"Fine. I'LL fucking bake it." Edition Post and talks about pony merchandise, official or not. Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!
>is selling your products here allowed? Of course! Absolutely allowed. >can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale? Yes! We accept merch in all its forms. >where can I find the old threads? They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section. >where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries? They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.
=== Links Index Pastebin ===
>https://pastebin.com/UhL9KNZF Here is a pastebin that contains all the links posted and discussed here. Mainly pony shops, but also rare/little known products, figuremaker contacts, among other things!
=== Main Links ===
+ List of Active Plushmakers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sUvaUhFKC37T7ilpriTX82M1_p4a5XR5DUaWlptCSz0/edit#gid=314530747 + List of Public Plushie Patterns: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1piwF9h_rXBmWkcHXxtr54drnD1eKJfiWh66x8nu_CQw/edit#gid=0 + OP Plush Pattern (with instructions!): mares.horse/p/plush.html + Verity Plush Pattern (with instructions!): files.catbox.moe/4qd3za.pdf + /mlp/ Patches/Stickers/Desk Flags: neighsayerpatches.com + 4cc Jerseys, Pins: etsy.com/shop/zemming + Wallets: https://shop.mares.horse/ + HorsePussy Books: amazon.com/gp/product/1660812933/ & amazon.com/gp/product/B086PLNPYF/
Feel free to suggest links about pony stuff to be added here and in the pastebin!
>>43290619 >Happy 5th anniversary /merch/fags! Thank you to everyone who contributed to the fun and thanks for keeping /merch/ going! Maybe Hasbro will see all the money we have and we'll start getting good merch like China. >Here's this year's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cecw-8kJ_dg >and a full quality upload of the collage: https://u.pone.rs/grwftbdy.png
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)21:38:23
>>43290722 >Chinese again getting good stuff. >https://u.pone.rs/loaeqfwk.mp4 > original post: https://x.com/i/status/2063115801784426775
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)22:50:40
>>43296038(OP) >>43296038(OP) the new thread is done when the old one it's archived, just wait for the usual OP to do it as usual
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)23:36:23
>>43296152 Last time, it was 10 days before I ended up saying fuck it and did it myself. Other one was already on p10 before I made this one.
Reminder to clean your plush mares. Least that stain remover got the weird blackish stain on Luna’s hoof off.
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)05:50:58
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)06:11:48
>>43296047 Reminder not to trust any chink sites or sellers aside from select shops on Taobao or official Miniso or Reesee sites. You will not get anything or not get the item pictured.
>>43296773 >>incoming chemical poisoning in your mouth and dick
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:16:12
Does anybody have the plush n bulbs pony patterns that theyd kindly share?
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:17:09
>>43296773 This >>43296782 I can smell the factorio tier chemicals from over here
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)08:19:39
>>43296698 Judging by the dolls in the background, I think that's Spirit Demon Studios and I'm pretty sure they're legit. I know one guy has posted himself fucking his Mew doll from them, and I've seen a few pictures from Anons on /v/ of the Chillet and Glaceon dolls.
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)11:47:43
Anybody heard from marecon about their con merch? Their site still shows up as all pre-orders.
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Anonymous06/12/26(Fri)12:09:28
>>43296956 During last years MareCon, it took until the end of June for me to get my items. I ordered them on the last day of the con. They do have to finalize the designs and then get them made while juggling irl crap.
>>43296956 Purp will probably post in here or on pone.social when there's an update. Last year took a while too, and there's like twice as much merch as last year.
i am going to be homeless by the end of the month. i need to sell or potentially give away all of my pony stuff that takes up space, including the plushes in this picture. lifesize luna is from lanacraft, smaller luna with wings out on back is from kazzy. i also have a "lifesize" anonfilly that i bought from someone at marefair24, so if you were there and remember seeing that, ill be selling/giving that away too. ill reply with another picture of other stuff i have for reference.
i am not shipping anything, you will have to come pick this stuff up. i live in central texas. it would be preferable that you live somewhat nearby (dfw, houston, san antonio, austin) so you dont need to drive far, but if you are willing to make a further drive then we can discuss it.
email is retardanon2 @ horsefucker .org im going to try to do first come first serve. please, please only serious offers willing to drive. to reiterate, i have no place to stay or keep my stuff after this month ends, so anything still in my possession will have to be trashed. i really do not want to let this stuff go to the trash, so id appreciate someone taking them. even if you dont pay. thank you
>>43298156 I hope you'll be ok anon. Sorry to hear you have to give your ponies up.
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Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)11:24:01
>>43298156 UPDATE: a very kind anon is letting me stay with them for a little. im not giving anything else out now. to the person who has a meeting with me on sunday, you will still get your things. thank you guys for being kind and understanding.
