>>740882734 >depression Wrong, he is crying because it's nothing like the original and he wasted 80 bucks + 20 bucks ultradeluxe dlc version on it
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:05:47
I miss her so much, bros. She's not even human.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:06:29
'member when comics were supposed to be funny instead of a failed artist's portrayal of their own misery?
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)19:07:15
>>740882437(OP) im a millennial and this is the gayest stupidest millennial joke slop garbage I've seen in the last 10 minutes and I'm sure I'll see worse pretty soon
>>740882870 Even worse he spent hours of his day for months leading up to his release defending every artistic or stylistic change against "haters" or dissenters or even people respectfully dissapointed. THEN he fucking played it and formed his opinion on it but after engaging in the 5 Steps of Grief, went back to defending it. Now he does that for days, years on end on reddit, this site and social media.
>We gotta keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station. >Eddie Vedder
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)20:00:49
>>740882982 It's funny because it's portraying the failed artist's misery when he was a child and his parents were always fighting and then getting divorced.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)20:02:57
>>740886495 the quality of /v/ would skyrocket to insane levels also it would become slower than /po/
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)20:03:24
Let me consult my handy webcomic checklist >[ ] i'm a comic artist and i have trouble coming up with ideas for the comics, that's the punchline >[x] i'm a comic artist, let me tell you about my trauma/mental health >[ ] i'm a comic artist, here's me winning an argument against a strawman >[ ] i'm a comic artist, here's me bitching about some pet peeve >[ ] original joke
>>740883402 I don't get the childhood nostalgia because my childhood sucked.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)20:14:34
>>740882437(OP) Meh, better is that one where a guy wishes to return to his childhood to play his Vidya and he actually gets his wish...but it also returned his parents extremely loud fights in the other room.
I've never said this, I more get excited at the premise that it's something that they can't really fuck up. Except now I can't really recommend picking up a fairly solid remake of 3 very good games because the people that own the IP now are assholes. The Relics being lazily ported into the Crash Remakes suck because they're legitimately awful in Crash 1 since the levels are not at all designed to be played like that, and they're only at best servicable in 2. It's also a huge missed opportunity that 2's moveset wasn't ported to 1. I can kind of understand the unlockable moves from 3 not being in 2 and 1, y'know except maybe if there was a cheat to toggle them on or off Yes I know the game needs color correction too, but that's less important.
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Anonymous06/11/26(Thu)20:22:26
>>740882437(OP) I get it. It's because he was molested.