/out/ — Hunting

>>2867887 (OP)
Would you still eat plants of they could talk?

>>2867888
I usually steam them so they wouldn't have much to say

>>2867887 (OP)
I know a certain sub-specimen of humans that can speak (even tho it's often hard to decipher) and I would happily hunt them to extinction

Yes, I'd still shoot an enemy combatant if they could talk, I'd still kill my prey and eat it if it could talk, I will still compete with other humans even if they can talk.

>>2867887 (OP)
No i dont eat anything smarter than a fish

>>2867887 (OP)
If my grandma had wheels, would she be a bike?

>>2867887 (OP)
Why does your AI sloppa have a third antler? With all that money you’re saving eating vegetables you should be able to afford a better generator

>>2867924
I was thinking the same thing. At least it generates the typical bitch in such photos.

>>2867887 (OP)
yes but id only hunt the annoying ones that wont stop mouthing off

>>2867903
Conveniently, there won't be a response to this.

>>2867924
You know you can find antlers on the ground, right?

>>2867887 (OP)
>find out deer are communists
>become a poacher

>>2867887 (OP)
>Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk?
it is a stupid question because animals and fish can't talk. And before they can talk, they have to form thoughts; concepts, that they wish to communicate.
When I butcher them or fry them, I usually make sure that any bits that move stop moving.

Evidently, you have degraded yourself from humanitym, and relate more to animals. I do no have a problem with that. But I. do have a problem when you impose that on unperverted humans, trying to get them to degrade themselves.

So fuck off with the animal lerve.

>>2867887 (OP)
hell yeah i would. If the plants and animals could talk it would make the whole experience better. I yearn to hear the deer scream as I chase it through the woods. I yearn to chuck speers and chase game like the mayate I am.

>>2867887 (OP)
Old mate in New Orleans sure did after Katrina went through.

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>>2867887 (OP)
The animals already speak to me though... And they tell me that they want me to kill them so their suffering can end.

>>2867976
Animals can have thoughts. They also can dream, and communicate with each other. You just can't understand them, the same way they can't understand you
Have you never had a pet ?

>>2867890
I usually shoot animals before eating them so they wouldnt have much to say.

>>2867887 (OP)
If they could talk, they'd sell eachother out faster than you can say "Les Collaborateurs". Not only would I hunt, it'd be easier than ever.

I’d say it would improve the likelihood of me passing on a particular one if he was cool and shit but the implications can change things. Is it full on dr Doolittle can talk & logically can also talk to each other or just grug tier shit or rough emotions? I’m still hunt fishing prolly. I’d bleed fish out more consistently in either case although putting one in a bucket with the others and him saying “is that a dead guy” would be entertaining.

It would only take one plant figuring out if they act really weird about being peed on to spread the word and never get peed on again except by perverts. I likely would eat plants too since in this hypothetical world everything talks but evolved the similarly somehow so clearly we’ve got no reason to get guilty over the natural order of things

>>2868343
"Why did you kill meeeeee?!"

>>2867887 (OP)
>if animals could talk?
they do talk

>>2867900
so you're strictly on chicken

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I'll tell you one thing, the ability to speak isn't the thing stopping me from killing OP you faggot

>>2867887 (OP)
would you hunt progressives if it were legal?
what a stupid rhetorical question.

>>2867903
I heard she's the village bike lol

>>2868288
I usually shoot humans before eating them so they wouldnt have much to say.

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>>2867887 (OP)
I would date the animals.

>>2867887 (OP)
i would hunt more because they are stupid and they would say stupid annoying things.

>>2867897
Bix nood

>>2867887 (OP)
Guy goes to talent agent with dog.
>Guy: I have this talking dog.
>Agent: Ok, let's see.
>Guy: What is on top of house?
>Dog: Roof, roof!
>Guy: What is on the side of a tree?
>Dog: Bark, bark!
>Guy: Who is best baseball player?
>Dog: Ruth, ruth!
>Agent: Get out of my office!
Dog and guy sitting on curb.
>Dog: Dimaggio?

>>2867887 (OP)
The drug addled transients who try to nest on my property can almost mimic human speech and that doesn't stop me.