/sp/ — Is it coming home this time?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:16:51No.155310705

>>155310368 (OP)
Have they considered shutting the fuck up while the game is on?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:17:49No.155310721

>>155310368 (OP)
Why do they go up when England win? Bit of the ol' celebratory wife bashing?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:18:04No.155310728

>>155310368 (OP)
Shouldn't have walked in front of the telly right as Ngubu took the penalty
Shouldn't have denied me a victory shag
Simple as

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:21:22No.155310782

Women think they're exercising control over a man when they elicit an emotional response from him when in reality they're just one missed penalty from getting battered by a raving lunatic

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:25:22No.155310844

He's coming home
He's coming
Husband's coming home
He's coming home
He's coming home
He's coming
Husband's coming home
Everyone seems to know the score
And you're paying for it, whore
Cause the odds, were so small
So England's gonna
Batter their wives
For the rest of their lives
Like the players, take a dive
But I remember
Three smacks to the face
Blackened eye still shining
Sixty years of betraying race
Never stop our whining

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:36:25No.155311003

silly bitch bought me 12 cans of Aldi piss instead of Stella.
I headstomped that cunt into A&E

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:37:41No.155311021

>>155310782
>Elicit an emotional response from him
How do I counter this without resorting to domestive violence

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:43:38No.155311096

>>155311021
https://youtu.be/uPaZWM4bxrM
Answer courtesy of the Australian taxpayer.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:48:17No.155311169

>>155310721
It's the wives getting beaten when things are going bad for England, penalties, opponent scores, etc. It's happening during the game, not after

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:47:11No.155312154

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Not mentioned:
>90% of that violence is man belly against man belly violence

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:47:59No.155312173

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Don't worry, an English man WILL raise the cup

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:10:18No.155312493

>>155312173
an English man WILL raise the cup
Haaland?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:51:21No.155313183

I don't know how much I can dedicate myself to wife-beating. Work takes up most of the day, and in the evenings I just like to settle down and watch the footy with a nice cuppa tea.

What's the King's position on this? Should we all be beating our wives?
Every match day or just when England loses?

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:52:40No.155313198

Why would you take a bunch of millionaires chasing a ball so seriously you’d beat up on your blowjob sandwich maker? I don’t get it

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:56:01No.155313256

>>155313198
Its just correlated with alcohol consumption, thats why its elavated win or lose.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:58:08No.155313299

>>155313256
Why do English women tolerate this? England invented divorce.