/pol/ — Indian nationals warned about rise in drownings in Canada

AnonymousID:UhJ9hhFQ06/11/26(Thu)17:06:26No.536866690

I told them a white gf is at the bottom of the ocean

AnonymousID:HcQ5jmYH06/11/26(Thu)17:07:21No.536866745

>>536866630 (OP)
I used to watch that Aussie goyslop documentary show about lifeguards at the beach and 90% of the drowning victims were either Indians or Chinks

AnonymousID:d561Yfw306/11/26(Thu)17:08:04No.536866797

There's so much garbage in Indian waters you can't drown even if you can't swim.

AnonymousID:ALlYXpq606/11/26(Thu)17:14:51No.536867181

>>536866630 (OP)
>>536866630 (OP)
>Why can’t jeets swim?
They can. Just water in Canada has average lower denisty (around 1 kg per 1l) due to not having all the shit and garbage in it. This confuses jeets and causes them to drown

AnonymousID:oREzQ/Df06/11/26(Thu)17:15:07No.536867208

>>536866630 (OP)
>get drunk on cheap beer or even some homemade poop moonshine bullshit
>go out in the lake following along a sandbar
>"wow looking how far i can be going without needing swim"
>"oh bloody fucking now it is deep here how has this happened"
>can't find the sandbar that you were walking on
>literally cannot swim
>if it's the prairies, it's probably windy out and you can get blown further out pretty easily
>don't eat anything except meat strips soaked in spice so your body doesn't bloat up, making it harder to find

AnonymousID:XVvESlTt06/11/26(Thu)17:17:28No.536867361

>>536866630 (OP)
They can swim, but only in their native waters. Those waters that are so polluted with shit and piss that they are more like semi-solids than actual liquids. In places with actual clean water, they are unable to move through it, since it isn't as dense with pollution.

AnonymousID:IAH3weMN06/11/26(Thu)17:26:19No.536867913

>>536866630 (OP)
The water temperature is heart stopping. It ain't warm.

AnonymousID:zP+BDAzz06/11/26(Thu)17:26:34No.536867932

>>536866630 (OP)
They dissolve in water

AnonymousID:vE317FZZ06/11/26(Thu)17:27:37No.536868007

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>>536866630 (OP)
>Based Nessie moved out here to patrol the lakes.
In India - Water is for throwing trash into, not for swimming.

AnonymousID:j5bx0h/H06/11/26(Thu)17:27:40No.536868011

>jeets enter the water but forget they can't swim
whoops

AnonymousID:WK4u6xwV06/11/26(Thu)17:28:37No.536868056

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Why can't lesser races swim?
White people literally toss toddlers in pools and they figure it out

TOILET TARIQID:5WgdBh9J06/11/26(Thu)17:29:34No.536868114

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>>536866630 (OP)
Same answer to everything when it comes to Poos:

Arrogance.

AnonymousID:ElwpE4lQ06/11/26(Thu)17:36:57No.536868601

>>536866630 (OP)
No one stop them, let the jeets meet Davy Jones.

AnonymousID:yOa3/stI06/11/26(Thu)17:38:17No.536868683

>>536866630 (OP)
da water be raysis

AnkitID:mTybUPOJ06/11/26(Thu)17:38:50No.536868723

Jumps in for izzat. Rest is history

AnonymousID:ftoIPftI06/11/26(Thu)17:41:37No.536868912

Clean water is instantly fatal to the average jeet. Anyone else seen that montage of them jumping into water and dying instantly?

AnonymousID:ARygIyTb06/11/26(Thu)17:43:21No.536869033

Was out in the bush the other day and came across two Indian guys in shorts and flip flops trekking through a tall grass meadow ... I can't even imagine the amount of ticks they got covered in. Indians don't understand nature.

