/trv/ — Where are the best places to go in colombia and how do i get

>>2882630 (OP)
Medellin used to be very popular for the sexpats. Unfortunately, the locals figured out they could lure stupid gringo men to random apartments with just a hot chica, and then kill and rob the evil gringoid.

If you look up @robkroese on Twitter, he's gone to Colombia a few times. His latest adventure there looked pretty good. I forget the name of the town, though, and I'm not going to doomscroll through five months of tweets to find it for you tonight; you'll have to do it yourself. Nice comfy coastal town with lots of seafood restaurants and ocean recreational stuff.

>>2882630 (OP)
I like Bogota and Medellin. I don't speak any Spanish. The cities are shitholes but the landscape is incredible. I usually end up getting an apartment for a month or two, having rappi monkeys deliver my food, and working in a cozy airbnb with a view.

>>2882820
they literally are deporting people at airport if they suspect you as a sex tourist. but these are mostly nigger african americans who don't speak a word of spanish and have airbnb near parque lleras and cannot give a clear explanation on why they are visiting.

>>2882820
>the locals figured out they could lure stupid gringo men to random apartments with just a hot chica, and then kill and rob the evil gringoid
is that really how it goes down now? I thought it was always the girl came to your apartment and cleaned you out after drugging you? seems like worse risk vs reward to kill somebody just to get their phone and the money in their wallet

>>2884014
No, its a huge exaggeration. Only the dumbest and most belligerent retards get scammed/scoplomined and robbed.

Just be suspicious of any legitimately scorching hot bimbo acting like she is incredibly into you.

>>2884014
they don't kill you intentionally. it's just that they don't care about the dosage as long as they knock you out. some people will be able to handle a higher dosage than others. how much alcohol you have in your system may also affect it

>>2884041
american men have zero common sense. nobody deserves to be drugged but i don't even feel sympathy for men who get robbed still. its been 5 or 6 years since people have been warned of this. Colombia has large influx of tourism since after covid. its common knowledge the druggings and robbings are common yet the retards still fall for it

>>2884041
>yeah, just be a hostile suspicious incel loner, and everything will be fine!
But you won't have any fun living this way. So what is the fucking point? I spent nearly three months in the country living this way, and it sucked.
>>2884058
Colombian cities used to have a homicide rate literally 50x that of America. But of course they never commit murder intentionally. It's always a tragic accident.

>>2884169
yeah but those murders didn't have anything to do with tourists. those were the escobar days

>>2884169
>So what is the fucking point?
There simply is no point to go to Colombia post-covid unless you're just there for the normie shit

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>>2882820
I found Kroese's idyllic little seaside place, BTW. It's called Taganga. Apparently it's a party town for the backpacker crowd.

>>2884451
The Caribbean coast cities and towns are such dilapidated shitholes full of sketchy characters, overcharging, and no-go slums. Guajira is one of the shittiest parts of South America, but foreign tourists still flock there. And the sex appeal of those dark brown Caribbean girls cannot be understated. They give white guys bold looks like "hey gringo come get some...if you dare". Scowling brothers and cousins lurking nearby of course.

Personally I preferred the mild climate of the Andean highlands, with low prices for lodging and a lack of beach bum gringo tourists. I cut my Caribbean trip short to return to the highlands, cancelling some reservations and even walking out on a five-night hostel stay in Cartagena only three nights in.

Taganga National Park is more pristine, but it's also a giant ripoff. Meme leaning palm trees over a jungle beach with muh sand and waves. European backpackers paying double price for everything. That being said, the rich Euro beach girls are more slender than Colombian fatties and often walk around hostels wearing little clothing. So you do get eye candy on a regular basis, and you definitely have a good chance of getting laid if you look good in swimming trunks and know how to have a good time when the sun goes down.

>>2884497
How expensive is Taganga? I'm a rich American, I don't really care if someone is charging me 80 cents instead of 30. I do care if someone is charging me $50 instead of $15 tho.

>>2884497
Second for Cartagena being ass. Spent one night there and that was enough. We bussed to Parque Tayrona and it was very tourist but not a dump, I had fun there staying at one of the eco hostels. If I ever went to that part of Colombia again ( probably not) I'd just fly in and out of Santa Marta.

Does Colombia have donkey shows? Dog would also be acceptable.

>>2885294
If you want an A/C room near the touristy beach, you just might be paying $50 when everyone else is paying $15 for their screened-in shack.

>>2884041
>cucklombians
>legitimately scorching hot
wild how literally every single race in the world has hot women and normgroids still go for the baboons with lipstick

>>2889153
The fat stupid whores are best for a rollicking good time. But they always leave you with regret afterwards, and their appetite for money rivals their appetite for cock.