hot when Twilight overeats, causing her belly to swell up like a balloon?

>>43226048
>matchattea
OH NONONO

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>>43226759

>>43226759
Did Anon become Jesus and found Christianity in Equestria?

>>43226788
>Did Anon become Jesus
That implies that the griffons had him crucified.

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>>43222107 (OP)
RETURN THE CAPSTONES TO THE PYRAMIDS!
AND FIX THE GODDAMNED SPHINX IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!!
TWILIGHT!!

Anonymous05/07/26(Thu)23:33:11No.43227069

>>43227062
Dear random citizen,
No.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
:)

Anonymous05/07/26(Thu)23:33:51No.43227070

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>>43227062
>RETURN THE CAPSTONES TO THE PYRAMIDS!
>AND FIX THE GODDAMNED SPHINX IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!! TWILIGHT!!
Umm, that's interesting... but I don't think Twilight can help (You). She's in Equestria, not Earth.

>>43227070
>he hasn't been invited to twilight sparkle's earth parties where she lets guests feed her hay and pet her
You're missing out.

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>>43227069
>>43227070
Ohhh... I gotta do everything myself...

>>43227070
I saw Twilight Sparkle at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
>>43227074
That's not today?!

>>43226806
Man, I hate those damn long-beaked griffons.

>>43227246
>Man, I hate those damn long-beaked griffons.
Me too!

>>43226806
>And on the third day he rose from the grave
>Out of pure spite.
>Just so he could call those long beaked kikes a nigger at their faces

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>>43222107 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gChrWEJNE

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>>43227414
>Dillon The Hacker
.Okay.

Anonymous05/08/26(Fri)07:09:04No.43227583

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>>43222107 (OP)
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>>43227414
Ponies?

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>>43227893
The hottest unicorn mares are usually the most dangerous

>>43227893
Edgelight