/toy/ — GI Joe & Military General "everyone bitches" edition

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The next wave of reveals is in 4 days

>>11812210
>Toxo-Viper
>Mistress Armada
>Psyche-Out
who else?

>>11812239
retro-card Firefly
Serpentor
Iceberg

I'd like for the next reveal to be arctic Baroness/CC, but they'll put that one off until the last day just to crap on me.

>>11812208 (OP)
>Stealth CLAW with figure
I'm more interested in this now, since the "Stealth" Viper and the Trubble Bubble in that two pack are just in the red and black Strike Team deco from two years ago
If the CLAW is red and black with a matching Valkyrie, that would actually be great

>>11812210
Is Secret Galaxy guy the new brand manager of GI Joe?

>>11812313
No, he's just a hired host for the month.

>>11812313
As far as I know the short round chick with blue hair is still brand manager.

>>11812408
Seems like she's missing in action

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Huh

Didn't know it was painted under there

Classified will be a dead line by 2028

>>11812544
No, and even if it did, they'll have done Interrogator by then and that's the only figure I "need" at this point

>>11812239
Iceberg and the new Cobra character

>>11812208 (OP)
You can add
Arctic Stinger with driver
Retro Flash
Retro Ripcord


This is from the same leak that said Vamp II with tan Clutch, so I believe them.

Golobulus is all but confirmed to be in 2027 to commemorate the G.I.Joe movie 40th anniversary.

>>11812562
Oh right, I forgot there's supposed to be some totally new one like the cowboy guy
Hopefully it's the blonde in the red bodysuit

>>11812544
Okay Scott

>>11812544
Well discussion of it here already is since it's just people talking about how the line is dead arguing with people who say it isn't for the last 534 threads because nobody knows how to ignore anything, including me

>>11812541
It's a pretty nice feature.

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>>11812566
>Arctic Stinger
As soon as I heard we were getting the Arctic Hiss I started buying up every cheap Snow Serpent in my area. People were practically giving them away. Great figure. This Stinger furthers my goals.

>>11812541
Bruh I pulled on that shit and it wouldn’t come off. I didn’t want to break it

>>11812541
what do you mean? the promo shots showed everything pre release

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>>11812649
Sorry this was the only one I looked at

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>>11812654
I thought the promo pics showed it but I was confusing it with this

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>>11812655
You're talking about the unmasked head, right?

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>>11812643
I got enough snow figures to man the HISS tank itself, but that's it. Still have an Arctic BAT on pre-order and assuming that every actually ships out I'll have myself a nice, simple little Cobra snow team.

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Make is happen Super7.

>>11812671
I have the deluxe serpent, two retros, an Arctic BAT, and I put the polar bear with them as their trained attack animal
I kind of regret getting the second retro snow serpent now that there's 3 (and probably more) snow-themed troops coming

Will you guys sell off your collections when the line ends soon?

>>11812541
Is this a troll to get me to snap that thing off?

>>11812707
as soon as yo mama stops selling her ass, cuh

>>11812687
>deluxe snow serpent
Jelly
>polar bear
Fuck I really thought I didn’t need that thing

>>11812714
yeah, the original snow serpent sold out real fast but gamestop had it up for order for a while longer than everywhere else and I gambled on that
I think it might've even shipped later than the other sites if I remember correctly, but either way I at least got the one
The other day I did the same thing with the hooded Cobra Commander at the incorrect price point, and that order is still sitting in my queue so hopefully it sticks through to the release
The polar bear isn't worth the whole price of that set, but it is probably the best polar bear figure ever made

>>11812681
I'm waiting to see their version of Baroness and Zarana.

>>11812681
Super7 won't even be around in a couple months

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>>11812707
I never understood morons who do this. Why spend all that time and money collecting something just to sell it all because there stops being "new" stuff in the line. To me that screams you didn't actually care about the line and just collected things because it was popular.

