/trv/ — /phg/ Philippines General

Thailand is better.

>The Philippines officially consists of 7,641 islands

Crazy.

>>2887171
>ywn own your own off grid hectare homestead island

I realize the Philippines probably isn't big on donkeys, but do they have dog shows?

>>2887254
They have cock shows. A bit of blood.

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>>2887134 (OP)
>Shizotypal dad living in the philippines off Social Security seems to have had a kid (she exists but who knows if she's his) with a woman who regularly steals from him.
What is the right way to feel about this?

>>2887326
>that picture
Kek.

Shrug and move on. Older men need something to keep busy with, even if it's shitty ethnic pussy. With nothing going on they just rot away and die fast.

There are a lot of boomers in his situation here. Bad woman parasite feeding on them, but at least they feel needed.

>>2887246
Is it scientifically feasible to “own” a small island in the Philippines?
Who is selling? Do I go island to island with a bundle of cash? I want to live on a farm

>>2887393
You can't own land dipshit

>>2887409
sure you can. what kind of ideology are you pushing here

>>2887428
Blocked. No time for fucking retards.

>>2887409
Can you inherit land ?

>>2887393

Yes you can, I had a rich Godfather uncle who owned a small private island, we used to go it with his yacht.

If you apply for Filipino citizenship, the easiest to attain in all of Southeast Asia, you can buy a private island afterwards.

You better do it quickly and get that citizenship and island while everyone thinks the Philippines is poor and uncool, to get bargains, since once we become the new in-thing again, property values will rise up.

It's slowly happening (Philippines being cool again)

SEGA sets their new game Virtua Fighter VI in Manila, Philippines...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/1tyd5tz/it_looks_like_the_upcoming_virtua_fighter_game_is/

>>2887460
Philippines is never going to be cool. It's disgusting filthy shit hole filled with low IQ retards who thrive on gossip, lying and sex. The food is the worst in the entire world and it's not even cheap. Food and drinks and hotels Are cheaper in Japan and Korea vs that fucking hell hole

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>>2887482

Cope.

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Jollibee down ;_;

>>2887482
Meh, the streets are still a lot cleaner than India. Even small villages have good pavements. And if you are happy with a non A/C room, I bet you can find a place to stay for very cheap. Firsties don't understand that personal A/C is still considered a high-class luxury in countries like the Philippines, and you are expected to pay a hefty premium for it. Especially because they assume that foreigners are running their unit continuously at 16 C.

Gensan bro are you alive ? 8.0 just hit gensan and the place is completely fucked up
If still alive get some footage for historical value

>>2887776
Every time a major earthquake hits Asia, you start to realize Japan is the only Asian country with proper earthquake building codes.

>>2887822
Why have building codes when you can prop up a new rebar and cinderblock shitshack in a couple days?

A 99 year lease isnt the same as owning something, and you can lose it instantly and not be paid full price if someone else wants it from the government and they think they can get a better deal.

>>2887834
Most builders make their cinder blocks and use only half the required sand and concrete to save money it's all a huge shit show even condos in Manila fall down often

>>2887822
considering how important Jolibee is you would think at least those are well protected.

>>2887901
McDonald's collapsed too
Lucky gensan is a filthy rundown unsafe shit hole

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Do you enjoy spaghetti as a side dish?

>>2887945
Fucking expensive now for that slop
I used to buy the 500p big chicken bucket and share it with my hotel receptionist girls each night they all loved me

>>2887134 (OP)
I want to swim there

Why do malls open so late lmao
I want to buy some shit I forgot to pack argeggrgrggrgrgr

>>2887945
I was watching some Filipino TV and the ads, food ads especially, are so cringe but I love them

>>2887983
It's because the people are all lazy if they open at 8am no one will show up for work

>>2888044
Sorry po trappik po baby sick po mother hospital po sorry po

>>2887983
Late opening is the norm in a hot humid country where people stay up late at night and then sleep during the morning cool.
>>2887948
Food prices have been soaring all over Asia, and will only continue to rise. Don't be broke. You now need $10 a day to live on stall food in Thailand. Good quality stall food, but still. It's not priced like it used to be.

>>2888111
Yeah Philippines has never been cheap though unless you sit in a filthy canderia eating their fucking slop food
Thailand is no longer a cheap destination. Vietnam still dirt cheap for now but vloggers are ruining that as we speak

I just cooked hotdogs for my gf (who apparently likes the “meat”, but has never had it in a bun (what’s that?!!)).
Anyways I had one and it was solid. Cheese, onions, crispy bacon, cheese ketchup, mustard.
The skin was a bit tough though, eh Philippine says weird things. I go to serve the others and discover these pieces of shit are wrapped in plastic.
I will probably die here. Linking this post to my brother so he can claim my travel life insurance.

>>2888267
Holy fucking lol good luck anon. Should come out the other end. You'll feel it.

>>2888267
the hot dogs were individually wrapped in plastic? that's weird, I've never seen that before

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>>2888393
It’s been over 24 hours now. I ate a lot after and have had 6 coffees since. Couldn’t notice passing any plastic but haven’t felt any obstructions or pain.
I think I’m okay.
>>2888502
See pic. I read there are several reasons they do this. Individual sale, keep flies off, contamination reasons, etc etc

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>>2888640
half of my family are conservatives who married brown people and have no idea how racist I secretly am and think they are lesser for doing so

but honestly my sister married another half-jew and he's pretty gross looking and the kids are kinda misshapen too, wish she'd married a full white or at least a less weird looking jew if such a thing exists oh well

I don't think anyone white in my family married someone hot and had hot kids.