>>43298456 maybe ill be okay to keep them for a little bit longer thanks to someone letting me stay with them. thank you for your words, im hoping too
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Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)11:39:20
>>43298488 Anon always delivers. Here's hoping things get better for you.
Lucky find I guess, any anons here with nice IDW comics? >>43298156 >gets secret Santa gifts >sells them off Kill yourself you spiritual nigger
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Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)17:56:34
>>43298817 >see an anon who very clearly doesn't want to get rid of ponies, but has to due to extenuating circumstances and still cares enough to the point of being willing to give them away just to make sure they have a good home, even if reluctant >call him a spiritual nigger for it My dear anon, have you though to check the color of your own soul?
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Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)17:58:02
>>43298817 I own everything and multiple covers of most issues and some signed copies. I've been collecting them from the beginning.
>>43298823 He’s done that same shtick over multiple threads now you retard, with the same exact merch. I wouldn’t be attacking him if he didn’t constantly try to sell shit he gets gifted from SS.
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Anonymous06/13/26(Sat)19:01:45
>>43298825 Neat, I got a bunch of copies for cheap at 2.50$ per comic, think I bought out their stock too at that con. Most of them are just the same title but with different cover art though. Any cool examples you got?
>>43297353 >>43299091 cute. >>43298919 Is Lyrant really that popular, that she'd move that many lifesizes? And now that I just mentioned that, how fast did last year's Floorbs sell? Fucking hate being a brokie. I want my own Floorb to be afraid of cuddling because I'm filthy.
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)03:52:48
>>43299479 The lyrants are only 28". There are a few people interested, but I doubt it will be my best seller. I just thought it would be fun. Floorb was one of the last to go, but they all sold. I only made one for this year because I wanted to focus on some different ponies and I ran out of her fabric.
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)06:20:47
>>43298157 Can u ship stuff if we buy you a label?
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)07:50:45
>>43299526 Have you posted what else you plan to being to MF? I'd like to know so I can plan out how much to set aside for guaranteed buys
>>43299686 The current 28" plushies I have are: 3 Rainbow dashes 4 lyrants 2 linkys 1 floorb I'm currently working on 2 lifesize Rainbow dashes. As far as planned ones, rainbowshine, ponk, twi, big linky(?) and a few big anons are what I'm thinking of making. I'm a bit behind this year because of commissions so I might not get to everything. I need to order fabric again, so feel free to suggest a pony.
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)10:06:52
>>43299735 >feel free to suggest a pony Fuckin' uhhhhhhhh big Dot Matrix? If not, that's fine, I'm probably going to get one of those big anonmares
>>43299041 NTA but I think he might be mistaken or that I may be forgetting that Spec has done this multiple times with different LS Lunas. I couldn't find anything about the latter off Desu though. The plush in >>43298156 is different, look at the eyes. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42987780/#43025035 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42987780/#43027253 I did find another example of a small Trixie plush that was in the same context. I didn't save the Desu link while looking for the other one. I thought the LS in >>43298156 was from pic related but it isn't. The cutie mark is different in that video and better.
In the middle of prototyping a 4cc pendant and bag charm If (You) were to buy something like this, would you prefer the pendant cast out of solid sterling silver and at a significantly higher premium cost or have it cast out of bronze thats been polished to a golden sheen at a much more reasonable price point. For the charm I think I'll be doing it in bronze either way since that would be way too much silver for the price to be anywhere near reasonable Also ignore the shitty faces on them. I use FDM instead of resin for prototyping so it just couldn't print the all details at that size
>>43300282 >(if some wanker wouldn't get in there before me) I wish I could. Oh how I wish I could.
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)20:45:19
>>43296047 >>43296698 >>43296798 These guys are legit. I shamefully purchased on of their dolls. Not my proudest purchase, but I had an extra $400 to blow (this was pre-Trump price jumps, they honored the old price). It's a workout cause the damn thing is like 50lbs. The pony is projected to be 60lb (27kg). They are fully silicone aside from the metal skeleton, hence the weight. 8/10.
They have a discord dedicated to their degeneracy, but this is the only pony doll. It'll probably be ~$1200 USD. Only rich horsefuckers apply.
i already made a post about this but it kinda got buried in anniversary celebration posts, so i figure id ask again; does anyone know if theres still a way for me to get my hands on this hoodie? ive tried contacting waffle wishes but to not much success. ive been trying to find these since babs last year but i cant find anything about it
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Anonymous06/14/26(Sun)21:22:35
>>43300349 you had your chance to kill him and take it. the coward's reward is nothing.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)01:07:54
>>43300249 i would definitely buy the bronze one as i am broke but the option for both would be great for anons that could afford the higher cost or those who want both. i know if both version were made i would buy the bronze right away and save up for the silver so i could have both eventually