>>11812687
Eh, I was pretty disappointed with the other "Arctic" characters they revealed so far. The Viper two pack is just normal Vipers....but in white. That's about as lazy as you can get. They could've at least mixed up some of their parts to make em look like they were wearing more winter proof gear or something, but as is I have no interest in simple white repaints.

Now if the rumored Arctic Baroness and Cobra Commander come out nice, I may grab them. But they'll be destined for headswaps or something, only really want one of each main character in my collection.

>>11812724
>but it is probably the best polar bear figure ever made

That's debatable.

>>11813015
>I never understood morons who do this. Why spend all that time and money collecting something just to sell it all because there stops being "new" stuff in the line. To me that screams you didn't actually care about the line and just collected things because it was popular.

There are collectors, and there are consumers. Consumers feel the need to have what's new. What's new is what's the best version of (fill in blank). They're the kind of people who need to move every couple of years and lease cars instead of buying because they need their entire lives to be in a constant state of "new." When a series ends, it's old then. It's time to find something new to consume. They're not nostalgia/sentimental collectors, and ultimately what they spend their money on is disposable.

>>11813091
Consumers are the kind of people who throw away perfectly good clothes because they're one year old and not the latest.

>>11812944
Yeah they will. They're doing fine.

>>11812707
They've increased the number of releases every year for the past 3 years. They wouldn't be doing that if the line was doing badly.

Which Joe should come with the Polar Battle Bear?

>>11813141
Arctic Green Shirt. No small vehicle like that should have a dedicated named Joe unless the original version also had that same character.

>>11813141
Sub Zero, he raised and trained at least 10 polar bears. There was a whole episode about it.

>>11812707
I'd do it now but gee whiz that'd be a lot of effort just listing what I have, and obviously making sure I got every bit I can find included in the loose figures lot. But yeah, you want a hiss sealed? Got you. Dr mindbender? Serpentor with air chariot? Vamp? Trouble bubbles? Tiger paw and warpath? Chuckles? All in opened. And that's just the GOOD stuff.

>>11813015
I've fulfilled my enjoyment and now they are in storage. I still deeply love gi Joe but I honestly don't see myself devoting the time money and effort into collecting action figures much longer.
The spare money would be nice too..

>>11813141
Since we're getting arctic Flint and Lady Jaye with snowcat soon, I'd like an arctic version of another primary Joe.

>>11813224
Yet here you are

>>11813166
Isn’t that what we’re already getting in the 3 pack with Drift Viper and Arctic SAW Viper?

>>11813247
Eh, deep six caught my attention. It's missing sharc but it looks as good as I imagined it. I did pre order the throne as well, it'll look good independently of a shelf full of joes. I'll still say classified are the best value on the market whether I'm involved with them or not.

>>11813328
how is this being updated but still so blurry

>>11813328
Before the end of the month we should:
Know who the last 3 retro characters are.
Reveal toys of the Iceberg wave.
See some of the vehicles.

>find Professor Rottclaw
>check price tag
>get pissed off
$55 for basically the same thing as Croc Master which was $35. Yeah I’m just gonna have to pass

>>11813496
it's funny because he's also supposed to be kind of an army builder since the helmeted head is meant to be some kind of "dino viper" style troop

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>>11813503

>>11813367
I think Hasbro itself leaks it out as a blurry mess.

>>11813503
Paleo-Viper.

>>11813328
Is this image someone having a giggle? Its resolution 2202x1236 is larger than a PC from 1998 could take and yet the text is so blurry as to look like horrible 23kb jpegs from 1998.

>>11813512
>paleo
they have have sick abs under that armor, then

>>11813264
I thought he was an Arctic Steel Brigade. I want a dude in a ski mask with a green helmet, maybe do the alt heads business so you can have different versions when you buy multiple.

>>11813516
its a faggot troll because it doent tell you anything only after reveals is it updated

>>11813505
>This is a $250 photo
Lol

>>11813520
Paleontologists study dinosaurs. The name is based on that.