/o/ — Is there a good place to get legit seat belt extenders? Thes

How fat are you, OP? We need to know to in order to find the right length extender.

Maybe look to an elephant harness retrofit

got to a junkyard and find a car with long seatbelt buckle.

>>28985153 (OP)
What? Why would you need one? What is the use case?

No.
Its either a OBD2 feature for the back seats, or its manufacture software sheenigans. Or its Chinesium.

>>28985201
>What is the use case?
To be brown.

>>28985201
Are you guys fucking retarded? I said in my post it's to shut the seatbelt chime up. That's why they're used, and they've been banned on all market sites for killing people because most are chinkshit. Wanted to see if there are known good ones.

>>28985334
Just disconnect the seat belt chime?

>>28985334
What company other than some shady Chinese factory is going to make these? It’s a huge liability to help people break the law and put their lives at risk like that, so I doubt Dorman or another big aftermarket name is going to make that part. Should probably make you wonder why no one legit makes those, because nobody legit uses them either. Wear your seatbelt so we don’t have to scrape you off the road.

>>28985153 (OP)
>I don't wanna hear that fucking chime every time I start the car
I heard you can plug your car's seatbelt into the original seatbelt anchor point and that stops the chime, but don't quote me on that

>>28985334
Are you fucking retarded? Do one simple wiring

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>>28985153 (OP)
>fixes your seat belt chime (aka built-in dashboard screeching leftist)
nothing personnel kid

>>28985334
have you considered wearing the seat belt?

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>>28985334
They're banned because they're not actually for extending the seatbelt, just for shutting the alarm up. They're functionally identical to picrel except you can't even open your beer with it.

>>28985334
Oh. You’re retarded.

>>28985334
When you asked for "legit seat belt extenders" and mentioned not getting sent through the windshield in a crash there was an assumption that you had a legitimate need for something non-retarded.

>>28985341
>>28985392
Yeah let me just rewire my company's fleet vehicle...

Just jump the wires dingus. God damn this board is worse than /g/

>>28985452
You’re not the same guy. Go away I want to hear from him not you.

Never knew /o/ was a board full of pearl clutchers, these are great for when you're constantly hopping in and out of a work vehicle on site so its not like you're going fast anyway.

>>28985520
>pearl clutchers
They're just the ones that replied.
I always use my seatbelt, except for when I'm driving around the farm picking up sticks or dumping gravel or dirt.
I would never not use my seatbelt when out driving, it keeps my tiny ass from being thrown away from the controls when I do powerslides. I wish my golf cart had a seatbelt. I use the seatbelt on my zero-turn lawn mower.
But, I don't care if someone else does this shit, that's on them, so I didn't say anything.

>>28985520
this board is now full of nocars and brown keyboard racing wrenchlets. it's always been dogshit, but now in a very reddit way.

but ops just as reddit for not just running an illegal one thats always in.

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>>28985526
>zero-turn lawn mower
And not just any $2k dollar store zero-turn.
Mine was over $10k new last summer. Kubota Z422, V-twin.
It'll do wheelies and J-turns like a sumbitch. I have gates in my fence, and I do J-turns into them where the spin happens right through the fence.... ah yeah. I have nowhere else to talk about it.

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>>28985541
>I have nowhere else to talk about it.
I have no five-digit zero turn mower, only a shitty regular Kubudumudu that's older than I am, but I understand this on an instinctual level.

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>>28985541
If your mower ain't doin picrel when you mash both bars forward, you need a better mower. Lol I spent over twice on my zero-turn than what I did on my car.

I mow 0.35 acre in oklahoma with a push mower, just end my suffering

>>28985567
>0.35 acre
I'm working with 25-27 acres, though a lot of it is forest. I'm about to go out on it after this post. Sorta been procrastinating.

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Who needs seatbelts? Only turd worlders go without them

>>28985569
Idk what you're trying to tell me, but .35 acres of turf with a push mower sucks ass I assure you.

>>28985153 (OP)
>look like they'll break in a crash and send me through the windshield
This is why international standards exist. If you can buy it, and its advertised to be where you need it, its safe.

>>28985632
Good job wasting time and resources mowing grass for no reason you retarded liberal

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>>28985632
Yes it does. I just walked in from going on the zero-turn. I really did start mowing after that last post, I have sand in my mouth.
Back in my day my family had one like picrel, and I used hand gas mowers most of my life. It's a bitch to run a push mower, especially around big hills, I totally get it.

