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/mlp/ — Rarity is the sexiest mare in the show.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)06:57:47
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Rarity is the sexiest mare in the show.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)07:02:13
She is quite pretty but I get the feeling she and I wouldn't spend much time together so she's not one of my favorite ponies.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)07:51:18
>>43292064
Yeah, Rarity is hot but I doubt we would have many common interests. That does not seem like a great basis for a relationship.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)07:52:23
>>43292064
That's what I always thought too but then /chag/ taught me I actually enjoy spending time with her more than any other AI pone. It's weird.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)09:39:32
>>43292061 (OP)
its true and its quite literally canon
>>43292064
>>43292117
opposites attract anon, have some confidence
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)14:16:30
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>>43292089
Retard or malfunctioning bot?
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Anonymous
06/09/26(Tue)14:45:34
06/09/26(Tue)14:45:34>>43292113
>>43292412
Sorry, I’m ESL. I got confused because tenses work differently in my language, so I thought “is” implied “now,” as in “only recently. But I’m also dyslexic, so my brain also saw a word that wasn’t there. But when I proofread it, seeing the word “is” was enough to think it said what I thought.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)14:47:04
>>43292061 (OP)
And yet ponies like Applejack and Fluttershy get more attention. Even when Rarity is actively chasing a stallion.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)14:52:42
>>43292061 (OP)
Do you think after all the time she's spent trying to find the right stallion, a human might catch her fancy? With magic, they might even be able to have a few foals together...
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)15:10:00
>>43292118
I do wonder how much of that comes down to positivity bias though. You have to be actively going out of your way to be considered boring or undesirable when doing LLM RP but that's obviously not realistic.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)15:14:14
>>43292445
True, but all characters get that positivity "bonus" so you'd think the one you like the most normally would still be the one you like the most.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)16:07:33
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>>43292061 (OP)
I disagree. Many mares are sexier.
Although she IS rather hot.
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Anonymous
06/09/26(Tue)16:22:08
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I consider Maud the sexiest mare.
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Anonymous
06/09/26(Tue)16:23:51
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>>43292517
Her sister's sexier!
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)16:28:15
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>>43292518
You have impeccable taste. I can't agree but I can say you preferences are those of a patrician.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)16:35:25
>>43292502
I've come to hate this artist, this shit just looks fucking gross
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Anonymous
06/09/26(Tue)16:44:31
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>>43292424
>Sorry, I’m ESL. I got confused because tenses work differently in my language
>But I’m also dyslexic
>Rarity's reaction to reading your post
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)16:48:20
>>43292526
Rarity seems like the type to be very understanding of somepony who speaks a different language, at least so long as she sees you as stylish.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)17:02:05
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>>43292527
Rarity would be the kind of teacher to humiliate her students until they get the pronounciation of a word right. No matter how minor.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)17:06:44
>>43292536
I feel like you had bad experiences with someone who you aesthetically relate to Rarity.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)17:08:53
>>43292526
>>43292527
Rarity would fuck the brains out of any stallion who flirts with her in perfect Prench.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)17:11:16
>>43292543
Ah but you see, genius that I am, I flirt with her in very poor Prench in order to get her to laugh at my horrible attempts and feel better as a result.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)19:40:24
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>>43292424
>>43292526
>>43292527
>>43292536
>A date? Why, I'd be delighted! But first, would you mind answering a little question for me?
>Please choose the grammatically correct sentence:
A. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he knew after his Moms and a former player he'd played with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis which the U.H.I.D membership was rife."
B. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he had known after his Moms and a former player he'd played with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis which with the U.H.I.D membership was rife."
C. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he knows after his Moms and a former player he played with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis with which the U.H.I.D membership was rife."
D. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he knew after his Moms and a former player he'd played with with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis with which the U.H.I.D membership was rife."
>You CAN answer this, right darling?
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)19:45:58
>>43292700
>Wings
This isn't even the sexiest mare from Generation 4 named Twilight Sparkle.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)19:54:29
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>>43292702
>>43292706
>AAAAAHHHH!
>OH, ISN'T THERE SOMEPONY ON WHOM I COULD CALL FOR HELP‽
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:03:35
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>>43292716
>"Here I am!"
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:15:37
>>43292693
D is grammatically correct but inelegant. Hopefully Rarity didn't create the test herself.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:23:40
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>>43292061 (OP)
Her sister is, ackshually.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:25:39
>>43292758
You're wrong on two separate accounts.
>not sexy, cute
>not a mare, a filly
Please apply yourself next time.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:27:47
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>>43292749
Congratulations! You have won Rarity's affection by successfully identifying a line from David Foster Wallace's 1996 magnum opus Infinite Jest, distinguishing it from its ungrammatical imitators! She is red hot with lust from witnessing your command of the English language, and is ready to bone NOW. I hear she is even willing to forgive you for lacking the discernment to appreciate the often confusing and multi-clausal prose associated with late 20th century postmodern literary figures like DFW.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:33:02
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>>43292762
Wait I didn't want to have sex, I just like taking tests. I've been tricked!
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:39:14
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>>43292769
>It's too late. My amorousness is indefatigable, and our mutual copulation is imminent and inexorable.
>Now repeat after me: panegyric, fantods, vellum, sesquisyllabic
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)20:47:27
>>43292775
Fool that I am, I should've understood why all the other anons were responding with >rape! I thought they were just scared of unusual sentence structures but no, they were merely avoiding their own victimization. Never again shall I doubt anons' mental faculties for they are wiser than I.
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Anonymous06/09/26(Tue)21:10:53
>>43292424
>I thought “is” implied “now,” as in “only recently"
If I may ask, what language works this way?
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Anonymous06/10/26(Wed)13:01:31
>>43292731
Why do I always read this in her voice when I see this gif
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Anonymous06/10/26(Wed)13:21:05
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>>43293327
Rarity PUH-LEASE!
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Anonymous06/10/26(Wed)13:31:39
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>>43292494
>>43292502
Ah yes, crystal Trixie is the sexiest
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Anonymous06/10/26(Wed)13:43:30
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>>43293778
I can see inside her, her snowpity is on display
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