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Rate this filmAnonymous06/15/26(Mon)11:56:23

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Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:00:02

>>221161005 (OP)
>we just doomed humanity and left its fate to two children that are about to get eaten by bears
>moral of the story don't upset the natural order
>also capitalism is le bad!!!

BRAVO JOON HO BRA FUCKING VA

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:02:02

3/10
It's a fine premise with some decent acting, but it gets old real quick and it (ironically) can't maintain its tempo. Also the changes to the source material were dumb as hell.
Felt too much like Hunger Games tonally, again, no pun intended, with its goofy antagonists.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:03:14

>>221161005 (OP)
the tracks would freeze over or be covered in snow in like 30 minutes, derailing the whole fucking train.
dumbass premise in a dumbass movie.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:04:34

>>221161005 (OP)
5/10 absolutely mediocre

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)12:04:44

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>>221161005 (OP)

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:54:59

>>221161005 (OP)
>"I'm gonna climb Everest!"
>*dies*

Very funny movie

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:56:10

>>221161005 (OP)
I don't

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)13:58:57

>>221161005 (OP)
The campiness is it's only redeeming quality.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:02:32

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>>221162231
Dying on Everest is fun. You might even become a landmark.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:08:10

6.75/10

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:13:31

>>221161005 (OP)
4/10
poorly conceptualized
quality moments elevate it from 2/10

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:14:54

>>221161005 (OP)
I can't. I shut it off after 40-ish minutes and just read the wikipedia page after I became tired of all the retarded plot holes.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:17:23

The world is dead. Everyone is in a train. But bugs are...le bad...

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:21:40

>>221162403
almost all of these things are explained in the movie lul

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:25:39

>>221161005 (OP)
A pretty decent action thriller with a great premise. Most of the criticisms against it are stupid and made by stupid people. 7/10.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:51:48

>>221161005 (OP)
Boring/10
Everyone recommended this to me and I just didn't care

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:55:38

>>221161068
thats why the train is called the snowpiercer...

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:57:06

>>221162548
yeah if anything the explanation of all of that is literally the point of the movie

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)14:59:38

>>221161005 (OP)
Snow is cold. Trains are hot. But one man would pierce both.

Anonymous06/15/26(Mon)15:00:01

The premise is ok if you suspend your disbelief, but it ends up being a bad movie because of it's ending.
It's like El hoyo, The Silence, Don't Make noise with emily blunt, Birdbox...
You have to buy the magical premise of the setting, otherwise the movie fells apart, so the movie can take part INSIDE the magical premise world.
The problem with this movie, is that it ditches the magic at the end. You can't do that it's stupid to set up "ok on this magical world.." and end up with "Magical made up world bad, see!"
...Ok?
The fucking point?
So stupid