/qst/ — Blue Oni Quest

>>6422195 (OP)
>- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!
I mean c'mon

>>6422195 (OP)
>Contemplate how you came to be

>>6422195 (OP)
>- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!
Stronk woni

>>6422195 (OP)
>Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!

>>6422195 (OP)
>- Become aware of your surroundings

>>6422195 (OP)
>Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!
I already feel dominated

>>6422195 (OP)
>- Contemplate how you came to be

>>6422195 (OP)
>What do?
- Contemplate how much of a flake you are

>>6422195 (OP)
>- Contemplate how you came to be
>Then change the title to Boob Oni

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You shout a challenge towards the heavens! "Woe to you oh heaven earth and sea! Everything belongs to me! For I claim dominance of all I see!"

You receive nothing but silence in return, but you know your enemies now work to bring about your downfall. Pathetic! You will run them down like dogs!

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In order to hasten the predetermined collapse of your enemies, you also check your surroundings and Contemplate how you came to be.

You are far into the mountains of a region known as Hekora province. All around you are untamed wilderness. You know this intuitively. How? Well the answer is simple.

Next to you are the bones of a women who's memories you inherited. She was a local shrine maiden who came to banish a demon. She FAILED big time but her loss was your win because an oni plant grew on her body and gave birth to you! Wow! Really cool backstory.

Even though you have this womens memories and knowledge, you are not her! You just parasited her brain, or at least this plant did. Its a very complicated origin story. Its a dangerous thing to willow in this women's memories however, because suddenly you feel SHAME for being naked. Oh no! That's potentially a permanent debuff.

>What do?
- Training arc, time to become SWOLE
- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
- Look for the demon that slayed this women
- run care free through the wilderness
- Write in

>>6422227
- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!

>>6422227
>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE
>- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!

>>6422227
>Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
Intimidate local demons (POTENTIAL RIVALS!) by LARPing as a shrine maiden then kill them with bare hands. Simple plans are the best, no?

>>6422227
>Training arc, time to become SWOLE
We don't need clothes. We'll use our BULK to intimidate our foes

>>6422227
>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE
Develop a body to be proud of, and shame will fade.

-Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!

>>6422227
>- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!

>>6422227
>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE

We have dominion over all the earth, neither climate nor modesty can constrain us with clothes!

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You grab whatever is left of the maidens clothing to cover yourself. Unfortunately, the clothing is quite torn and you are TOO BIG to fit. However, you are not actually ashamed of being NAKED, you are ashamed that you are not wearing clothing!

Somehow this feels lewder, being an oni sure is tough.

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You have not been alive for even five minutes and you have already begun your training arc! Its time to get BIG. Just in time a wild HOG appears, he has heard your challenge to the heavens and has come to dispute your claims. He will be the FIRST obstacle you must surmount on this bitch of an earth.

>Roll 1d10!

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>6422273
THE BESTEST STRONGEST LEWDEST ONI

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>6422273

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>6422273
Boar? More like gored!
>>6422281
NICE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>6422281
Based.

>>6422273
Looks like pork for dinner.

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>>6422289

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10/10

You HEAVE the boar up into the air with your TITANIC MIGHT. Through this mighty feat you reveal to yourself that you have [bold][3][/bold] strength, that means that you roll a best of 3 dice when resolving feats of strength! Additionally, you note that the higher the number on the dice the better quality of outcome! This completes the basic combat tutorial.

The boar wiggles its feet impotently, awaiting the spine shattering suplex you are poised to deliver.

What do?
- Eat pork
- Befriend Pork

>>6422300
>EAT PORK

>>6422300
>Subjugate Pork
Bow and pledge (or oink) yourself to us and yo will be spared. Disobey and you will be eaten!

>>6422300
FEAST ON THE PORK
did the maiden know how to cook?

>>6422300
- Eat pork

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Time passes as you claim dominion over the surrounding woods. You eat pork, birds, whatever beast of the land you can catch. You become so good at eating meat that you can even do it in your sleep! Nothing really comes to bother you and you simply enjoy the sun and the BIG CHILL. You are now one month old, congratulations!

What do now?
> Big chill part 2: blue summer
> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
> come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village
> Just wait for something to happen, its a quest after all!
> write in

>>6422304
>did the maiden know how to cook?
Yep! But if you focus too hard on it you may unearth some memories, and get a past life debuff. Maybe next time you will find yourself needing to wear shoes!

>>6422323
>Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
As it is with shrine maidens, just walk around aimlessly somewhere and you'll find trouble in no time!

>>6422323
> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
No need to leave home when lie is so good here, right?

>>6422323
>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village

>>6422323
>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
Take pig fur, wrap it around feet.

>>6422323
>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
if we COOK, we get MORE GAINZ

>>6422358
Maybe we can even find the DEMON that SLAYED our PAST LIFE. Beating us up? Even if we didn't exist yet? We can't let that slide!

>>6422323
>Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
We can't just keep our strength to ourself, all of creation should be able to witness our magnitude.

>>6422323
> Big chill part 2: blue summer

Chillax, it's summer.

>>6422323
>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village
ok hear me out
Husband

>>6422323
> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight

>>6422323
>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight

>>6422323
>Big chill part 2: blue summer

>>6422323
>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village

>>6422397
>Husband
That comes after becoming stronger.

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>>6422540

>>6422323
> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
TRAIIIIIN
>>6422540
Quiet, you

>>6422540
Damn he was actually silenced. Blu Onigrill is really that strong

>>6422542
>>6422567
>>6422597
wh-what happened?

>>6422617
Some anon was being rude about the art

>>6422617
Sojourner hater, was bound to happen

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There will be many summers to laze around in the future when your rule is secured, this is the time to think about getting big! You spend the next two months stomping around and picking fights with whoever you can find. Mostly you find bears, but you also find some yōkai to wrestle and test your might against! At some point, you encounter a river spirit that seems to come back to life each week making, for an excellent sparing partner.

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"There you are you damn pup!" a voice calls out and distracts you long enough for the river spirit to squirm away.
"I am Boris the Great demon boar of Hekora province!!! I have been looking for the one who has been consuming my subjects and disrupting the balance of the eco system!!!"

"Who you be?" you ask "What you want with me?"

"HUH!?? Are you DUMB? I Just told you!"

>Well? are you dumb?
-Yeah, you dumb, you have 1 INT
-So-so, you have 2 INT
-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT

>>6422655
>-So-so, you have 2 INT
Too stupid is lame. Too smart is lame.

>>6422655
>SO-SO
>WHY DO YOU GET TO PROMPT HOW SMART I AM HUH?
>PUNCH HIM

>>6422655
>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT
>Punch him. Since violence is perfectly fine solution to a lot of problems.

>>6422655
>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT
>punch him