>>2888641
You should have convinced your sister to not marry a jew. ngmi chief

>>2888640
I find it funny how guys say "western women are all whores, I want a trad wife", and then they go to the part of the world where prostitution is super common and every woman fucks any foreigner they think will give them a green card.
The average Filipina probably has a higher body count than the average American woman lmao

>>2888648
>The average Filipina probably has a higher body count than the average American woman lmao
Ehh it really depends. Virginity is highly valued in Philippo culture. Being a whore, man or woman, is practically condemned by the society with the Catholic church still wielding immense influence writ large. Families on both sides will treat you as a straight up undesirable if you fuck more than two women. Virgins are highly valued and have almost no expiry date. I know a person who had a mother conceiving them when she was on his forties. Phlippos are like bite-sized midget mexicans without the aztec bloodlust and more longhoused.

>>2888649
>on his
*on her forties

>facebook goes down for all of philippines
>crowds of people literally go wander outside in a daze because no free facebook
>congregate and wonder and worry about what happened

lol

>>2888654
That sounds dystopian. Is Facebook really the only thing that connects them to the Internet?

>>2888649
Lower class filipina women have excessively high body counts because they casually trade pussy access for phone data, rice, or just pocket change. I'm not even talking about girls who 'walk' to pay for school tuition, this is just normal girls who get a little bit of plapplap for almost nothing, and just lay there and take it for a couple minutes and go on about their day.

This behavior starts at around age 13 or 14. It continues even if she has a filipino boyfriend. The only way to prevent it from happening is to literally lock her in an apartment and pay for her everything, or she will find a cock to bounce on for phone load.

They don't consider it 'body count', and they don't consider it 'real sex', because they are just doing it for their necessities, they will never acknowledge it to anyone who inquires.

>>2888655
For lots of them, yes. FB gives a certain amount of free usage ability in Philippines, esp with messenger. More importantly, FB is the only thing most of these people use the internet for in the first place, unless its to watch movies on wifi occasionally.

>>2888657
Mindbroken paypig

>>2888662
No, just pragmatic and realistic about what is going on. One of the reasons its so easy to find p4p in PH for a westerner is because they offer 4x-10x as much for what women already do to make ends meet.

If you meet a nice girl in this country and she indicates shes only had 1 or 2 partners or never did that type of thing, she isn't lying deliberately. She just doesnt "count" it.

The only way to avoid accidentally dating a whore is to make sure a girl has parents who work, siblings with professions, and who is going to school on her parents money, or who supports herself with her own business/work somehow.

If the girl of your dreams has mysterious injections of cash into her life, you can count on her recieving other mysterious injections of another sort.

hey guys im going to PH for 5 days is there a particular sim card you'd recommend? Should I buy a physical one from amazon before i go or just do an esim? thanks

>>2888749
get a sim at the airport when you arrive, never buy a sim online ever because they are likely cloned
esim rarely works in philippines because the primary carriers are retarded and shitty, but you are welcome to try it first

As a tourist Globe is your best bet, its app/registration process are easier to use and finish for a visitor. Smart works fine but its app and website fuck up constantly for tourists.

>>2888752
Smart rejected my airbnb booking screenshot for address confirmation. I did it again 20 mins later and I guess some other agent said that’ll do. It took under an hour all up to finally get registered.

>>2888752
what if I don't have the option for a physical sim card?
>>2888804
should I set up SMART online before I leave?

>>2888817
IDK. I just loaded my local SIM and my bank asked me for a one time password. I had to un-flight mode my home SIM (put in an old phone I brought) to receive the code. Pretty sure I’ll get charged for that.
If you could pre-load maybe 200 peso per week of your expected stay there it should be okay??? to avoid daily roaming charges.
I might be way off, but my 60 peso basic SIM has gotten me around using google maps for navigation for a couple days so far. I connect to wifi whenever I can like a true filo

>>2888749
DO NOT GET SMART, THEY ARE DOGSHIT.
Get Globe.

>>2888749
I assume you're landing at NAIA 3. After you collect your luggage and get out, there should be several booths selling sim cards in the waiting area. Get it from one of them. I recommend Globe.

>>2888823
Why couldn't you pay for your load with cash, doofus? There's only ten thousand shops offering the service.

>Flip baby mama sues me for child abandonment with help of an old boomer simp
>show proof to court ive been faithfully supporting my kid the whole time as well as keeping in contact
>they take my passport anyways when I try to renew visa anyways and issue a hold order
>ok.jpg
>stop paying baby mama
>go to embassy get new passport
>take bus to certain place and leave via ferry
>baby mama now wondering why I stopped paying her
>explain she tried to have me imprisoned and now she can go through the legal system she seems to like so much if she wants child support
>flipscreech.wav
>block regretfully, I will miss seeing my kid in video chat and picture
>boomer threatens me
>show him address and pictures of his adult age children, dont say anything but that
>"you're a psychopath"
>yes.jpg
>haven't heard from him since
>depressed since I cant go back to PH
>forced to wander around other sea shitholes instead
>much the same just nobody speaks english

Women will always find a way to get at you bros. Even if you think you are doing the right thing, all it takes is one simp and his resources to gas her up and send her at you.

>>2888921
Sad story. At least you got out unscathed.