/n/ — What do you do against swampass when riding a bike especially in summer?

just start riding out of saddle until it feels like the sweat has dried lol

Eat fewer carbs.

>>2073076 (OP)
>it's summer
>weather is warm if not hot
>go bicycling
>an activity that exerts moderate effort
>how do i stop sweating
???

I ride so much I stopped caring, now I force others to bask in my stench. It's the smell of smiles for miles. My stench is more powerful than a gamer girl 4 days deep into an anime convention, normies won't understand

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You never sweat less, it just dries faster.

This is why those elitist, gay, judgmental "cycling clothes" for extreme sports athletes got popular, but you have to be a real elitist jerk to wear apparel designed for the purpose of doing the thing you're doing.

After enough time suffering in "normal clothes" you eventually just shave your legs and put on the spandex. If you're a real cyclist it's only a matter of time. Everyone who disagrees with me doesn't ride.

Don't wear pants desu

>>2073094
Most people on this planet seem to be able to bike 5 miles at 80F without a darker sweat line forming on the back of their jeans.

>>2073110
rent free.

I dunno man when i sweat it just looks sexy like i am a REAL ATHLETE idk you just kinda accept that you will sweat
Almost like people wear special clothes for doing doing activities that involve exercise where they will most likely sweat

I've thought about this, and hypothesize that thick wool underwear, worn alone or over regular underwear, would probably do the trick.

>>2073125
sniiiiifffffff

>>2073076 (OP)
total, whole body air-cooling has some good effect on swampass. no shirt, no helmet, sandals no socks, basketball shorts and cotton boxers give best air circulation. you can carry a shirt if you need one for your destination. I also carry washcloths for sweat, mostly just my forehead but you could use an extra for swampass and carry a change of boxers I guess.
if it's bright sun wear sunscreen.
try to time the intersections and lights so you never come to a complete stop and your body will stay air cooled, even at really slow speeds. when you come to a complete stop is when the sweat pours off you instantly. also, if a light is unavoidable and there's no shade at the intersection, hang back to the shadow of the nearest tree or building to stop.
Hotlanta, GA reporting.

I really want to take a cutie out on a bike ride and get her all sweaty and then as soon as we get home I want to pull her pants down and eat her sweaty ass

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>>2073152

>>2073152
disgusting deviant

>>2073162
Fag

>>2073115
not where i live, unless you're one of those people that use an e-bike which does the work for you.
>6-8% grade hills on average
>some parts have 12% inclines

>>2073170
>6-8% grade hills on average
>12% inclines
homeboy is a grimpeur

>>2073076 (OP)
i wear diapers recreationally and that makes it worse. so i question the effectiveness of "chamois" bike pants. i actaully just get hardcore antipersperant and run it into my ass cheek (but not between, as that may damage my anus)

for general good smell and anti-chafing, wearing multiple thin layers and use of talcum powder suffices (i have a large supply due to aforementioned fetishism and that shit is actually great all the time)

>>2073202
ok, well, thanks for chiming in. I'm sure many of the 20 or so bike people on this board all share your disgusting, niche, fetish; so it was a good idea to broadcast that info here.

>>2073222
calling padded bike pants "diapers" is not just discriminatory against my culture but also inaccurate, and to consider them similar creates performance metric targets that are not useful (and in some cases actively detrimental to pursue)

>>2073202
wtf

Ehh? If you are commuting, stop driving at 100 Mph and wear something else than jeans. It's not rocket science.
If you live in New Mexico or something I'd suggest against cycling anyway.

>>2073202
lmfao

I use spandex underwear like a racer but put on some regular trainers on top, this way I look like a regular person while being secretly gay

>>2073152
>I love eating feces

I once met up with a girl to go on a date where we were gonna ride our bikes around town to a few garage sales then go get icecream. All very wholesome and cute except it was like 28°C out and humid as fuck. Half way through I had noticeable sweat stains on the ass of my shorts so I pretended to have a family emergency and left.

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>>2073813
Women like to put men in these situations to see if they'll sweat. You failed the test. That's why I got the sweat glands on my ass lasered off. It's not an automatical master key to her holes, but it's one less thing to worry about.

If it seems expensive consider the opportunity cost of lost dates. This is a no-brainer when you think about it logically.

you guys go on dates? i just hit up the bathhouse

>>2073830
how much did that procedure cost?

>>2074094
about three fiddy

stay hydrated my sweaties