/sci/ — /med/: peartetosis edition

>>16967974

>>16967975
You need a dentist, I would get my knees capped by a periodontist's golf clubs if I answered

Hello, admit the patient

>>16968151
>redhead
Patient definitely fucks the Nazi lady

I have a day full of exams tomorrow that decide if I get into medical school or not. I have never been this anxious in my life

>>16968192
Good luck, now go away and come back when you're in

>>16968192
GOOD LUCK NIGGA I BELIEVE IN YOU

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>>16968192
good luck friend :)

I have some neck vein distension and it originates from the neck up to the ears. I have objective tinnitus or ear sounds but only 20 times a minute-ish. I have fullness of the ears and dry eyes.
The most problematic symptom I have that is that I can't sit or stand upright for long without chest pain getting worse.

This is not a test I need some treatment right now...

>>16967975
Rinse it out with some salt water and it'll probably be fine.

>>16968456
>>16968514
>>16968571
thank you anons i absolutely crushed the exams and i will be starting medical school this summer.

My whole fucking class is on "ADHD" "meds". Fucking junkies. But here I am drinking copious cups of coffee and eating zyns, but IM THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM?! Should I just get on the amphetamine train like everyone else? Anyone can get le heckin ADHD diagnosis these days. My fuck. I'm not sure what happened to the curriculum but even young grads are saying that our current workload is higher than what they had 5-10 years ago. The content isn't hard either, but my fuck the volume is h i g h. Even Anki-ing for up to 600qd is just keeping me at pace for content.

>>16969103
Did you get a conditional acceptance?

>>16969105
just a normal acceptance

>>16969107
Why were you worried about getting good marks on the exam then? Med school is «minimal effort club» you dork. Just get by. Learning extra punishes you on exams. Go hard in Y3/4 and especially residency for the pedantic shit.

>>16969108
I am just finishing an SMP program with a strong linkage and automatic acceptance if you keep above a certain GPA.

>>16969109
Man. This American culture shit is crazy. Medical school isn't even that difficult. Actually, the masters/PhD people don't "get" medicine because they're trying to master irrelevant pathways in hyperfocused detail. I've met some simple people who have been crushing exams and the dorks have been failing them. You only need a 110-115IQ to do medicine lmao. These fucking hoops are insane.
I-i mean... Medicine is hard desu! Be glad you're joining the ranks of HIGH SOCIETY. You better be a good student, iron press your white coat and watch THE PITT™®©. I fucking hate this culture and gatekeeping, but at the same time the gatekeeping is necessary somewhat. I'd hate to have a wide-open lottery, or have a diluted perfession. I just wish people would be less interested in medicine. Most people shouldn't even be in university. THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP INSTEAD

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>>16969104
Yeah, the widespread use of Adderall meds is wild. If someone is diagnosed with ADHD as an adult and they made it all to medical school, it's unlikely they actually have ADHD.

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>>16969148
And as an aside, it's awful that so many medical students have a Type A personality; they will do whatever is necessary to increase their scores. It explains why a 250 Step 2 score is no longer impressive (it's the 47th percentile now).

>>16969115
>only need 110-115iq to do medicine
idk about that. i've seen a lot of female doctors...

>>16969104
Just watched an M1 who I had this exact same conversation with crash out over about a month of marathoning his tele-NP 40mg/day adderall prescription and failing an entire block despite staying up for days at a time making thousands of cards. The entire time he was certain he was crushing it. Take that as you will

>>16969115
>perfession
brown non-/med/ hands typed this post

>>16969273
I'm brown and /med/ so it cancels out and I spell everything correctly

Crazy how I can get 80th percentile on step 2 but still can't talk to a girl

What's the point

>>16969295
you spell like a nigger who dropped out of high school
your Caribbean degree will never make you /med/

>>16969297
i wonder this too often. why am i sacrificing so much for society just to continue being a rizzless incel chud.

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>>16969297
>>16969325
You guys will get girls when you get your money up. Especially you, 80th percentile guy. You will match into a competitive speciality and BRING IN THE BIG BUCKS.

>>16969334
thats such bs though and you know it. or once i get a lot of money then yeah all the 30-40 yo women who didn't give me the time of day in hs, undergrad, or medical school will want me then and ill say fuck off

>>16969335
Yeah obviously you're not gonna roll up with attending check in hand and "beat it chick!" your way into epic ownage. If you're looking to milestone and achievement your way into having people who you don't mesh with overlook the things they don't like about you you're going to grind yourself into suicide.

