>Twilight Sparkle, I haven't heard that name in a while. You do know that I was only playing a part on a show, right? I'm not really a princess just an actress. anyway, can I take your order?
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)02:25:32
>>43291781(OP) So what, did they make you wear green screen covers over your wings for the first three seasons? What's going on there?
>>43291783 OP fucked up. This would only work if Twilight was a unicorn.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)02:37:27
>>43291781(OP) >You do know that I was only playing a part on a show, right? I'm not really a princess just an actress No wonder Twiggy's so fucking hot, she's the girl from the average fast food worker meme!
>>43291781(OP) Why are you working at a restaurant? Didn't you get payed a lot of money!
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)03:16:18
>>43291860 Ponywood's money goes only to the (((griffons))), little Bloom... why do you think Twilight only make 20 thousand bits for one month of shooting?
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)03:30:47
>>43291781(OP) “The two of you have the exact same cutie mark and mane style. Though I’d imagine that the real Princess Twilight Sparkle could do a good job at portraying herself on whatever show there was, too.”
>>43291796 But we see other non-royal alicorns in the show.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)11:12:44
>>43291910 Imagine being a prince and ending up as a laborer.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)11:49:56
>>43292294 >wanting to be a Blueblood-tier prince shiggy diggy
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)11:59:52
>>43292320 Aside from Rarity going crazy on him that one time, why the hell wouldn't you? That fucker lives in the lap of luxury, has no actual responsibilities, and gets his dick sucked regularly by the maids.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)12:57:54
>>43291781(OP) Then how come you're still an alicorn?
>>43292320 >not wanting to be a Blueblood-tier prince Yeah... imagine high class manors, being close to the princesses, fancy clothes, amusing drama and gossip, and getting to act high and mighty!
>>43291910 Candyass doesn't talk about the boyfriends she had before Shining.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)19:24:17
>>43292326 >and gets his dick sucked regularly by the maids no they don't, mares aren't sluts
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)19:26:33
>>43291783 You can get wings through prosthetic surgery. She wanted wings purely for vanity and they had to write it into the script to explain the change in her appearance. Just like when Luna's actor died and they had to replace her.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)19:27:39
>>43291783 >>43291796 >>43292360 >she still wore the wings years after the show ended, hoping that someone would recognize her >nobody ever did >not until (You) came in one day >but she is now full of remorse about the wrong direction she believes her career has gone since the show ended >and she has grown cynical towards acting in general do you think you could bring the spark back into her life, Anon?
>>43292673 "So none of it was real? Celestia never groomed you into becoming a princess? You don't have an adopted dragon kid? Is your name even Twilight?" >She grows more and more annoyed with every question, the feather held in her magical grasp snapping from the tension. >"If it was real, I wouldn't be working two jobs just to make ends meet!" "What about those?" >You point at her cosmetic wings on each side of her. >Though not one pegasi has let you touch their wings with your weird monkey hands, those look very much real. >"Those- Ah, you see-" >Her cheeks gain some pink as she stumbles upon her words. >You can't help but see that mare from the show you watched back on earth. Even if she never existed, Twilight's actress is just as cute in real life >That is, until she throws her notepad on your face and storms off. >"Either order something or just go! Nopony cares about that show anymore!" >You wait for her to return, completely forgetting about your hunger. You just want to talk to purple smart again. >Eventually she comes back into the diner, smelling like cigarettes and with a windswept mane. >She walks to your table and telekinetically grabs her notepad and pen, not even looking at you as she talks >"Did you figure out what you want to order or are you just gonna be a nuisance until the end of my shift?" "I'll have the daisy panini without the daisies, some fizzleberry soda and, I'd also like to know if you love hayburgers out of the show too?" >She writes down your order and stops to think about your last request. Scoffing and rolling her eyes before sizing you up >"Is that supposed to be a bribe or a pick up line?" "Half and half, I'd say. At what time do you clock out?" >She shakes her head with a smirk on her face, even laughing a little. Though you're not sure if it's directed at you or at your poor attempt at hitting on her >"Finish your meal and I'll tell my boss I'm out for lunch break. And you get five questions only, so think them through, kid." >She leaves to put your order on queue and tend to what few customers are in the diner at this hour. There's a spring to her step that she didn't had before. >She's still just as cute as the mare you watched on tv.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)05:01:06
>>43294730 is this a oneshot or do you think you will continue it? I'm literally in love with the idea!!
>>43292378 >Candyass doesn't talk about the husband she had before Sombra FTFY
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)18:55:12
>>43294730 >she comes back into the diner, smelling like cigarettes and with a windswept mane. had no idea my dick/heart needed to meet jaded waitress Twilight until now, what a qt patootie
>>43292360 Alicorn transformation potion is widely available, thought incredibly expensive. The show paid for it. Unlike in fiction, Alicorns are not gods. They get like 20 years additional life span, and a slight power boost. Its nice to have but most ponies cannot afford it.