>>2041959(OP) I don't mind the coomer bit but I really don't think a bike with an engine is really board-appropriate material?
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Anonymous05/30/25(Fri)21:08:45
>>2041961 brother there are three (3) ebike threads and one random guy talking about his furniture in another thread. and there is a normal bikepost right underneath it.
i am doing my best to keep the board alive here, cmon man
I have never met a female cyclist. I've seen some but don't want to talk to other humans when on a bike, and also they are always paired up with another dude
>>2041981 >ride bike regularly >see girls riding, either in the spandex or just in their regular clothes or a dress >imagine what life would be like as a non-autist and actually dating a bicycling girl >get to go on rides together >i can peel her out of her spandex after a ride and deeply inhale it before we shower together >get to see a qt biking in her dress and looking very cute >ge tto have knowledge that we are being somewhat healthy and active riding together instead im like you, dont talk to anyone, theyre always with a guy anyway, just stare at them longingly
>>2041959(OP) fucking motorists, disgusting degenerates, impossible to coom to
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Anonymous05/31/25(Sat)07:03:34
>>2042005 I have a bike gf and its not wo nice as you imagine. >anon where are my gels? I forgot them again, can i have yours?;) >anon my water is empty, give me your bottle pls:/ >anon my tube has a puncture, can you change it?;) >anon my lips down there are swollen can we stop? >5km uphill? All i can do is 7km/h and you have to wait at me on the top >*coasts all the time*
Its really sucks to go on rides with your gf. Alone is top tier but going with buddies that match your speed is also ok.
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Anonymous05/31/25(Sat)09:14:46
>>2042017 >anon my lips down there are swollen can we stop? Anon, she's trying to tell you something...
>>2042037 nta but please, please, before you make a mistake, you need to understand why you see so many men riding alone without a woman. sharing your deeply fulfilling bike hobby with a female is a great way to destroy both your enjoyment of the bikes and the relationship with the female. some nice things just don't mix and trying to mix them is going to be terrible for everyone. it's like "oh, I love kids, and I love sex, so I'm going to love sex with kids", no, stop, that's not how any of this works, just no.
leave the woman at home, find an excuse for why it can't happen, say you have trauma or something and refuse to elaborate, women love a man who won't share his pain, it confirms he's not a weak sentimental faggot.
I know this sounds like I'm a terrible misogynist or whatever, call it what you want but some basic life truths are just irreducible facts of life, even if they are not PC to say. show her your vidya if you want, try to get her into collecting "EDC". maybe teach her about your single malt hobby, experience has shown females will eagerly pretend to love single malt scotch and learn all about it in order to be more appealing to males. you can take that one to the bank.
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Anonymous05/31/25(Sat)12:50:10
>>2042053 I get your point, can't help but notice though how the very first thing you thought of for an apt comparison was sex with kids.
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Anonymous05/31/25(Sat)12:53:07
>>2042056 sorry I forgot I was on 4chan where it's just assumed that sexing kids is a good and wholesome thing
how about "i love drugs and I love cars so I'm going to take a bunch of drugs and go out for a drive"
ok but can we get back on topic instead of venting about unresolved ex-gf trauma
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Anonymous06/01/25(Sun)02:00:52
>>2042017 Most of these can be solved by preparing beforehand, talking to the other person, and being aware that not every bikes at the same skill level or pace.
I swear it’s always the oblivious retards that get gfs.
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Anonymous06/01/25(Sun)02:20:15
>>2042053 I get you man but i already know girls are annoying, so i am very patient with them. lots of praise, all that shit. She would have a great time. I would have a great time because she was having a great time and also i wanna see her ass in lyrcra and make sure she does her cardio Then afterwards I would go for a fast ride alone with music
ill just keep posting my slanty eyed bike crushes then
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Anonymous06/01/25(Sun)16:37:27
>>2042017 All I am reading there is that you’re with a girl who likes being around you and wants to do things with you and be with you. Must be nice.
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Anonymous06/01/25(Sun)17:41:47
>>2042186 >"ill just keep posting" >stops posting what did he mean by this
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Anonymous06/01/25(Sun)20:07:38
>>2042213 It is nice dont get me wrong but i try to do this >>2042053 most of the time. One ride a week is ok but i want to push my body sometimes and just listen to some music and keep my head clear. I cant enjoy cycling that much if im with someone.
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Anonymous06/05/25(Thu)14:54:00
>>2042186 Where are my attractive self-powered travelers. where are they. keep posting my ass
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Anonymous06/05/25(Thu)15:46:18
>>2042165 >She's so hot it makes me mad Holy shit, I thought I was only one that felt dumb shit like that
>>2042714 There are products aimed at older men whose wives are old and gross now, so they cater to men with mature but still sexually active taste (wide child bearing hips, full lips, etc), ad the models they hire to pose on these bikes fit that profile.
If you look at what actual bike women look like they're more elflike or twinkhon-build if you prefer zoomer speak.
>>2042714 OP did ask for a coomer thread and not what actual average women cyclists look like
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Anonymous06/06/25(Fri)01:22:20
How do I find twitter/tiktok thirst trapping zoomers that also go bikeriding? You’re telling me people do weird shit like listen to girls farting in microphones and pay femboys to shit on them at conventions but i cant goon to women that like the same sportshobby i like? without them being uncoomable sexless sticks?
>>2041959(OP) I can't tell if this is a troll thread or not, but does anyone know any porn where the girl's wearing a motorcycle helmet? I'm cursed with a faceless/ masked kink but if you just search those on the major porn sites you just get flabby boomers in venetian carnival masks and zoomettes in covid masks.
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Anonymous06/06/25(Fri)07:24:12
>>2042765 >porn nah but i follow some cute motorcycle girls on insta, id watch helmet porn tho it would be a great onlyfans niche. maybe something for me to do with a girl in the future
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Anonymous06/06/25(Fri)14:20:22
>>2042763 Tiddies are dead weight and unaerodynamic.
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Anonymous06/06/25(Fri)15:37:41
>>2042763 At the back of the peloton, or dropped on mountain stages
Why are SEA women attractive and look like fun to ride with, and the other """"pro""""" riders just look like joyless lesbians? they probably got the chopectomy surgery themselves on their tits just to get 3% more speed.
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Anonymous06/07/25(Sat)00:16:33
>>2042842 It may be the cycling context tricking you into assuming the photograph was casually taken during any ride and thus this is what she looks like. But you know when you want to sell used goods you best ask a woman. Her having a bicycle as an accessory for her photoshoot does not mean she hasn't exhausted her box of tricks.