/v/ — HAHAHAHAHAHA LET'S PUT A BUNCH OF LASER SHOOTING FAGGOTS IN

>>740856832 (OP)
>15 different buffs
>map markers
>claymore
laffing

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LOLOLOLOL
YOU GOT ME AGAIN
NOW I GET TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE DUNGEON FOR THE 50TH TIME
AWESOME

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
Sir your shield? Your block button?????

Why do people ignore shields in these games?

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
Is your B button stuck or something? How the fuck can't you time your rolls.

>>740856832 (OP)
bwo where's you're shield?

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
>playing some gaynigger mod
>a trillion buffs
>dying to anal beads

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Lasers shoot straight bro. Have you tried zig-zagging?

>>740856832 (OP)
lol you suck at this game

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>>740856832 (OP)
what the, my game didn't have skeletons shooting those lasers at that part, it was those rock sphere things. did they change something?

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
People like this are the reason "git gud" became such a prolific meme

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
>playing rollslop
>doesn't roll

>>740857140
He's playing some odd mod. Look at all those indiscernible buffs under his bars and the mod sword he's using has the default Dark Souls claymore icon.

>>740856832 (OP)
Yeah that area was fucking mean. Just wait til you see the fucking fire knight spamming rain of fire on the bridge to Rauh. You're guaranteed to die at least once.

>>740856832 (OP)
skill issue.

>>740857140
It's Reforged.

>>740856832 (OP)
unironically you need to spam roll 24/7, that's why we call it roll slop, or alternatively just play another game that isn't trash

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>>740856832 (OP)
Modded shit

This is difficulty scale from Reforged.

>>740856832 (OP)
KWAB GIT GUD

>>740856832 (OP)
>fromdrones countersignaling to discredit any legitimate criticism of their games
no one legitimately gets to this point and doesn't know how to use a fucking dodge roll

>>740857340
in this specific case, nah, the lasers stop tracking slightly before they fire, he doesn't actually even need to roll here.
but even outside of this scenario, this mod makes rolling not always the best answer anyway. the groundslams that you can jump typically can't be iframed with rolls, for example, and there's a duck that can be almost instantly cancelled into a backstep attack that works better than rolling for many horizontal attacks and thrusts.

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
Skill Issue. Proficiency Problem. Talent Trouble.

>FTH build
>Gaymore
Embraced by Miquella.

>>740856832 (OP)
why aren't you rolling? you should know better with these games

>>740856832 (OP)
I just ran past everything in that section. If this some section is annoying then I'm gonna just skip past it.

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>reforged

How's the mage gameplay? Is it any better? Is it fun without summons? Is there a better mod if I just want to play as a mage keyboard warrior?

>>740856832 (OP)
Don't remember these faggots from elden ring but I already have the timing figured out just from looking at the webm, don't normally say it but: skill issue

>>740856886
do you not know how to break line of sight? are you seriously this fucking bad?

>>740857997
Convergence would be the mod if you just want some quick magic-centered playthroughs.
Reforged is when you want another 100 hours but better

>>740856969
shields is for faggots who dont know how to play
like OP just showed

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>>740856832 (OP)
That is not a bullet hell. Plus, you've already been trained by Siofra River, the Uld ruins in Liurnia, and the Ordina evergaol.

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>roll slopper
>mods
>skill
Are we really going here?

>furfag enters the chat

Yep, not even quoting

>>740857997
Mage gameplay is much more active, since some spells and attacks restore your FP
Reforged also has fully functional online gameplay now, though it's really only active in the weekends

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>>740856832 (OP)
>>740858648
Actually, what the fuck is that? I thought you were playing the actual DLC, but I clicked the webm afterward and that enemy is clearly modded.

New Dark Souls???

>>740858761
Modded souls.

>>740856832 (OP)
>>740856886
Skill issue

>>740856969
Cause you're supposed to be rolling, not blocking.

>>740856969
>just use a shield on every single build!
Bad game design.

Shield bro?

>>740859239
>just never deviate from your build, even for a moment, even if it will completely solve a problem you are experiencing instantly with no lasting impact
Bad brain design

>>740859212
You're supposed to avoid damage, method isn't important.

>>740859389
>open cheat.exe

Tbh I just switched to a bow for that part, didn't really like it. Felt more like I was tricking the AI than anything.

>>740859360
>just never deviate from your build, even for a moment
Yes, that's how anyone who isn't a metagaming subhuman plays games.

>>740856886
>>740856832 (OP)
first time I see rhese enemies and area. I geniunly don't know where is it located

>>740859445
It's infinitely more respectable to silently cheat your way through an encounter than to whine about it being too hard online

>>740859537
That's the way to Saint Trina in the DLC, except the enemies are modded in to be the skeletons dudes rather than the columns of stones you get near Evergaol.

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>>740856832 (OP)
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when trying to understand how people enjoy souls likes.

>trial and error area until you've memorized enemy spawns and attack patterns
>trial an error bosses until you've memorized their attack and movement patterns
>haha I keep le dying its so hardcore xD, I love replying the same areas tonnes of times!

Only other way of playing is using some cheese tactic that puts you at a lower risk of being hit, but this is equally as dumb.

>>740859796
It's satisfying to overcome a challenge. It's fun to explore. The music's pretty good too.
You know, standard video game stuff.

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>Mod using PCTroon is dogshit at the game
lmaoooooo, every single time

>>740859753
oh I see , thank you very much

>>740856832 (OP)
yeah, it's called level design
In fact this area is the only memorable level in the DLC, outside of a few catacombs/caves

>>740856832 (OP)
if you charge head on like a fucking nigger idiot then of course you are going to die,

retard

>>740857997
mage gameplay is okay if you use one of the spells the mod creator likes and absolutely miserable if you use one of the spells he dislikes

expect most spells to take up your entire FP bar to cast and deal less damage and have less range than a greatsword R1 (not even joking about the range, the moon spells immediately fall to the ground after like 5ft making them literally useless)

excellent bait

>>740856832 (OP)
Maybe you should play a bullet hell instead of this normoslop

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>Average tendie experience going through Elden Ring for the first time as they gear up for pretending to care about Duskbloods

>>740856832 (OP)
Miyazaki is a sadist and/or a retard whose maine schtick is off-screen projectile spam. Well, this same guy has copy pasted the same game for 20 years straight by now too.