/o/ — >be big as bug >do nothing in my life but eat and get fat >g

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>be big as bug
>do nothing in my life but eat and get fat
>get so fat get dubbed the king bug ruler of the drones
>do nothing but eat and shit
>one day decide to eat and not shit
>go out to complete my life's work
>fly into moving traffic
>hit a car going 100mph
>decide to smash into it ass first
>ass gets pushed into my organs
>all the shit gets pushed into my brains
>shit and brain matter get mixed together making me a real shit for brains
>created a solution harder than steel
>no where for them to go so shoot my shit brains out of my eyes like lasers
>last cognitive thought the shit brains make splattered all over your windshield before i go to bug valhalla
>"clean it up wagie"