/mu/ — “A few minutes later the door opens and in walks the strange

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“A few minutes later the door opens and in walks the strangest little man I have ever seen; giant head, short squat legs, completely unproportioned arms, and absolutely no torso. I couldn’t stop staring as he was telling me his name and extended his pudgy, sweaty little hand for me to shake. He was dressed in a 3 piece suit of red crushed velvet that he was obviously quite proud of and wearing a silk cravat. I was mesmerized….I couldn’t take my eyes off of him”