I need to take her stiff dirty socks off her legs and nuzzle her hooves so bad.
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Anonymous05/19/26(Tue)19:50:13
She looks really into it here. https://twibooru.org/3594665?q=oc%3Afloor+bored
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Anonymous05/19/26(Tue)19:51:01
>>43251412(OP) I want to hold her hooves with my hooves. I love neet mares.
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Anonymous05/19/26(Tue)20:07:36
>>43251416 >Straight mane floorb I.. don't know how I feel about it? Guess that implies she got a shower and is likely happily living with anon if showers even occured. This makes me happy.
>>43251488 She finally showers because she went on a date and got lucky. With a little more material, I could make a greentext about it. Do you think she'd go out for sushi or something?
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Anonymous05/19/26(Tue)20:45:15
>>43251598 Sushi? Probably not, but a small ramen shop, yeah I can see that. also sushi has feesh, poni don't eat feesh and it's extra headache to try and make it vegetarian
>>43251603 Fuck the fish. I can make peace with the show not having canon meat being eaten (although I could've sworn griffons were implied to be meat eaters), but the world clearly has normal animals (like the pet dog one of the characters has), so there can be generic fish, and those generic fish can be made into sushi.
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Anonymous05/20/26(Wed)18:57:31
>>43253765 >Fuck the fish Better hope a mermaid neet mare doesn't see that.
>>43256820 Yeah, it's an emote you can get on Steam too if you got the Marequest 2 game and play for like an hour and you can get the borders and backgrounds too. It's pretty sweet. https://twibooru.org/3709202?q=oc%3Adot+matrix
>>43256625 Sorry, I'm not the usual baker. I just wanted more nerdy ponies today.
Here's the pasta for the thread I grabbed the last time I saw it:
Previous NEET shenanigans: >>(thread number) >What is this general? NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.
>What sort of stories can you expect to find here? • Slice of life stuff. • Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories. • Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories. • A few NEET-recovery stories. • A lot of smut, if you're into that. • Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try! • Much, much more!
>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT: Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489) Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220) Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm. Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376) Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935) Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye) Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410) Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572) Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447) Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987) Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975) Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony. Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414) Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594) Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)
>List of some of the stories with known authors so far: https://ponepaste.org/5398
>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots: https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555
>Link to OP: https://ponepaste.org/5397
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Anonymous05/22/26(Fri)22:59:15
What happens if you get licked by a NEET mare? Asking for a friend.
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Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)00:09:50
>>43258156 Oh that, I thought you meant an animation of the reference Dot like spinning or something to show her from all angles
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Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)01:42:21
>>43258379 That means your apartment now has a serious NEET infestation.
>>43260092 that looks fucking gross and crotchboobs are for FAGS
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Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)20:57:40
>>43260193 >crotchboobs are for FAGS Imagine the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits as you plap her. Yeah that's what I thought. >>43260187 So floorbored is flatboard in other words?
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Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)20:59:06
>>43260290 >the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits Anon, crotchboobs are above the vagina. Your balls would be too far from them. What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?
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Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)21:02:13
>>43260297 >What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have? Massive fucking milkers. https://ponerpics.org/images/6367203
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Anonymous05/23/26(Sat)21:07:06
>>43260306 Also she would widen her stance during plap sessions, to lower her marebits into position. This would therefore further the range of motion for her teetas.