What are you looking for in a woman? An equal? A best friend?

>>16969338
i dont even want a woman anymore because im just an anxious wreck

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>>16969334
I'm going into anesthesia, trying to match in new york
>>16969339
Picrel

>>16969378
all women will do to you is distract you from what matters, report you for antisemitism to your school/hospital, and divorce you and take all your money

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>>16969379
Stop negging me, nigga
I need a bad bitch in my life

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Hypothetically, if you had to kill yourself and you didn't have access to opioids, how would you do it ?
i was reading about japanese people making and breathing concentrated hydrogen sulfide in the early 2000's and it got me thinking.

>>16969393
We nuh wife bad gyal...we pass dem for di team bro

>>16969509
>Hypothetically, if you had to kill yourself and you didn't have access to opioids, how would you do it ?
Liver failure s/p acetaminophen overdose. That or a slow death from liver failure secondary to being an alcoholic.

>>16969509
Probably lidocaine and propofol bolus
Pass out, go apneic, and never wake up

>>16969338
>Women
>Your equal
>Befriending a woman
Holy equality batman! XD
>>16969509
I stay alive out of spite. Rustling the jimmies of normies is delightful and I'll do so until I'm dead. I'm also not letting a NP/PA replace me. I'd sooner go full Dr. Ted than Dr. Dead

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>>16967964 (OP)
How much longer until bioprinted transplants are available?

>>16969704
The technology is already available, but not for lowly goyim

>>16969680
>Holy equality batman! XD

Yeah, I was gonna make that point. Stopped having women-related angst once I dropped my age range to 24 year old college grads who aren't bitter and ruined, but you also end up having to be their mentor lol

I haven't seen someone say rustling jimmies in a while.

>>16969509
Take as many pleasurable substances as I can get my hands on then ride out in a suicide bag

>>16969804
i did a complete inverse in my mid 20's and only dated women between 40 - 60.
i even dated a glamma gran aged 67.
those were weird times but i enjoyed them.

>>16969806
people will ruin their lives to the point they want to die and then become mechanics, meticulously crafting their heaven chariots.
maybe if they applied that sort of initiative and drive in their own life they wouldn't be in that situation huh !
one of the EMT's was telling me about a guy who made a nitrogen suffocation chamber in his bedroom.

>be me
>30s
>shingles apparently
I could tolerate the grey hair but this is bullshit.

Not only do I have pretty severe ear pain randomly, it's wrapping around my neck and head; started from side of neck, now on lower chin / beard area, behind ear, back of head, and now even my forehead tingles. It's the second fucking day.
(I got valacyclovir already, be honest with me, I need Prednisone too don't I)

>lost relative to a cancer in the 90s
>detected around December
>3rd biggest city in the country
>shit ton of tests done, even bbeing sent to a different city for a test not available locally
>get scheduled for surgery in 6 months (lol)
>top surgeon does the surgery. looks like an English scholar with whitebeard and stick.
>open the patient
>does nothing because it looks too bad "the worst i've ever seen"
>ragequits for the day
>patient offered paliative chemo and sent home to die
Is oncology still this retarded, considering the image tests available are essentially the same?

Any actual attendings here or is it just pre meds and med students

>>16969804
Women should be married at 16 and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. At least then you can have spare time to get them up to speed on basic human skills. Their parents clearly do nothing to teach them skills.
>>16970131
Palliative and oncology is just heavily medicating people without killing them faster than the disease does. That's it. Onc Surgery is for the mentally fragile. They can bad outcomes on "wow this is bad" reasons.

>>16970199
yeah, im actually attending your mom lmao

>>16970218
>Onc Surgery is for the mentally fragile. They can bad outcomes on "wow this is bad" reasons.
Are oncologic surgeons more prone to give up on a patient than their colleages in other areas?

>>16970199
indian ayurveda practitioner here.
i make all my customers call me doctor.

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Tomorrow is my last day of pre-clinicals. These past 2 years have gone by so fast. Feels like the end of an era.

>>16967964 (OP)
>What goes on in the call room stays in the call room
Nigga don't you know how entropy works ?

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>hentaivirus
Here we go again. I'm tired of this shit

>>16968626
Goes to show that all of you are scumbags. Doctors will hang of the trees first.

>>16972560
Yes let me just telepathically treat your mystery disease from across the world based on 3 sentences on a tibetan top-spinning forum

>>16972584
Do no harm, don't forget that you dumb piece of shit.

>>16972587
Yeah not giving out random diagnoses to people based on shit they say on an internet forum is doing our level best to not do harm