AnonymousID:zt9DSJuE06/11/26(Thu)17:43:51No.536869062

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>>536866630 (OP)

uh huh

AnkitID:mTybUPOJ06/11/26(Thu)17:45:28No.536869164

But when they drown it leaves behind at least 3-5 years of irreversible ecoli and fecal damage to the river. It's pretty much dead water from that point on

AnonymousID:WK4u6xwV06/11/26(Thu)17:48:07No.536869349

>>536869062
>flash floods
>beachgoing
wow Pratyuksh (yuck), elite human capital.
Took you a PHD to think of that one?
Don't make me come there and push you in a lake along with your ugly goblin wife that doesn't put out (she would to me).

AnonymousID:0249n4TG06/11/26(Thu)17:51:41No.536869596

>>536869062
There's a difference between not being able to swim, and being hit with a crazy flash flood in the middle of the night while you're asleep in a tent on the banks of a river.

AnonymousID:P1OpLI9s06/11/26(Thu)17:58:07No.536870030

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>>536866630 (OP)
Is this why they dont bathe? They scary of water or sumn?

AnkitID:mTybUPOJ06/11/26(Thu)18:01:57No.536870296

Ok legit question is it true that if you jump in the ganges or something u won't drown due to all the trash and shit submerged in the water? Literally everything is a flotation device. If so we must enrich safety of Canadian lakes and rivers

AnonymousID:dHnyAlJm06/11/26(Thu)18:02:17No.536870322

>>536866630 (OP)
They can swim just fine in the ganges. Seems like they only have a problem with clean water.

AnonymousID:lUhP35QQ06/11/26(Thu)18:02:48No.536870356

>>536869164
>>536869062
Heatwave kill more pajeet

AnonymousID:zt9DSJuE06/11/26(Thu)18:03:40No.536870428

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>>536870356

AnonymousID:WK4u6xwV06/11/26(Thu)18:04:40No.536870501

>>536870428
India is bliling akive Pratyuksh.
White people invented air conditioning.

AnonymousID:6orU69Sz06/11/26(Thu)18:07:59No.536870739

>>536866630 (OP)
Not enough shit, dead bodies and idol garbage in the water to make they bouyant

AnonymousID:zWcS0L+306/11/26(Thu)18:37:05No.536872419

Redeemed

GaganddeepID:mTybUPOJ06/11/26(Thu)18:50:02No.536873153

Wrong answer Max, when a jeet falls in the water Ganesh will rise and save him

AnonymousID:VQughZyS06/11/26(Thu)18:55:16No.536873478

>>536869062
rapid flood waters is much different than going to a beach
but you know that rabbi

AnonymousID:PHiPseDI06/11/26(Thu)19:18:40No.536874909

>Indian national
When did Canadian MSM give up on saying "South Asians"? They were pushing that shit so fucking hard.

AnonymousID:HidGKkeO06/11/26(Thu)19:19:28No.536874944

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>>536868056
Indians use pools of shit instead so the toddlers never have to learn how to swim

AnonymousID:MPpcpcEl06/11/26(Thu)19:20:02No.536874979

>>536866630 (OP)
>Why can’t jeets swim?
They all think that swimming is below them. For people that seem to worship water, they sure hate it.

AnonymousID:XWMrMvgg06/11/26(Thu)19:20:46No.536875025

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>>536866630 (OP)
they fucking drown even in a freaking ankle deep puddle
absolute fucking subhumans

AnonymousID:YM/DSMAK06/11/26(Thu)19:21:39No.536875067

>>536874500
Kek.

SageID:+CecQaiM06/11/26(Thu)19:24:09No.536875210

>>536868056
That's how I learned to swim.My uncle threw me into the pool and said sink or swim, have fun
I learned to swim that day

AnonymousID:6Kb0eG2s06/11/26(Thu)19:26:43No.536875338

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>>536866630 (OP)
Can't drive
Can't swim
Can't join the military
Only want to become CEOs and politicians controlling people

AnonymousID:PHiPseDI06/11/26(Thu)19:38:33No.536876104

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>>536875338
>Updated May 24, 2024
So about that...