/mlp/ — Floor Board and (NEETs)

She looks really into it here.
https://twibooru.org/3594665?q=oc%3Afloor+bored

>>43251412 (OP)
I want to hold her hooves with my hooves. I love neet mares.

>>43251416
>Straight mane floorb
I.. don't know how I feel about it? Guess that implies she got a shower and is likely happily living with anon if showers even occured. This makes me happy.

>>43251474

>>43251488
She finally showers because she went on a date and got lucky. With a little more material, I could make a greentext about it. Do you think she'd go out for sushi or something?

>>43251598
Sushi? Probably not, but a small ramen shop, yeah I can see that.
also sushi has feesh, poni don't eat feesh and it's extra headache to try and make it vegetarian

>>43252326
Did Anon die?

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GIWTWM

>>43252326
>healslut goldie
OOHHHHMYYYYY.avi

>>43251596
Quality stuff.

>>43251603
Fuck the fish. I can make peace with the show not having canon meat being eaten (although I could've sworn griffons were implied to be meat eaters), but the world clearly has normal animals (like the pet dog one of the characters has), so there can be generic fish, and those generic fish can be made into sushi.

>>43253765
>Fuck the fish
Better hope a mermaid neet mare doesn't see that.

>>43253765
Do not the seapony

>>43252326
>pt3
Can I get the others?

Anonymous05/21/26(Thu)07:59:55No.43254803

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>>43254501

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Based on Pony Quarantine's little comic with Floor getting a new Hoodie. For whatever reason it reminded me of Akuma from Street fighter.

>>43254803
Cute. I do enjoy NAWA's art.

>>43255254
Scraggleman's art is great, too: >>43254828

Anonymous05/21/26(Thu)21:36:42No.43256065

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>>43255439
agreed

>>43255482
I'll use my unicorn magic to rape you. I'm a NEET so it counts.

>>43256071
I think that anon is maresexual, so he might not be attracted to you. Are you a mare?

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What games for the Gameboy does she like? Does she have a favorite Pokemon or Pokemon type?

I tried to post the animated one but it's like 0.3 MB too big

>>43256093
Whichever version she has, it's one with all the bullshit accessories.

>>43256093
>Eyebrows always ABOVE her mane
Awful trope.

Close enough, welcome back Neetpone thread.

>>43254828
I like it

>>43256093
There’s an animated one?

>>43256820
Yeah, it's an emote you can get on Steam too if you got the Marequest 2 game and play for like an hour and you can get the borders and backgrounds too. It's pretty sweet.
https://twibooru.org/3709202?q=oc%3Adot+matrix

>>43256625
Sorry, I'm not the usual baker. I just wanted more nerdy ponies today.

>>43258156
Cute pic.

Here's the pasta for the thread I grabbed the last time I saw it:

Previous NEET shenanigans:
>>(thread number)
>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

What happens if you get licked by a NEET mare?
Asking for a friend.

>>43258156
Oh that, I thought you meant an animation of the reference Dot like spinning or something to show her from all angles

>>43258379
That means your apartment now has a serious NEET infestation.

Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)08:31:34No.43259043

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Neet doodle.

>>43258379
ringworm probably

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>>43251603
>poni don't eat feesh
This is your brain on veganism.

>>43259315
Who says he's gonna eat it?

>>43259319
>catching fish just to let them go
I thought ponies were too heckin wholesomechungus to exploit animals like that???

>>43259043
Good stuff

https://ponerpics.org/images/7507686
How big should floorb teetas be?

>>43260092
Not that big.
That's ridiculous.

>>43260092
that looks fucking gross and crotchboobs are for FAGS

>>43260193
>crotchboobs are for FAGS
Imagine the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits as you plap her. Yeah that's what I thought.
>>43260187
So floorbored is flatboard in other words?

>>43260290
>the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits
Anon, crotchboobs are above the vagina. Your balls would be too far from them. What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?

>>43260297
>What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?
Massive fucking milkers.
https://ponerpics.org/images/6367203

>>43260306
Also she would widen her stance during plap sessions, to lower her marebits into position. This would therefore further the range of motion for her teetas.

>>43260092
Smaller than Dot’s, probably bigger than Taku’s

Anonymous05/24/26(Sun)08:18:13No.43261236

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>>43259043
another neet doodle

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Wait a second...
...Dot Matrix?
...Dominatrix!
She definitely tops in bed.

>>43261282
Oh lord I want her to slam on top of me as I use my hooves to hug her really big belly!

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>>43261313
I smack this faggot with the back of my hand

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>>43261550
I throw this faggot out of the building with my unicorn magic while I hug dot with my pony hooves.