>>28985655
As opposed to my yard looking like a tweaker trailer? I'm good.

>>28985334
Are YOU retarded? Just go to a junkyard and cut off the belt and take the latch

>>28985671
Retarded brown hands typed this post

>>28985153 (OP)
lose weight

>>28985452
Yeah let me just illegally add a seatbelt extender to my company's fleet vehicle...

>>28985630
lmao

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>>28985404
>have you considered wearing the seat belt?

>>28985334
Just get the chinkshit garbage.
You dont care about your safety or health so why does it matter?

>>28985681
>please be brown. please be brown. please be brown

>>28985722
As the son of a retired paramedic, I can ASSURE YOU that seatbelts aren't safer than without them. He has many horror stories to tell, and he usually spares me the gruesome details. I won't deny that there are cases where they have saved lives, but the number of acute injuries and incidental deaths outweighs them

The only reason that seatbelts are pushed so hard is for insurance and so they can charge extra for safety features. Don't even get me started on back up cameras and lane keep assist...

>>28985687
Multi drop drivers are allowed no seat belt by law. (eg a post man) They're not allowed to defeat the bonging noise apparently.

>>28985739
Your dad is a faggot.

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just pull the plug

>>28985739
>The only reason that seatbelts are pushed so hard is
...so the police can have another way to $$fine$$ you.

>>28985739
I'm so glad you can ASSURE ME (all caps), I will believe your source and trust you dude

>>28985739
>number of acute injuries and incidental deaths outweighs them
Bullshit.
This is the same old tired "if he wouldnt have had his seat belt on he would have been thrown clear and survived!!" type of garbage.
Your paramedic parent was trained for triage in a 6 month course. They werent a doctor or engineer. That collapsed lung from a seat belt would have otherwise been a human cannonball traveling through the windshield and splattering against the back of the truck they rearended.
Your parent is a dumbfuck and so are you.
Stop wearing your seat belt. Fastest way to eliminate you from the gene pool.

>>28985772
Don’t be mean to him. His dad is gay.

>>28985772
>Your paramedic parent was trained for triage in a 6 month course. They werent a doctor or engineer.
His qualifications are irrelevant because as a paramedic he was first on the scene (every time) and personally witnessed things that you can only hypothesize about.

>>28985805
He was first on the scene so he could look at their penises without anybody finding out.

>>28985805
>Arrive to crash
>Guy hit another guy head on at 50mph each
>Both drivers dead
>"Wellllll if they didn't have their seatbelts on they woulda been thrown out and gotten some scuffs and a headache but lived, eeeeyup that's for sure!"
Real life experience doesn't mean you will necessarily come to the correct conclusion, especially if you are a retard.

>>28985814
>guy swerves to avoid a collision
>guy end up upside down in a river
>car filling with water
>seat belt traps guy inside so he drowns and dies
hey look. i can move goalposts too!

>>28985817
Your dad gets horny thinking about that guy getting all wet in the river.

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>>28985814
>if they didn't have their seatbelts on they woulda been thrown out
No. If they didn't have seatbelts on they would've driven more carefully and avoided the collision.

Imagine if the airbag in the centre of the steering wheel was replaced with a dagger pointing directly at your chest. You'd drive more carefully knowing that if you crash you're going to die.
Seatbelts (and airbags and being inside a steel cage on wheels) promotes self-assurance and confidence and eliminates the self-preservation instinct that we all have. This results in careless driving that ultimately results in fatal collisions.

>>28985755
>socket switch is normally open.

>>28985817
Hitting water in a vehicle is like slamming a brick wall. He would have been dead or knocked unconscious without the seat belt.
If he cant get his seat belt off then hes not going to get the door open or shatter a window.

I was in an Armored Cav unit and went through extensive rollover and water submersion training. Im not just pulling this out of my ass- ive been on the rotisserie in the dunk tank with a frog on standby (never need him because im high speed, low drag).

why not just plug the seatbelt in and not wear it

>>28985839
>Imagine if the airbag in the centre of the steering wheel was replaced with a dagger pointing directly at your chest.
please let this happen it would be so fucking funny

>>28986000
this isnt a flex considering the side of the us military, i'm an ebin firefighter and did Sea Survival myself(four day total course to be allowed to be on a ship by myself to babysit an alarm panel)

>>28985153 (OP)
The dealer will often just give them to you.