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/tv/ — You now remember the Artemis Fowl movie.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)08:56:36
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You now remember the Artemis Fowl movie.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:01:03
I don't, actually.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:06:48
3ft Toblerone
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)09:21:58
somebody post the webm
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:10:21
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>>221160529
No, she still looks like herself but with human ears, fairies or at least pixies are just supposed to look vaguely young. Basically yeah, like a chinese fairy plastic surgery type look.
>YWNBAH
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:21:24
>>221160556
She gets a pituitary gland from a human implanted and it fucks with her powers iirc
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:23:17
>>221160529
I didn't know about the comic before this storytime, it's much better than I expected
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:27:23
i miss the days before the movie existed
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:32:29
>>221160656
What even was her plan with that? She's an adult, she's not gonna grow taller anyway. What did she want to convince everyone she was a midget or something?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:42:17
>>221161965
She was mind controlling some big wig into thinking she was his daughter.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:27:53
>>221159354 (OP)
It really was astonishingly bad. Almost impressively bad. She was cute at least
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:31:00
>>221159354 (OP)
I still don't believe they've made Root a woman, deleting half of Holly's character in the process. The story was already feminist as fuck.
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:35:09
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>>221162661
>Holly has brown skin
>Butler and Juliet are said to be hapas
>turn Holly into a white girl
>turn Butler and Juliet into niggers
It's like even the ready-made DEI source material has to be screwed over by Hollywood
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:37:56
Apparently they actually recorded and produced the latter half of the movie faithfully to the book. And then someone came along and said "No. Let's make it worse".
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:49:35
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>>221162204
is there any nudity in it?
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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:57:18
>>221162714
it's because we can't have the main character being brown
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